Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1290603 times)

Tingrio · « **Reply #1425 on:** August 18, 2005, 06:37:32 PM »

Because we're going slowly through a timewarp.

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What does this van make you think of?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 8/18/2005 5:37:58 PM

mario_luigifan104 · « **Reply #1426 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:24:27 PM »

ummm....uhhh...pass?

why did the chicken cross the road?

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PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1427 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:50:46 PM »

To buy some KFC only to find out that he was gonna by the next meal.

Why do fire fighters wear red suspenders?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Clark Beyer · « **Reply #1428 on:** August 19, 2005, 05:43:00 PM »

Well, they wanted to have blue ones, but Mario accused them of plagiarism.

Why hasn't Bowser died of all the times he's been sent backflipping into a deadly pool of lava?

Edited by - Clark Beyer on 8/19/2005 4:44:02 PM

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1429 on:** August 19, 2005, 06:02:38 PM »

Bowser likes flaming pools of lava, and as long as Mario thinks it's hurting him, then Bowser is happy.

Were you listening?

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Clark Beyer · « **Reply #1430 on:** August 20, 2005, 06:23:50 AM »

Yes, of course I...no.

Why didn't anyone go to Princess Peach's funeral?

Watoad · « **Reply #1431 on:** August 20, 2005, 09:03:03 AM »

Mario kept the Princess' death a secret.

If you farm fog in the night, what else are you likely to cultivate?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Suffix · « **Reply #1432 on:** August 20, 2005, 11:33:25 AM »

Batman movies. You just think of the most fantastic questions, don't you? Let's see if I can top it.

What can octopus outlets be used for besides the obvious?

Markio · « **Reply #1433 on:** August 20, 2005, 12:05:04 PM »

Probably a frisbee; most anything can be used as a frisbee.

Could a moose smoke a pipe while whistling?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1434 on:** August 20, 2005, 02:38:33 PM »

Only if he has two mouths.

Will moths fly south once the kiwi bird eats the moon covered in chocolate syrup?

Ummmâ€¦Signatureâ€¦?

Clark Beyer · « **Reply #1435 on:** August 20, 2005, 04:40:59 PM »

Nope. They'll just eat the kiwi bird's flesh as a form of revenge.

Why haven't we started selling t-shirts that celebrate the day when giant flesh-eating rabid pandas take us over?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1436 on:** August 20, 2005, 05:40:21 PM »

Being taken over is stupid.

Did you see a room full of shiny weapons and 4 alien night-crawlers?

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Edited by - GiftedGirl on 8/20/2005 4:41:13 PM

justinyoshi · « **Reply #1437 on:** August 20, 2005, 09:27:41 PM »

a: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
q: why did the boring old wall randomly attack the coconut? O.o...

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Hirocon · « **Reply #1438 on:** August 21, 2005, 01:34:47 AM »

Trust me, the coconut had it coming.

What if Nintendo stopped making video games and started selling home exercise equipment?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1439 on:** August 21, 2005, 07:21:02 AM »

Donkey Kong wouldn't be the only one on a high-potassium diet.

When will mario come to his senses and stop throwing a new party every year?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.