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The Chef

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« Reply #1740 on: July 02, 2008, 01:44:43 PM »
The MegaSonic got banned, thus erasing that little reveal from existance, so instead Snake said...

« Reply #1741 on: July 02, 2008, 02:32:36 PM »
"Treat your box with care and be sure not to get it wet," to which Mario replied "What does that have to do with anything?"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #1742 on: July 02, 2008, 02:40:46 PM »
Little did he know that very soon, perhaps even in the very next sentence, he would discover precisely how box-wetting gave meaning to his entire life.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #1743 on: July 02, 2008, 02:45:26 PM »
Mario McFly and Doc Kirby snuck through the rain and prepared to board a truck bound for McDonalds (which was closed for the evening), so the ability to keep the box dry was extremely vital.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1744 on: July 02, 2008, 05:53:20 PM »
... And they made it!

The Chef

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« Reply #1745 on: July 02, 2008, 07:18:14 PM »
Once in the McDonalds, they carefully opened the box just as Snake instructed them to, and...

« Reply #1746 on: July 02, 2008, 07:21:47 PM »
Everything was going according to plan; Mario and Doc Kirby were going to use the appliances inside the kitchen to build a Metal Gear that would rival Raiden's Metal Gear.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1747 on: July 02, 2008, 07:27:33 PM »
They built a splendid Metal Gear, but they were unable to wash away the stench of greasy fast food that clung to it, so they christened it "McMetal."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1748 on: July 02, 2008, 07:36:58 PM »
McMetal rose and smashed through the ceiling of the Mcdonalds (which made the manager, who was just arriving to open the store, very angry) and began to make its way towards Alaska (Raiden's current location); however, Mario and Kirby had to pick up Snake before they could go.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1749 on: July 02, 2008, 07:41:54 PM »
But Snake was no where to be found, making Mario and Kirby think Raiden had captured him.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #1750 on: July 02, 2008, 10:39:27 PM »
Mario then forgot about the whole ordeal and ordered double his weight in McDonalds food, giving half to Kirby, as was the pink puffball's daily meal plan.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1751 on: July 02, 2008, 11:44:35 PM »
Mario gained 1000 pounds, which made it difficult for McMetal to move correctly.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1752 on: July 03, 2008, 08:14:13 AM »
Mario availed himself of the built-in treadmill inside Mcmetal.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1753 on: July 03, 2008, 10:37:41 AM »
"Okay, I'm back in shape," said Mario McFly, so Doc Kirby punched in a few buttons and McMetal began to move towards Alaska.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #1754 on: July 03, 2008, 04:02:24 PM »
At Alaska, they found Snake hiding under a giant pot, and they then assumed that the pot was replacing his old box disguise.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

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