Author Topic: The Pointless Topic! (Read 2498892 times)

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #3240 on:** September 07, 2006, 04:40:41 PM »

Today was not a good day @ teh Art Insitute of Chicago. My brother checked some of the paintings... and came back to my parants about five minutes later asking "Where do babies come from? This picture makes me wonder where they come from...", and... you get the point.

Also... Robert's question's answer's URL's website's hosting stuff.

Robert · « **Reply #3241 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:40:13 PM »

*Uses flamethrower to burn several of Bobby's troops*

Good work, everyone! Thanks to your combined efforts, we've sleighn 4/5 of Bobby's army! Lets finish 'em off!

*The remainder if bobby's troops begin regrouping.*

What's this? They appear to be regrouping...

*A shadowed figure desends from the sky. Robert points toward him*

Look! Bobby!

Bobby: That's right, Robert. It is here on this forsaken battlefeild that we will solve our sibling disputes once and for all. When I have done away with you, Labor day will be mine. Everyone will be forced to work double shifts on my version of labor day. I can see my plan coming together right now in my mind... Mwa ha ha ha!

We'll see, Bobby. We'll see. Oh, and by the way, mother always liked me better.

Alright, here's the plan; you guys keep fighting Bobby's remaining troops and I'll confront Bobby in a final epic dance-off of the gods to determine the of fate labor day.

Bobby:Have at ye!

*As soon as Bobby lands on the ground, cool music starts to play. Robert & Bobby begin dancing*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3242 on:** September 08, 2006, 01:36:58 PM »

Luigison, can you give me a link leading to that picture? I leik teh picture. It reminds me of somone close...

Luigison · « **Reply #3243 on:** September 08, 2006, 01:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Melee on September 08, 2006, 01:36:58 PM

Luigison, can you give me a link leading to that picture? I leik teh picture. It reminds me of somone close...

This? http://www.peer99.com/peer99w/data/design/P289/P289-l.jpg

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #3244 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:47:45 PM »

~~'Have a little problem here...~~

When I press the DVD-ROM drive button on my computer (so the tray slides out), the tray slides out a little further than it should. The worst part is that when I push the button again, it won't go back inside. However, it automatically slides back in after about 10 seconds. Also, it slides out faster than normal. Help plz

Never mind... I don't know how it happened, but now it's back to normal.

Robert · « **Reply #3245 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:03:45 PM »

*Continues his final epic dance-off of the gods with Bobby.*

The Chef · « **Reply #3246 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:19:03 PM »

I'll make short work of those troops...

*Boards The Robochef and stomps on all the troops*

Robert · « **Reply #3247 on:** September 09, 2006, 09:59:43 AM »

Good work, the chef! Unfortunatly, not all of Bobby's troops died. Worse, the survivors destroyed the robochef. You managed too escape, but their is no way to revive the robochef.

*The cool music starts to play faster. As the music speeds up, so does Robert and Bobby's dancing.*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3248 on:** September 09, 2006, 02:20:05 PM »

*Mr.Melee drops a gigantic tortoise on everyone in The Pointless Topic!*

C H E C K M A T E

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3249 on:** September 09, 2006, 03:26:17 PM »

*kicks some Bobby minions in their rears*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #3250 on:** September 09, 2006, 07:52:51 PM »

*Tortoise drops a gigantic Mr.Melee on everyone in The Pointless Topic!*

C H E C K M A T E

The Chef · « **Reply #3251 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:00:41 AM »

Nooooooo!!!! My beautiful The Robochef!! Destroyed!!!

I will avange thy death, my non-organic friend!!

*The Chef drops a Pointless Topic on Bobby's remaining troops*

K I N G M E

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3252 on:** September 10, 2006, 01:08:22 PM »

Errgarrrrr, my pointless juices aren't flowing. *Mr.Melee just eats a piece or pizza*

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3253 on:** September 10, 2006, 03:20:21 PM »

*plays golf using the Bigg Stik as a club and using some more Bobby minions as golf balls* FORE! *hits a Bobby minion*

Robert · « **Reply #3254 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:37:58 PM »

*Robert and Bobby continue their final epic dance-off of the gods. The music is at it's fastest. Robert & Bobby are dancing so fast that their motions look like blurs to the naked eye. Both are sweating, but Robert sweating more than Bobby.*

Why aren't you sweating?

Bobby:I'm mostly mechanical, remember? My robotic parts have high velosity fans built-in to prevent them from over-heating.

Oh. Right. I knew that.

*They continue to dance.*

Hey, wait a minute, since you have robotic parts, aren't you cheating?

Bobby:Not at all. My mechanical parts are are conected to my brain with wires. The wires are thought-powered, so I have total control over my mechanical body parts. It works similar to your nervous system.

...I don't trust you.

Bobby:What!?

How can I trust you just didn't pre-program the movments of your Robotic parts?

Bobby:Trust me!

Prove it.

Bobby:You want proof? Here's your proof!

*Bobby kicks himself in the ankle. He trips.*

Bobby: See? I-

*Bobby stops. His eyes widen.*

Bobby:(angerly)You cheated! Why you little...

*At this point, the rest of Bobby's troops die. They just suddenly drop dead. Their corpses wither away to dust.*

Alright, Bobby. Now that I've beaten you in a Final epic dance-off of the gods, I'm turning you into the police.

Bobby:(Getting up)Do you think I'm an idiot or something?

*Bobby reaches into his pocket and pulls out 4 small, blue spheres. Bobby throws them on the ground, causing them to emit large amounts of thick smoke around him. Robert covers his nose and mouth. When the smoke clears, Bobby is no where to be seen.*

Oh well. The good thing is, we saved Labor day! Let's party!

*Robert begins to party.*