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« Reply #7590 on: July 11, 2008, 02:15:44 PM »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

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« Reply #7591 on: July 11, 2008, 02:26:39 PM »
Crusty? I don't get oh my god my brain my brain get it out get this picture out of my brain
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« Reply #7592 on: July 11, 2008, 02:33:32 PM »






One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Kojinka

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« Reply #7593 on: July 11, 2008, 04:49:20 PM »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Kojinka

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« Reply #7595 on: July 13, 2008, 12:05:36 AM »
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #7596 on: July 13, 2008, 07:43:48 AM »
I couldn't find the "I'm Leaving TMK Signed, TMK Member." thread, so I'll post here instead. I'm gonna be gone for a little while because I am having an allergic reaction to something. My face swelled up and, at the time of writing, caused me to go half-blind. So, for an indefinite amount of time, I will be gone. See ya,Luigalaxy.

I am able to type, so I won't be leaving for a couple days. In fact, the doctor says I will have full vision tomorrow. The swelling is from Poison Ivy. (Note to self: Watch out for poisonous plants.)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 04:12:40 PM by luigalaxy »

Johnny_Macho

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« Reply #7597 on: July 13, 2008, 10:08:50 AM »
Spaldforkinhighmer. Sorry, I haven't posted in like a month.
"I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, But I'm a little glowing friend, But really I'm not actually your friend, But I am" - They Might Be Giants, 'Birdhouse in your soul'

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #7598 on: July 13, 2008, 10:53:24 AM »
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK

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I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS

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I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G04
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I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION

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I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G09
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I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS

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I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"

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GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY

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THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME

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I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM

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I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY

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I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE

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TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F02
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I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F01
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IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE

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I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS

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I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN

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I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE

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I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06
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I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART

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I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY

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I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
"  "    "   "   "   "
"  "    "   "   "   "
"  "    "   "   "   "

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I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE

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I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATUENT NOISES IN CLASS

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I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

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I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F16
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I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS

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I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F18
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I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F20
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I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F21
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I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F22
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I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST
I AM NOT A DENTIST

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F24
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SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH

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NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F23
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HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F03
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I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER

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I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F04
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I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F05
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BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F06
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I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F07
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UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE

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THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F09
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I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F10
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I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F11
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I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F14
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I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F13
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I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK

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I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY

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I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F17
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I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F19
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FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F20
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I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F21
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I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F22
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I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F23
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THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F24
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MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F18
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I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F01
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I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F02
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I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID

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I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD
I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD

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I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY

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I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F06
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A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER

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TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F08
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COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F09
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I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY

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I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL

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THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

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I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"

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GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE

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MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

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NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17
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I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F16
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I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F18
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I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F20
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I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F19
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I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F21
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THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY

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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F07
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I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F08
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I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

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MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN

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I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F10
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I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY

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ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F15
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THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F16
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I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F18
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F19
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I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21
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FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F20
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BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F22
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I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F33
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I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F01
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I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL

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I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F05
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I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP

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RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F08
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ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F09
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BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F10
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CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F11
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NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F12
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I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F13
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I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F14
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I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F15
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THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18
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I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19
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NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F32
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I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21
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THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22
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THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16
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I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F20
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BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
BEWITCHED, DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F17
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NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F01
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I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F02
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THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F03
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INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F05
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WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08
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I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F31
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I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F07
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I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F10
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I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F23
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I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN
I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F03
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I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.
I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.

   Lisa Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F01
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THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G01
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I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F08
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I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G03
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A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 4F16
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I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G02
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EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F01
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I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F03
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I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY
I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F05
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THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F06
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RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07
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SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F23
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PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER
PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F10
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SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY
SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F12
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I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F13
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MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G04
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I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F14
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I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS
I WILL NOT MESS WITH THE OPENING CREDITS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F09
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I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F17
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I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F18
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I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F21
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BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F19
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NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF02
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I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF03
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I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF04
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THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF05
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MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF06
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SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF07
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I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF08
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NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF09
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HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF11
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GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF10
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IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF13
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I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF14
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A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF15
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LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF16
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I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF17
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I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED
I AM SO VERY TIRED

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF20
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FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF23
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PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB
PORK IS NOT A VERB

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF22
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I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I AM NOT THE LAST DON

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF21
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I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF19
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I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF02
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I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF05
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I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF07
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I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS

   Lisa Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF07
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I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF04
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I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF06
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CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF08
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF09
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MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF10
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A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF11
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DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF12
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NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF13
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I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF14
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I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP

   Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF16


Woah.

« Reply #7599 on: July 13, 2008, 04:13:18 PM »
Wow. Reading through that whole list took about 5 minutes. O.| (<- my eye that is swollen shut.)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2008, 04:15:53 PM by luigalaxy »

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #7600 on: July 13, 2008, 04:15:50 PM »
I didn't even read all of it.  My attention span can be short sometimes
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #7601 on: July 13, 2008, 04:16:36 PM »
I know how you feel.

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #7602 on: July 13, 2008, 04:50:42 PM »
Holy Crap. This kid is GOOD.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #7603 on: July 13, 2008, 06:11:30 PM »
gah, must I be reminded of that person, he is the reason I don't play that anymore.

Well, actually my brother took the Ecksbawks once he moved away, so now i can't play anymore.

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #7604 on: July 13, 2008, 07:55:56 PM »
Holy Crap. This kid is GOOD.
That was the kid who smashed bobman in a srs biz competition. Ask him about it.

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