I am the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.Captain Kirk,this is Spock please step on the Transporter.Di-ety on Crystals,hip I cling on Missiles!No!I'm a Doctor!Not an Actor!Not a Milkman!What does that mean? and I'm sorry he's dead too.Hold on Torpee-do-o-o-o! Liutenent O-her-a,open Hailing Frequencies.Yes Captain Kirk,opening Hailing frequencies,sir.Let's bodly go were no-one's gone before! Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh,heh!Beam me up,Mr.Scott! Zulu,go to war!(*beep*)Warp3 sir?No!That will be way to slow!(*beep*)Warp4 sir?That still is way to slow!(*beep*)Warp5 sir?That still is to D*mn slow!!!(*beep*)Warp6? It's to D*mn slow!(*beep*)Warp7?It's to D*mn slow! IT'S TO D*MN SLO-O-O-O-OWWW!No!No!No!No!No!No!No! Mr.Chekoff,Mr.Chekoff! I am Firing Torpedo!That will not work and would be Illogicol to me!To ME! To M-EEEEEE!!!!
Those are the complete lyrics to Weird Al's Star Trek Song.
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