Obsession with Banjo-Kazooie Disease
Caused by (what else) playing too much Banjo-Kazooie!
Symptoms: (TOP 20)
1. The urge to play more of one of Rare's greatest games, Banjo-Kazooie. (Oh geeze, I already have it!)
2. Taking up a banjo AND a kazooie as your favorite instruments.
3. Actually speaking the words "Eekum Bokum and Guh-huh" as if they were used in a conversation.
4. When putting together a jigsaw puzzle, you time yourself and flip the pieces around.
5. When you put together a jigsaw puzzle, worlds seem to open.......
6. You actually found the green, yellow and blue eggs plus the ice key! (Yes, trust me, it's possible, I've done it!)
7. You unlocked Bottles Revenge.
8. Your names are Ice Mario or Subdrag.
9.You've taken up the job of a Shaman, live in a skull, and chant weird words to transform your friends into animals (or a washing machine)
10. An ugly witch stole you for your good looks.
11. You consult the neighborhood mole for training.
12. You wear tight yellow shorts and a blue backpack, no matter the weather.
13. A really rude bird lives in this backpack.
14. You used to be friends with a monkey and you road race-karts together.
15. Your house is actually much bigger, with multiple worlds and rooms inside.
16. You collect musical notes, but you never actually use them to play with your instrument.
17. Your pet breegull can lift a 400 pound honey bear farther than any airplane could.
18. The locals include a sea hippo, talking camel, magical.......Jinjo, and anything, including inanimate objects, with eyes.
19. Everything around you talks, even the shoes!
20. You opened your lair, let the hero in, had your weak as heck minions fight him, gave him the chance to collect all the moves and items to become stronger, held an easy as heck quiz show, fought him without using your ultimate moves up front, fell off your house and landed under a rock that you could have moved yourself, and then came back 2 years later, nothing but a skeleton.
Treatments? None, if you've got it, you've got it! Hats off to Banjo Kazooie!
