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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 14, 2003, 02:39:31 PM »

cable: i'm right here, you lazy oaf
mmm: i come back! i fixy the story again!
cable: that you did, old friend, that you did
[hey mmm, wass your email addy? i made a TMNT quiz that i can send to you]

on the moon
mangaman: i wish i was in the land of cotto-
mitm: for the love of charlemagne! stop singing that! you only know one freaking line!
mangaman: *clears throat with annoyance* i wish i was in the land of cotton.... something.. something.. i wish i was in the land of cotton

earth
cable: hey, what's that in the sky?
roshan: It looks kinda like the moon is exploding
roshEn: it's raining CHEESE!!!! that's FOOD!!
cw: *reading F4 comic*
cable: whatcha readin?
cw: only my faZorite comic ever
cable: oh, i prefere DC comics, and the TMNT
cw: oh, maybe that's why you misspelled the thing's last name. i forgive you
cable: thanks, man

space... the final frontier
mangaman: hey! there's no oxyge-*suffocates*

earth... the...not so.. final frontier...
mmm: do you guys like adam west batman, or the animated series better?
cable: the animated series, definately
mmm: hey, cable, wanna go for a ride in my batmobile?
cable: sure!  move over steve!
steve: crap! and i was just getting to the good radio station
mmm: *drives away with cable and steve*
cw: hey! we can't get left behind!
roshan: then let's follow them! C'mon Roy!
roy: (hop on!)
*roshan, cw, and roshEn hop on*
roy: *flies very low to the ground, do to the emmence weight of roshEn*
mmm: look! a shooting star!
cable: make a wish!
steve: i wish that shooting star wasn't the falling body of mangaman
mangaman's body: *falls on batmobile*
mangaman: *GGAAAAAAAAASP!* finally! some air!
cable: hey, you were up there to long to still be alive
mmm: what happened up there anyway?
steve: well, the man in the moon commited suicide
mangaman: hey! i was just gonna say that!
steve: ...Shut up [tm.. i'm too lazy to figure out what makes the real symbol]. my omnipitence has to come in somewhere.

roshan: Can anybody see what's going on in the batmobile?
roshEn: do they have food?
roy: (you need to lay off of the snacking for a while, there, roshEn)
cw: i think on of my alien brethren has landed inside of it.

mmm: and then, i was like min-t, get in the freakin' trunk! and he was like-*tire comes loose and falls off*
cable: holy batwheel batman! the batmobile lost a wheel!
min-t: *hops out of the trunk*
mmm: and the min-t got away!
steve: no, you dolt! the joker got away
mmm: but min-T...
steve: forget him/her/it/that thing, we have to find the joker!

roshan: Roy, go back! you passed them up! The had to stop because a tire came off
roy: (sure thing, roshan)
roshEn: and hurry up, i'm hungry
roy: (hurry up?  sure, i'll just drop off some dead weigt) *drops roshEn*
roshan: Roy, that was mean.  I LIKE IT!
cw: roy! you passed them up agian! go back
roy: (i can't take anymore of this! i'm not made to carry more weight than roshan... and he's gained a few pounds..) *falls to the ground*


wow. that's probably the longest episode i've written, but i was having a good time.
i hope that does SOMETHING for the story.
if not, oh well
find out next time on.....
THIS SHOW!!

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 10, 2003, 03:16:02 PM »

[sorry for the double post]
roshan: by whom?
cable: the thing!
roshan: The what-now?
cable: the thing. you know. ben grim from the fantastic four
roshan: Oh, yeah. The Thing, Ben Grim... yeah...
*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOM!
cw: quest-ce que c'est?!
roy:(from the looks of it, the chinchilla exploded)
roshEn: you know what that means?
roy: (that the chinchilla exploded?)
roshan: That we don't have to worry about fighting it?
cable: that we don't have to steal catch phrases? *dirty look at roshan*
roshEn: no, it means we have CHINCHILLA FOR SUPPER!
cw: alright! that's a delicacy where i come from!
*everyone starts eating it*

------meanwhile... back at the ranch..er, u"F"o hq-----
u"f"o: how did phase 12 go?
grego: the bloody man-consumin' chinchilla done and exploded 'imself.
u"f"o: of all the terrible henchmen...
gregor: i ain't no terrible 'enchmen. i'm the best 'ere is in chiresquire
u"f"o: but we're in -
gregor: i know where we are!  don't worry, phase 13 will go a lot bet'er
u"f"o: i'll believe it when i see it, you have proven yourself very useless lately
gregor: shoo. y'ain't gotta get all up in my grill 'bout it.
u"f"o: i jus' playan'
gregor: y'all play too much

meanwhile [hey! where are my --'s?]
roshan: ...and he was like "not me! why would you kill me?" and i was like "you told me to kill some one" and he was like-
cable: WE KNOW! you've told us that freakin' story so many times! besides, i was there! though i might have been dead at the time...

have i returned BORED to it's former randumbness?
probably not, but every little bit helps

i only double posted because my dad kicked me off the computer and i didn't feel like modifying my other post

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 10, 2003, 02:51:47 PM »

cable: why does luigi always dissappear when i'm around you guys?
roshan: Well, you see, cable. You have a certain condition I like to call Ümak, or alt+0220 mak
cable: wha-*when all of a sudden a giant man-eating chinchilla drops out of the sky!* - look! it's a giant man-eating chinchilla, who dropped out of the sky!
roshan: It's clobberin' time!
cable: you can't say that
roshaN: Why not?
cable: it's got to be copyrighted © or something

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 08, 2003, 02:21:04 PM »

cable: i'm never going to find them, am i?
luigi: i found them!
cable: *turns to where luigi is pointing*
cw: and you have to clean my socks
roshan: *making a list* uh-huh
cw: and buy me food
roshan: uh-huh
cw: and ...
cable: guys! i found you!
roshan: Oh, hi cable.  We stopped looking for you.  Actually, we forgot you were in the story.
cable: *lip quivers as his eyes fill with tears* oh... *jumps off a cliff*

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 06, 2003, 03:22:33 PM »

MMM's bACK! no WAY!!
mmm, did you know the new TMNT show premiers saturday feb.8 at 9:30?
check out all the stuff at http://www.ninjaturtles.com/sneakpeek
totally awesome!

in japan---
cable: why did everyone leave me?
luigi: they left me too
cable: LUIGI?! but they told me you weren't real
luigi: that happens a lot

somewhere--
roshan: I know my card must be somewhere around here...
roy:(i found it!)
cw: alright! let's play some more poker!
roshan: Wait! I left the rest of the deck out in that endless obyss we originally came from!
cw: we'll never find the deck in that
mmm: hey, dudes. i'm back. i'll find your cards

japan--
cable: how far do you think they got?
luigi: i dunno, but here's roshan's deck of cards
cable: hmmmm.... i wonder if he needs these *takes cards and walks away in other direction*

will the two groups meet again?
will mmm find the cards?
will mmm visit the site that cable gave him?
is luigi real?
what IS cw's origin?
it's something lame, isn't it?
he just got microwaved when he was a zygote, didn't he?
yup, that's my guess

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion

« on: January 06, 2003, 02:40:40 PM »

i really wish i could remember what book that quote was from
something with an "l", maybe...

why does God let so many bad things happen
that's my question
no one can really answer it, but i'd like to hear your opinion

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: December 23, 2002, 02:47:20 PM »

cable: i've been silent for the past couple days...
luigi: that's okay, i've been following you guys since the first BORED story and this is my third line
cable: wow. that's rough
luigi: you get used to it
cable: i think i may have ruined the story
luigi: how's that?
cable: well, i made it about this scaz guy and pez disepensers instead of U"F"O's and bill gates&junk
luigi: oh.  that's okay, as long as it's stupid/funny it's fine
cable: i guess...
cw: guess what?
cable: oh, nothing. i'm just talking to luigi about guy-stuff
cw: luigi?
cable: yeah, he's standing right next to me
cw: uh... luigi's not in japan
cable: but we were talking an- *cw starts smacking cable*
cw: wake up, man!
cable: *wakes up* where are we?

no i'm not british, the announcer was
i'm proud to be a USAdian :D

announcer: more after these messages!
assistant: *whispers*
announcer: more on the next episod of BORED-IIIKX M3

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: December 20, 2002, 02:55:58 PM »

cable: okay, guys. i'm going to the nearest pawn shop to see if i can get some cash off this piece of metal
----in nearest pawn shop----
scaz: ooooh! what have you brought for old scaz today?
cable: it's one of the first pez dispensers ever made! it's gotta be worth something.... like major something
roshan: *holds sword up to scaz's throat*
scaz: let's see what old scaz can do for youz
*goes in a back room with the dispenser*
cw: you really think we can get money for this?
roy: (i sure hope so, maybe then we won't starve)
roshan: Maybe one of us should go check up on this guy.  I don't trust him.
cable: nah, i'm sure he's legit
----36 minutes pass----
*heroes lie asleep inside the shop*
*scaz returns*
scaz: here you are, this is the best old scaz could do for youz
cable:*wakes up* ...MONKEYS! *wakes up fully*  a can of hash?
roshan: A can of hash? That's the best you could do? A CAN OF HASH?!
scaz: you don't sound greatfull...
roshan: WHAT DO I HAVE TO BE GREATFUL FOR?!
scaz: a can of hash
roshan: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOU-*scaz pulls out a gun*--...whoa!
scaz: no body sayz i ain't good enough
roshen: *eats scaz's gun*


IS THAT TOO EASY?
COULD SCAZ REALLY BE DEFEATED LIKE THAT?
WILL THEY EVER ENCOUNTER THE U"F"O AGAIN?
WHY AM I TALKING SO LOUDLY?
IS IT BECAUSE I'M BRITISH?
WILL THE HEROES JUST SETTLE FOR A CAN OF HASH?
WHAT EXACTLY IS HASH?
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS SCAZ FOR A JAPANESE GUY?
DID YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT THEY WERE IN JAPAN?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BORED-...GX!

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: December 19, 2002, 02:49:56 PM »

cable: oh, man.  i think we'll all die of starvation of malnutrition before we can ever fight U "G" O...er, U "F" O.
roy: (I'm so hungry, i'll have to eat the end of this sente
roshan: Sente?  I thought I told you to use real wor
cable: i never imagined that an orange yoshi eating words out of an angry lunatic's mouth would look so....poetic *paints a picture*
roshen: *eats picture*
cable: DAD! would you stop that! i'll flog you again!
roshen: you wouldn't dare!
cw: i would!! *whaps roshen multiple times with a wooden pez dispenser*
roshen: the pain!.... the pain...
cable: hey! you can't do that to my da- HEY! where'd you get that wooden pez dispenser? that's gotta be like a collectors item or something
roshan: I know where he got it... HE STOLE IT FROM ME!
roy: (well you stole it from ME!)
roshan: Oh yeah... That's right
cable: okay.. so where did YOU get it, roy?
roy: (well, i was walking along the miniature golf course trail, when suddenly a pine-tree-monster came up to me and handed me this silver sock.  i gave it to the nearest sock-collector who gave me a hug in return. i ran away from this freak as fast as i could.  as i was running, i remembered that i could fly. so i did. but then i was hit in the head by this wooden pez dispenser, so i ate all of the pezs and kept the dispenser)
roshan: Lier.
roy: (yeahwhateverdude)
cable: i wonder if i can pawn this off...

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: December 18, 2002, 03:07:49 PM »

cable: so... japan, eh
roshen: yup.
cable: roshEn? who the douglas are you?
roshen: i'm hungry
cable: here, eat this Pb&j.... heh heh...
*roshen eats it*
roshen: why do i feel so sick?
roshan: What have you DONE? You gave him LEAD POISONING?
cable: that's all my father gave me, so i figured i'd give it back to him
c.w.: but that's just Roshen... unless...!he's your father!?!?!?!
cable: no, he's not my father.  i just figure i can spite my father some how by giving various people lead poisoning
roshen: actually, cable, i AM your father
cable: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

doo dooo doo!-- this ends today's episode of bored-sutnsutn GX
tune in next time, kyle, and see what happens

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: December 15, 2002, 02:08:00 PM »

cable: hey guys, i'm here!
roshan: Why are you always late to these stories?
cable: i have big clumsy feet
roshan: You've already missed 3 pages of this.
cable: did any thing really happen?
roshan: I don't think so.
cable: so it's just like the old stories...
c.w.: yup, except now we've infected the mario board with our filth!
cable: ALRIGHT!

[sorry, i didn't feel like reading 3 pages of "we don't have a plot yet we don't have a plot yet" so if someone could quickly summarize what i missed, it would be appreciated]

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion

« on: December 13, 2002, 04:24:56 PM »

is black mage still here?
if so i would like to continue this debate
if not, s'aright

my favorite quote from our kind and loving and generous and caring God: my wrath will flare up, and i will kill you with the sword. and your own wives will be widows, and your children orphans.

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: December 13, 2002, 04:07:56 PM »

would you really have me?
--no

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: December 11, 2002, 03:07:30 PM »

this was the greatest story thread ever in the history of story threads

<don't worry, TMKers, i'm not back, i just had to check the story's addy>

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General Chat / Re: Hey Deez.

« on: September 15, 2002, 10:08:36 AM »

individuality, man!
all these posts look the same, save for cash crazed
still, at [other site] some members choose not to color their posts
but atleast they have the choice whether they want to or not

another big thing is that the admin at [other site] let diff members be mods of diff boards
not just one dude controlling the whole place

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