Author Topic: The Tournement (Read 6150 times)

Mario Master · « **on:** March 23, 2003, 04:55:03 PM »

All the Nintendo Characters are having a tournement, so you guys get to write the happenings of their battles.

It was the day of the tournement and Mario and Link were up first. A voice boomed over the speakers: 3...2...1...GO! First Link...

jjf8420 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2003, 05:18:28 PM »

Link took his sword, and stabbed it right through Mario's head. The Mario...

Mario Master · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2003, 08:21:36 PM »

Then Mario's head deflated. But his body was still fighting.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2003, 12:31:59 AM »

So he reinflated his head by sticking his finger in his mouth and blowing. Then, Link . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2003, 03:13:18 PM »

used his spin attack and...

jjf8420 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2003, 03:51:29 PM »

Sliced Mario's head clear off his shoulders. Then Mario...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2003, 12:42:55 AM »

Put his head back on and ran away.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:12:25 PM »

2nd Battle

Luigi VS Dr. Mario

3
2
1
GO

Scratch here to reveal prize!

jjf8420 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2003, 05:57:33 PM »

Luigi jumps really high and dive bombs at Dr. Mario. Dr. Mario...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2003, 11:35:05 PM »

Throws a pill at Link and knocks Link's sword out of his hand.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2003, 08:00:26 PM »

But Link wasn't in the battle anymore so he ate the pill and it cured his constipation.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2003, 09:13:48 PM »

Then Mario stole Link's sword and still didn't attack Luigi since he was his brother. ?!?

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2003, 11:14:33 AM »

So he shoved it up Capt. Falcon's butt.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2003, 08:45:02 PM »

But Captain Falcon had buns of steel.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2003, 03:22:23 PM »

Then those gay farts Pikachu and Pichu shocked Capt. Falcon's butt, and since metal conducts electricity it hurt.

Scratch here to reveal prize!