Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438807 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2085 on:** September 09, 2008, 06:12:20 PM »

Then Kirby burped into space, releasing the energy and destroying an asteroid about to wipe out the planet, thus saving the world again (who knew, it was all gas!).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2086 on:** September 09, 2008, 06:46:32 PM »

Unfortunately, Kirby was destroyed along with the asteroid; everyone except the terrorists came to his funeral.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2087 on:** September 09, 2008, 07:03:03 PM »

But one terrorist came to his funeral and kidnapped kirby's dead body.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2088 on:** September 09, 2008, 07:30:28 PM »

The terrorist was Fatman, who wanted to eat Kirby for dinner.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2089 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:34:46 AM »

So everyone laughed as they watched the fat man run as fast as he could with a limp kirby.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2090 on:** September 10, 2008, 09:42:36 AM »

(No, his name is actually Fatman. And he doesn't run, he roller-skates.)

Fatman tied Kirby's body to a bunch of C4 bombs and dared Wario (who was equally fat) to attack him.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2091 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:06:08 AM »

But while he wasn't looking, Samus ate five dozen donuts, becoming morbidly obese so she could attack him.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2092 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:08:20 AM »

Fatman was crushed by Samus, but the threat of the C4 bombs still loomed over our heros.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #2093 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:24:19 AM »

So samus ate them and they blew up inside her which made her die from internal bleeding but saving everyone else.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2094 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:28:18 AM »

So then the Nintendo and Sony characters held a funeral for Samus, who had sacrificed herself (like Kirby) to save the rest of them.

The Chef · « **Reply #2095 on:** September 10, 2008, 01:14:09 PM »

Once the funeral was over, the JLS and JLN agreed never to fight one another again, and promptly went back to battling their respective arch-enemies.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2096 on:** September 10, 2008, 03:57:02 PM »

"Wow, what a day," Mario said to Sonic, who had been absent because he neither belonged to Nintendo nor Sega.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #2097 on:** September 11, 2008, 04:51:04 PM »

But then, everyone noticed that the day didn't continue, but instead, froze at the point where the sun is at the highest point.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2098 on:** September 11, 2008, 05:36:00 PM »

"Whoa, someone oughta take care of that," said Sonic to Mario, who both looked at each other and realized that the two of them were going to have to save the world again.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2099 on:** September 11, 2008, 06:47:36 PM »

Then they realized it wasn't a sunset, it was midday--Lex Luthor (not taking into account the video-game heroes) had replaced the yellow sun with a red one to get Superman out of the way.