Author Topic: The Tournement (Read 6152 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2003, 09:34:27 PM »

Does steel conduct electricity?

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:41:37 PM »

Yes it does.

Hirocon · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2003, 10:17:13 PM »

As the tournament fell into disarray, the ref quickly announced the match between Luigi and Dr. Mario a draw, and started watching the next match, already in progress...team pokemon v. Captain Falcon.

Gigglypuff started singing to put CF to sleep, but accidentally put the ref to sleep instead. So CF, taking advantage of the situation, commited a flagrant foul by running over gigglypuff with his F-Zero racer.

Mario Master · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2003, 08:41:47 AM »

*laughs* It's Jigglypuff, stupid!

Hirocon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2003, 07:47:23 PM »

Yes, you are correct. I am a moron. Thank goodness for the anonymity of the Internet.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:06:24 PM »

Then, Captain Falcon called his buddies... er, rivals, Samurai Goroh, Dr. Stewart and Pico, and they ran into the other Pokemon with their F-ZERO racers.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

jjf8420 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2003, 03:52:44 PM »

Then the Falcon Flyer KO'd all of the Pokemon!

King Boo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2003, 04:17:16 PM »

Then you could hear the ref talking in his sleep,& everyone laughed.

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2003, 10:30:33 PM »

Then he woke up and took on his Master Hand alter ego!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2003, 01:33:42 PM »

Then he punched everyone.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2003, 11:51:08 PM »

Then everyone smashed him.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:28:22 PM »

Then his HP ran out so everything went into slow-motion as he faded into the background.

"Great job everyone!," said Mario, "Now who will referee?

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Hirocon · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:42:24 PM »

"Since when does Super Smash Brothers need a ref, anyway?" Marth thought to himself as he snuck up silently behind Mario and clobbered him squarely in the back of the head with a home run bat.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #28 on:** April 15, 2003, 12:27:42 AM »

Mario was immediately KO'd. Another Home Run Bat dropped from the sky. "Whaddya doin to my-a brother..." Luigi said quietly as he kicked a Koopa shell at Marth, quickly following with a lethal Home Run strike.

(Heh, that sounded wrong, didn't it?)

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Hirocon · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2003, 07:37:52 PM »

Then a party ball opened, and Bob-ombs fell everywhere.