Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1285683 times)

HolyAarom · « **Reply #1575 on:** September 26, 2005, 03:38:09 PM »

See my previous response.

Is a cold lake cold?

Mario pwns!

BP · « **Reply #1576 on:** September 26, 2005, 09:01:48 PM »

Not unless it's... cold.

Why is it called Halo?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1577 on:** September 26, 2005, 09:04:34 PM »

Because the Devil hates it.

What color are your blankets?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1578 on:** September 27, 2005, 05:53:17 AM »

Bluuuuuuuuuuueee!!!

Why do people drink beer when they know it's bad for them?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #1579 on:** September 27, 2005, 03:17:34 PM »

Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Why should I not stop smoking?

But burning in my heart, the memory smoulders on, of the gunner''s dying words on the intercom...~ Roger

BP · « **Reply #1580 on:** September 27, 2005, 05:14:42 PM »

There is no reason to not stop smoking.

Why does Waldo hide so much, anyway?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1581 on:** September 27, 2005, 05:15:17 PM »

Because it's jthust a pith between your teef and gum.

What would happen if God decided that people would be funnier if they had more arms?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/27/2005 4:16:57 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1582 on:** September 27, 2005, 06:41:56 PM »

We'd have more arms.

What's that in your drink?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Suffix · « **Reply #1583 on:** September 27, 2005, 08:32:45 PM »

Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed a SPOON.

You come to a vast dining hall. Obvious exits are MOUSE, PODIUM, and MICHAEL. What will you do?

BP · « **Reply #1584 on:** September 28, 2005, 12:04:39 AM »

Order a hamburger.

Am I the only one on the board who stays up until 12?

Edited by - Bird Person on 9/28/2005 12:00:48 AM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1585 on:** September 28, 2005, 05:41:42 AM »

I dunno. I certainly don't stay up that late.

Shabugi?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

BP · « **Reply #1586 on:** September 28, 2005, 05:10:41 PM »

Of course.

Why no HOW does GiftedGirl wake up at 4 am?

I can talk English more better than you.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1587 on:** September 28, 2005, 05:29:36 PM »

I didn't. The FF's time is set to the Pacific time zone.

Why do blondes seem to have more fun?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #1588 on:** September 28, 2005, 05:51:19 PM »

They are just so stupid that they think they are, but they are really not, which is like society today in reality.

Am I concidered a stalker?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1589 on:** September 28, 2005, 06:04:15 PM »

By the guy who drives the ice cream truck (and the cat lady from across the street) yes.

What does inatimate rhyme with?