Peanut Butter: Chunky or Creamy?

[bobman37]

Chunky is so good, they shouldn't even make creamy.

[Lizard Dude]

Both taste like rotten donkey vomit so I guess it's a toss-up for me.

[MaxVance]

Apparently peanut butter is one of those things you have to grow up with to enjoy. I wouldn't know, though, since I grew up with it.

[Lizard Dude]

I did grow up with peanut butter. It tasted like shark-pooped chum when my mom fed me a peanut butter sandwich at age 4 and it tasted like rabid monkey snot when I accidentally ate a peanut butter cookie at age 18. Peanut butter smells bad, tastes worse, looks like diarrhea, feels like slime, and makes gross scholooping sounds when you use it. I'd stab my George Washington Carver voodoo doll a few more times but I just looked on Wikipedia and he didn't actually invent peanut butter. I guess that means peanut butter even makes all those Black History Month posters a lie. Peanut butter is racist.

[PaperWario]

I did grow up with peanut butter. It tasted like shark-pooped chum when my mom fed me a peanut butter sandwich at age 4 and it tasted like rabid monkey snot when I accidentally ate a peanut butter cookie at age 18. Peanut butter smells bad, tastes worse, looks like diarrhea, feels like slime, and makes gross scholooping sounds when you use it. I'd stab my George Washington Carver voodoo doll a few more times but I just looked on Wikipedia and he didn't actually invent peanut butter. I guess that means peanut butter even makes all those Black History Month posters a lie. Peanut butter is racist.

I don't think I'll ever eat peanutbutter again, and by the way, George could have been the inventor because pepole edit Wikipedia all the time.

[The Chef]

Lizard Dude must really be a lizard. No human can resist the taste of any kind of peanut butter.

[Vidgmchtr]

Unless they're allergic, of course. :P

My brother has a peanut allergy, so unfortunately he can't eat the stuff.

[Mr. Melee]

Go go creamy. I grew up with creamy peanut butter. I once tried crunchy around the same time, and spit the sandwich out. So, yes, creamy is teh winnar.

Vid, even though someone could be allergic to peanut butter, they could like the taste and risk death everytime they tasted it, technically not resisting it.

Edit: Never specified what brand. Jif ftw, though I would like to try the Reese's brand and maybe Skippy. Also, I must find some real Fluff to try one o' those Fluffernutters that look oh so tempting and good.

[Toad]

I am allergic to peanuts, so it is soy butter for me!

For the record, the soy butter that I buy is smooth, and tastes just like peanut butter as I remember it. Before recently, I hadn't eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for at least a decade.

[Chupperson Weird]

Lizard Dude must never have had the good stuff. Because most commercially-produced peanut butter is royally gross.
However, good chunky peanut butter destroys the creamy competition.

[The Chef]

Skippy is commercially produced and I never had any problem with it.

However, I like PB, but Nutella's cocoa-infused hazelnut butter is heaven for me.

[PaperWario]

I like Jif's creamy the best. :P

[bobman37]

I like Peter Pan's salmonella flavor.

[PaperLuigi]

Jif rules, but Peter Pan is good too.

[Koopaslaya]

Chunky all the way, I just love peanuts and delicious chunks of them.