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WarpRattler

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« Reply #105 on: May 31, 2011, 09:31:45 PM »
I don't understand "slap."

As you stand around fighting with the narrator, rumbling begins to emanate from the mine.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #106 on: May 31, 2011, 09:37:39 PM »
>Look RUMBLE
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #107 on: May 31, 2011, 09:39:29 PM »
You see BOILING LAVA ascending the main shaft, and can already feel the heat baking you alive.

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #108 on: May 31, 2011, 09:45:46 PM »
>Run AWAY
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #109 on: May 31, 2011, 09:48:51 PM »
AWAY is not a valid direction.

The lava reaches your stationary self...and passes through you harmlessly. The heat you felt before was a stick getting caught in your fan (you're a computer, remember), but it broke when you tried to run nowhere. The lava turns out to be an illusion, but the rumbling continues.

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2011, 09:53:09 PM »
>Eat LAVA
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #111 on: May 31, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »
There is no lava.

The rumbling continues. It seems as if the mine is becoming impatient with you.

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #112 on: May 31, 2011, 10:14:33 PM »
>Twiddle thumbs CORDs and whistle
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Weegee

« Reply #113 on: May 31, 2011, 10:21:54 PM »
An allruing voice emanates from deep within the mine shaft. It sounds as though the voice is calling your name.

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YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #114 on: May 31, 2011, 10:23:53 PM »
> Yell "WHAT"
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #115 on: May 31, 2011, 10:25:26 PM »
The mine ceases rumbling and yells back. "Don't say 'WHAT' to me. When I call you, you come immediately."

It sounds like my mom.

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Weegee

« Reply #116 on: May 31, 2011, 10:31:24 PM »
>Enter mine, since WarpRattler's mom is an easy lay
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

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« Reply #117 on: May 31, 2011, 10:39:15 PM »
As you walk into the mine, the entrance collapses on top of you.

Thy metagame is over.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #118 on: May 31, 2011, 10:40:40 PM »
>Crawl out of rubble
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #119 on: May 31, 2011, 10:50:17 PM »
You are an ant. A mine entrance collapsed around you as you were carrying food back to your hill. You crawl out to find a cold mountain pass.

Possible exits are NORTH VERY SLOWLY and SOUTH VERY SLOWLY.

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