I will now review some Call of Duty 2 weapons.
1) PPSh-42 - Spray 'til you die!
2) BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle) - Good for shooting, but even more useful for eating.
3) M1897 Trench Gun - Can cause hearing loss if the volume is up too high.
4) M3 "Grease Gun" - Good for cooking, not for shooting.
5) Mk. II 'Pineapple' Grenade - Shaped like pineapple and not good for your health if eaten.
6) Webley Revolver - Greatest thing ever made. Nothing more needs to be said.
7) Sten Mk. III - Great for those with arm spasms.
8) Smoke grenades - Will cause lag and FPS problems.
9) Luger - With the accuracy of a blind raccoon throwing darts at a dartboard.
10) Bren LMG - Known to have a 15 second melee period with the power of an elephant.
11) Springfield - The only sniper that makes an annoying "pew-pew" sound similar to the M1 Garand.
(Only those who have played CoD2 Multiplayer will get the jokes)
