I wonder if the staff collaborates on how to customize certain people.
"Markio stated that he had the custom title of 'Markio' and didn't like it!"
"Well, then let's give it to him, I guess."
"Wait! Suppose he's using reverse psychology to make us give it to him!"
"Then we'll give it to him, since he said he didn't like it!"
"But if he's using reverse psychology, he DOES like it!"
"How would he know? He doesn't have one yet!"
"Aarom11 doesn't follow directions..."
"Hey, let's make that his custom title!"
"That would be stupid, seeing as how it would be too obvious."
"I think we ALL figured that already."
"Then what you said was stupid because it was obvious!"
"So was that!"
"Just give him the title, to match the blatant obviousness of our nature."