Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 440057 times)

jmdblazer · « **Reply #1665 on:** June 19, 2008, 12:43:51 PM »

But not until they a super ultra mega awesome 1-up, and used it on the entire Mushroom Kingdom.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1666 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:14:43 PM »

"What the ******* just happened!?" asked the foul-tailed-nine-mouthed fox.

Wait...

jmdblazer · « **Reply #1667 on:** June 19, 2008, 08:28:26 PM »

It was then sealed in Runato as Mario healed his limp leg with a 1-up.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1668 on:** June 19, 2008, 08:32:04 PM »

Mario soon realized how foolish he was for doing so, as the 1-Up Mushroom made him grow another leg -- not a very efficient body feature in the postapocalyptic universe, other than for additional food supplies, and he already knew from experience that his legs were not very appetizing.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1669 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:56:29 AM »

But Bowser liked the taste of Mario's legs, and so he fried them up along with Mario's arms and changed Mario's name to Stumpy.

The Chef · « **Reply #1670 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:10:54 PM »

Now, left with no limbs and a ruined Earth with no sign of his brother or girlfriend, Mario had only one choice.. figure out how to build a flux capacitor so he could go back in time and fix this mess.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1671 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:19:47 PM »

~~Mario~~ Stumpy dialed 1-800-CRACKPOT, Dr. Brown's cell number.

The Chef · « **Reply #1672 on:** June 20, 2008, 04:02:50 PM »

With his nose, no less, and asked Dr. Brown where he was and if he could help him build a new time machine.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1673 on:** June 21, 2008, 08:48:27 PM »

"But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need to make the time machine work," Doc Brown said to Stumpy; so naturally, Stumpy began searching for 1.21 gigawatts.

Jman · « **Reply #1674 on:** June 21, 2008, 09:07:40 PM »

And then the story got even more graphic as Mario killed an annoying, singing dog.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1675 on:** June 21, 2008, 09:09:09 PM »

Mario/Stumpy laughed at the singing dog as he lay in a pool in his own blood, and then he tried to use nuclear fission as a means to get the energy he needed to power the time machine.

The Chef · « **Reply #1676 on:** June 21, 2008, 10:07:16 PM »

Fortunately for Mario/Stumpy, the Starman he kept under his hat could generate more than enough power to get the Flux Capacitor up and running.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1677 on:** June 22, 2008, 02:36:37 PM »

Unfortunately, Wario grabbed the starman and took off for a brief moment of invincibility while Mario continued to tamper with the extremely risky experiment with nuclear fission.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1678 on:** June 23, 2008, 04:48:19 PM »

The reactor exploded, and the radiation made Stumpy grow back his limbs, so Stumpy changed his name back to Mario.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1679 on:** June 23, 2008, 04:49:42 PM »

Mario looked for the pieces of the reactor so he could glue them back together.