Albatros
"Just be glad your wife didn't leave you for an ALBATROSS! My puny kiwi wings weren't big enough for Delores. Oh no, oh no... she had to have AN ALBATROSS. With great big huge LONG WINGS. He was on hormones. You heard me, read my beak: HORMONES!"
-- George the Kiwi, "A Wish For Wings That Work"
I wish those ostriches that some of the Shy Guys were riding in Super Mario Bros. 2 made a comeback.