1. Don't know, don't care.
2. See #1.
3. The Great Gonzales (weird, I know.)
4. SMW.
5. To use her voice and wake up the Beanstar.
6. Return Postage Badge. I don't even use it.
7. Il Piantissimo. He and all piantas suck, except the PMTTYD ones.
8. Donkey Kong. Or if you want to be technical, as that was "Jumpman," Donkey Kong Jr. This question needs to be in "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer."
Thank you for the A.