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« on: June 15, 2008, 06:36:22 AM »
This is how to make Mario find the Master Sword:
First, start up Super Mario 64 after you hit it 20 times with a Pogo Stick. Then you should erase all your files, start them up, get 3 stars in each file, and then erase them again. Start a new game in the 1st file. Now find a green jump rope and jump over it 893 times. Once that's done, throw the jump rope in the garbage and go to the bathroom. Wash your face, and then go back downstairs. Then get a calculator and throw it at your TV. Your TV should break; now you have no TV to play your game. Go to Toys R' Us and ask them if they would let you play your Super Mario 64 game there. They should say that they don't have a Nintendo 64 for you to play on. Curse at them, run away, and before you leave the store, steal a Wiimote, a copy of Hacky's Wonderland, and a $5 gift card. When you leave the store, the police should be chasing you. Hijack one of their cars and then drive back to your house. Go back to the 1st file. Mario should now be sleeping and slowly turning into Link. The terrain should be similar to that of Eterna Forest. Go straight, pick up the Master Sword, and you're done!
Good luck!