Alucard, I have a confesion to make. I am you! Even though I acted like a moron, you didn't know that I'm really Lonic the Evil Shaman. You see, Alucard, I hold dead souls. You actually died 100 years ago. I let you share my body to see if the experiment would work. To turn half vampire. It did work, sort of. I'm actually 1/3 of a vampire, since you were half vampire to begin with. Also, I put a spell on your soul in think that my body is your reguar body. Also, whatever time you accidentlly found out I am you, I used a memory erase spell. So in other words, I fooled you all! HA HA HA HA HA!
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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!