Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438801 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #2070 on:** September 08, 2008, 02:14:01 PM »

So to to put the story back on track, Fox and Slippy headed back to the watchtower where the rest of the JLN were gathering to await their next mission.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2071 on:** September 08, 2008, 02:20:27 PM »

"Your mission is to infiltrate Arsenal Gear and disarm the terrorists," said Colonel Campbell to the JLN.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2072 on:** September 08, 2008, 05:57:03 PM »

"Can the JLS come too?" asked Jak, who recruited Ratchet and Clank, Lara Croft, Crash Bandicoot, Tomba, Spyro the Dragon, and Sweet Tooth the Clown and followed Fox and Slippy to the meeting.

The Chef · « **Reply #2073 on:** September 08, 2008, 06:05:39 PM »

"Sorry, but you guys have the wrong watchtower", said Dr. Wright, the coodinator.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2074 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:22:45 PM »

The JLN and JLS got mad at each other after Daxter said something nasty to Wario and a huge fight broke out!

The Chef · « **Reply #2075 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:47:15 PM »

While this was going on, the terrorists were succeeding at their plan!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2076 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:06:26 PM »

Raiden was assigned to infiltrate Arsenal Gear and disarm Solidus Snake and his men, but his girliness prevented him from doing so; meanwhile, the JLS and JLN continued to to beat each other up after Kirby tore out a piece of paper from a phone book and gave Lara Croft a nasty paper cut!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2077 on:** September 09, 2008, 10:09:21 AM »

But then Crash and Mario decided to break the ice and go get a beer.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2078 on:** September 09, 2008, 11:46:20 AM »

But the beer only served to make them more violent and drunk.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2079 on:** September 09, 2008, 01:32:57 PM »

So then they all randomly got up and started disco dancing while the song "Funky Town" was playing.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2080 on:** September 09, 2008, 01:50:37 PM »

"Wait, this isn't violent!" said the narrator, who noticed that even though Mario and Crash were drunk, they weren't beating each other up.

The Chef · « **Reply #2081 on:** September 09, 2008, 01:58:31 PM »

They were actually trying to figure out a way to get their teammates to stop fighting as well as stop MushroomJunkie from derailing the story over and over.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2082 on:** September 09, 2008, 02:23:36 PM »

So while MJ kept trying to derail the story, Solidus was succeeding with his plan to destroy New York with Arsenal's nuclear payload.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2083 on:** September 09, 2008, 04:58:10 PM »

But then Kirby, who had been busy sucking up the blood from Lara Croft's papercut, decided to inhale the nuclear payload instead.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2084 on:** September 09, 2008, 05:55:48 PM »

He became nuke Kirby, capable of detonating with a force of 50 teratons and wiping out all life as we know it.

(1 teraton is equivalent to a 2 km meteor going 2 km/s hitting the Earth, btw)