Author Topic: Mature Discussion (leave all joking at the door) (Read 55840 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #150 on:** September 01, 2009, 01:36:36 PM »

I own:

Nerf REV6 pump-action revolver
Nerf REV8 pump-action rifle, bullpup configuration
Nerf N-Strike Nite Finder, with aftermarket laser sight
Nerf EBF-25 Vulcan heavy machine gun*
Nerf SuperMAXX3000 automatic revolver
2 Nerf Lock 'n' Load single-shot pistols*

You may think I'm spoiled for having all that, but I got lots of cool [dukar] from my aunts and uncles as a kid.

*Actually my friend's

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #151 on:** September 01, 2009, 01:39:31 PM »

Despite being a Texan, I really, really hate hunting.

Weegee · « **Reply #152 on:** September 01, 2009, 01:52:45 PM »

Glorb · « **Reply #153 on:** September 01, 2009, 01:55:13 PM »

TEM · « **Reply #154 on:** September 01, 2009, 02:11:49 PM »

I'd fire at her wolf from an airplane, if you know what I mean.

sadib100 · « **Reply #155 on:** September 01, 2009, 02:59:22 PM »

I would set her house on fire. If you know what I mean. No euphoniums.

Glorb · « **Reply #156 on:** September 01, 2009, 06:04:59 PM »

I would intercourse her, if you know what I mean.

sadib100 · « **Reply #157 on:** September 01, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »

We're still talking about Bush right? If you know what I mean.

Luigison · « **Reply #158 on:** September 01, 2009, 06:14:59 PM »

I wood knot. She's old enough to be my mother.

sadib100 · « **Reply #159 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:01:45 PM »

I would not your old mother. If you know what I mean. I obviously don't.

Weegee · « **Reply #160 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:06:50 PM »

Quote from: Luigison on September 01, 2009, 06:14:59 PM

She's old enough to be my mother.

She's 45. You may want to retract that statement, lest the the moral integrity of your own mother come into question.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #161 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:42:18 PM »

Who said anything about moral integrity? He stated a scientific fact. Or close to one.

Weegee · « **Reply #162 on:** September 02, 2009, 03:53:41 PM »

It's a "conceivable" notion, yes.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #163 on:** September 02, 2009, 08:50:09 PM »

Ba-dum-chi!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #164 on:** September 03, 2009, 07:56:31 AM »

I always envisioned that last sound as more of a "pish".