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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #150 on: June 01, 2011, 04:53:05 PM »
>lie on the ground

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #151 on: June 01, 2011, 05:00:23 PM »
You say things like "The tooth fairy is real" and "My client is innocent" while resting on the ground. A cop comes by and notices you.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #152 on: June 01, 2011, 05:17:57 PM »
>Subtly encourage COP through telepathy to pick you up and take you on an ADVENTURE.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #153 on: June 01, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »
Unfortunately, said police officer is this guy.

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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #154 on: June 01, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »
>assist in KILLING EVERYONE

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #155 on: June 01, 2011, 08:59:10 PM »
Everyone around you is dead. You are the only living.... revolver left. Hope you're happy.

Do what now?

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #156 on: June 01, 2011, 09:05:01 PM »
>Backfire on COP
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #157 on: June 02, 2011, 05:03:14 AM »
You coerce the COP to shoot himself.

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #158 on: June 02, 2011, 07:33:10 AM »
>Wait for eons for another gullible fool to come along and take me to another populated area
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #159 on: June 02, 2011, 07:42:36 AM »
You wait for eons, but no one comes.

Eventually the world ends up being destroyed by aliens.

BAD END

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #160 on: June 02, 2011, 09:18:15 AM »
> Continue

WarpRattler

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« Reply #161 on: June 02, 2011, 09:55:30 AM »
Insert coin to continue. 9...

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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #162 on: June 02, 2011, 09:58:24 AM »
>Insert chocolate coin
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #163 on: June 02, 2011, 10:12:38 AM »
The coin falls harmlessly into the return slot. 8...7...6...

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« Reply #164 on: June 02, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
>Frantically search through pockets for another coin
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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