Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 361225 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #1860 on:** September 11, 2005, 08:23:41 AM »

But because of the countless farts, time reversals, explosions, and sushi, the Mars Men's explosion caused a freak wormhole accident involving gravy that no one really likes to talk about anymore.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

Suffix · « **Reply #1861 on:** September 11, 2005, 12:37:55 PM »

Wiping their minds of anything gravy related, Mario and his small company stuggled to think of a way off the outpost...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1862 on:** September 11, 2005, 02:14:38 PM »

...when Wario's monster turd caused a mutation in the Martian atmosphere, and in fused to become POOP, the third and strongest member of the PEHG family. (As it turns out, it was Wario's fault that PHEG and DUDE came to life when he threw up nuclear waste on both the piece of glass and chainsaw, so he's the father.)

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Glorb · « **Reply #1863 on:** September 12, 2005, 09:32:05 AM »

"Daddy!" screamed DUDE the charity chainsaw worker, but POOP silenced him with his mighty turd breath and made the martians help hide the body in Wario's butt, which exploded and rained butt-juice down upon the world.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

goodie · « **Reply #1864 on:** September 14, 2005, 10:59:44 AM »

Then Shigeru Miyamoto created a forcefield that deflected the butt-juice away from the world.

Glorb · « **Reply #1865 on:** September 14, 2005, 11:19:55 AM »

But the forcefield got tired of deflecting the butt-juice, so it ran away and didn't care that Mario got killed by a Butt Meteor.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1866 on:** September 14, 2005, 06:57:16 PM »

A butt rock hit Toad so fast and so hard that the impact caused his butt to shoot straight through his head, and then his body fell to pieces.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1867 on:** September 27, 2005, 08:56:17 AM »

Then nobody posted on this topic, so I took posession and used "A Mario Story: You add one sentance to the tale" as a means to take over the world!!?! FISH STICKS!?!

Glorb · « **Reply #1868 on:** September 30, 2005, 06:48:15 PM »

Then Fox was horribly and brutally eviscerated by Kratos from God of War, who promptly took over the story and made it about cyclopes and crap like that.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1869 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:25:38 PM »

Kratos then chopped Wario's......ham sandwich in two!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

WaddleDee-Jay · « **Reply #1870 on:** October 07, 2005, 04:23:30 PM »

Suddenly, in a brilliant flash of lightning, the story ended and the book closed.

Im tha Waddle Dee-Sta!

HolyAarom · « **Reply #1871 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:54:46 PM »

Then it re-opens.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.

Suffix · « **Reply #1872 on:** October 07, 2005, 06:05:31 PM »

"What do you think you're doing, mister?" said the indignant, important matron.

Dud Bomb · « **Reply #1873 on:** October 15, 2005, 08:51:04 PM »

all of a suden warios ham sandwich exploded with nuclear force

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1874 on:** October 16, 2005, 12:39:49 PM »

The force was so huge that it leveled an entire Pizza Hut!

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!