Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1290626 times)

thelink444 · « **Reply #1470 on:** August 28, 2005, 10:42:23 AM »

yes.

if mario's cousin stanley stopped using bug spray, how many muffins would a hamster dance on?

Tingrio · « **Reply #1471 on:** August 28, 2005, 04:45:15 PM »

The hampsters would dance on 20 of those pastries.

Why is Dumb Donald so dumb?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1472 on:** August 28, 2005, 05:03:03 PM »

"Iba don'tba knowba? Askba Mushba Mouthba!"

Why is King K. Rool a rip-off on Bowser?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

thelink444 · « **Reply #1473 on:** August 29, 2005, 07:45:45 AM »

because they both have the letter O in their names.

if you were a soda pop, what flavor would you be?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1474 on:** August 29, 2005, 12:26:29 PM »

Arsenic.

Do mushrooms feel pain?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1475 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:00:04 PM »

Only if Mario uses them for the wrong reason. Let's not go there.

Okay......who cut the cheese?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1476 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:10:12 PM »

Only when you bite 'em...

What did that watermelon do to you?

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1477 on:** August 29, 2005, 05:54:48 PM »

Nothing. It's a watermelon.

What is dumber than a watermelon?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1478 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:13:19 PM »

A piece of ham, of course!

Eh? Somebody stinks! Who is it?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1479 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:19:59 PM »

You just said it: Somebody.

Who is this Somebody?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Watoad · « **Reply #1480 on:** August 29, 2005, 06:26:22 PM »

I'd raise one of my hands, but I'm using both of them to type right now.

I've always been wondering why on Earth some people, like myself, use phrases such as "why on Earth" as if they really have a lot of meaning or something when the whole time toilet water north of the equator spirals in one direction as it drains while its southern counterpart spins in the other direction, and this fact of life that actually seems to have something to do with the earth is understood apparently as little as the situations in which the word "Earth" should receive a capital or lowercase "E," which is a concept that doesn't even exist in many of the planet's languages?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Suffix · « **Reply #1481 on:** August 29, 2005, 07:04:10 PM »

We speaking English, you comprehend? That reasons use for Capitals add Proper Nouns!!

<not_stupid_question> Overall, how was Japan, Watoad? </not_stupid_question>

I'm thinking of a number between G and &... Just kidding. How many people know what a torus is?

BP · « **Reply #1482 on:** August 31, 2005, 03:37:09 PM »

Well, take the population of Earth and subtract it by at least one...

Why isn't the doughboy's belly punctured by now?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1483 on:** August 31, 2005, 03:50:29 PM »

Giggles make up his life-support system.

Why isn't it possible to win a staring contest against a photograph?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1484 on:** August 31, 2005, 04:58:53 PM »

Because it has practiced over three hours a day, just to beat it's counter-part.

Why does Wario smell so bad?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.