Donkey Kong plays the bong as Mario step up to a crowd full of Nintendo people.
Mario:
I like Peach and I like Pauline.
Pauline is cute, but Peach is peachy keen.
Pauline yells even when she is a little angry.
But Peach holds everything in, then lets everything out in a insane frenzy.
However, while Pauline is mostly sweet, beautiful, and such.
I think I'll choose Peach, because I think she got a cute butt!
Mario bows down whilw Donkey Kong plays the bong again. People clap for him, but one particular Princess was fuming in the back row. Another girl was seen heading out the dorr while carrying a knife. But that doesn't matter now, because Bowser is up next.
Donkey Kong plays the bong again.
Bowser:
Mario beats me, again and again.
People hates me, and kids tell me to get bent.
It hurts when Mario stomps on me, and I say 'Ouch'.
So when I get home, I lite up a fat blunt, and smoke on the couch.
Donkey Kongs plays the bong again while Bowser bows down and people hestitantly claps. Our last poet is a depressed man named Luigi.
Donkey Kong throws his bong away, then left the building while screaming "Whoo-hoo! I got my own game on the GameCube!"
Luigi:
Life is sad, I don't know what to say.
When I wanted a game, they gave me Luigi's Mansion the next day.
I wanted to be in a platform, like Super Mario 64.
I was even hoping for an RPG, or at least something hardcore!
My game was not that great, not even worth a Nintendo dime.
So that is why Shigeru Miyamoto is putting me in Mario Sunshine!
The audience claps for Luigi as the screen fades to black....
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"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."
- Shigeru Miyamoto
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"Here We Go!"
- Mario
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