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Author Topic: The Pointless Topic!  (Read 2498982 times)

Robert

« Reply #5550 on: July 22, 2007, 10:09:17 PM »
If you need instructions on how to get through the pointless palace, check out the enclosed instruction book!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

The Blue Toad

« Reply #5551 on: July 22, 2007, 11:28:42 PM »
Gee, this instruction book sure is handy!  *wink and thumbs up*

Please don't kill me, mister director...I-I can do better! 
Director:  ...Better?
Much better!  Please. Just don't-don't!
Director:  Very well, very well...you can continue as spokesperson for the Pointless Topic.
Yes!
Director:  But it's useless, you know...for everything in the pointless topic is an inscrutable anomaly, and that instruction book is nothing but a folded paper of scribbles and mumbo-jumbo!  Haha!  No one can explain the pointless topic - you fool!  And now anyone who buys one of those books will raid your house, eat your Popsicles, and skin your cat to take revenge on the money-grubbing scam artist who sold them a worthless piece of crap - which is you, by the way! 
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-WHAT?!?!
Director:  That's right!  The fruit of your efforts is a big, fat slab of humiliation sprinkled with confusion!  Haha!  And, by the way...I'm not a real director...

What will happen to the unnamed hero?!  Is the director really not a director?!?  Why are there so many incorrect and unnecessary exclamation points and question marks in this post?!?!?
Find out next time, on...EL TOPIQUE DE LOS ANTIS POINTES!  (The views expressed in this show do not necessarily reflect the views of frogs, so please don't take your anger out on them).  :(   
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #5552 on: July 23, 2007, 12:46:38 AM »
Quote from: Robert on July 22, 2007, 10:09:17 PM
If you need instructions on how to get through the pointless palace, check out the enclosed instruction book!
Check out mah booooiiii!!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Robert

« Reply #5553 on: July 23, 2007, 09:07:59 AM »
Hello Tyrannosaurus Allen, I'll have you for breakfast!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5554 on: July 23, 2007, 09:30:09 AM »
I got Pixls, who wants Pixls?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #5555 on: July 23, 2007, 09:48:49 AM »
I'll stick with my Picksells, thank you.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #5556 on: July 23, 2007, 11:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Robert on July 23, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Hello Tyrannosaurus Allen, I'll have you for breakfast!

Breakfast? You can't say that!

(I bet GG is going like "WTD" by now)
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5557 on: July 24, 2007, 11:21:20 AM »
Yeah, pretty much.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #5558 on: July 24, 2007, 04:20:46 PM »
Mario: Good!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Robert

« Reply #5559 on: July 24, 2007, 11:43:23 PM »
Quote from: SushieBoy on July 23, 2007, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: Robert on July 23, 2007, 09:07:59 AM
Hello Tyrannosaurus Allen, I'll have you for breakfast!

Breakfast? You can't say that!

(I bet GG is going like "WTD" by now)

I actually have a volvic wallpaper featuring George, Tyrannosaurus Allen and one of George's birds from the volvic site.
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

GiftedGirl

« Reply #5560 on: July 25, 2007, 08:53:34 AM »
LET'S DANCE! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues... :D
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #5561 on: July 25, 2007, 10:17:14 AM »
The King: I'm going to eat Impa for dinner.
Impa: Alright, dear.  I'll get the Triforce of your face!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #5562 on: July 25, 2007, 10:59:56 AM »
Quote from: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2007, 08:53:34 AM
LET'S DANCE! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues... :D
Seriously, don't eat cabbage unless you found out its nutrition facts.


Cablevision: You didn't pay the bill on time.
George Bush: Don't tell me what to pay!
Cablevision: But sir, you already wasted enough money on the war.
George Bush: Okay, I guess I have to pay that $321,132,123,120,574,345,987 I owe.

Don't EVER tell me that you went into the zoo without me!
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

skater-girl

« Reply #5563 on: July 25, 2007, 11:11:35 AM »
Ok, fine, I won't. (But I did)
No Glorb, I think it was Chuck Norris.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #5564 on: July 25, 2007, 12:04:49 PM »
Aw, just "Forum games"? Booor-iiiing! Where's Warioman's Action Cop Precinct, or Reefhead's Barrier Reef, or Tendo's Dirty Chips Warehouse?
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