Author Topic: Peeing in the shower? (Read 20604 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** August 04, 2009, 01:34:20 AM »

I do it sometimes, particularly in large showers. It's nice sometimes to just pee without having to aim at all. Also when I have to go a little and I'm too wet to walk over to the toilet. It supposedly helps curtail athelete's foot, though I don't know how much stock I put in that.

I don't do it in pools, in case you were wondering.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:38:38 AM »

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:34:19 AM »

Excellent thread.

While I rarely rarely actually do it, I have absolutely nothing against peeing in the shower. Urine is a pretty harmless substance if you don't have an STD.

Exception: One time our toilet was broken for a bit and my brother and I eagerly and repeatedly peed in our shower. At the time my bro changed his facebook status to something like, "Michael Welch no longer pees in the shower for fun, but from necessity."

Additional fun facts:

You can keep re-drinking your urine up to about five times before you deplete the useful water content. Remember this the next time you're stranded without water.
If you're being mustard gassed, you can help survive by peeing on a rag and wrapping it around your face to breathe through. Remember this the next time you're sent back in time to World War I.

TEM · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:41:11 AM »

I'm peeing in the shower right now.

Jake · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:45:12 AM »

For convenience yes. Now peeing in a bath tubs, that's just gross man.

The Chef · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:30:44 AM »

I just peed in the shower yesterday. It was a relief to be able to do so because we finally got the drain fixed.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:04:29 PM »

Okay, I'll bite. At home, I don't pee in the shower because my mother told me not to. At college/In my dorm's shower, I do it all the time.

Luigison · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:54:28 PM »

At least you guys pee in the shower. It's guys that pee on the bathroom floor that bother me.

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »

Only if I absolutely have to go and I'm in the shower. Otherwise, I can wait til before or after the shower.

Or, if I'm in a big hurry.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »

This thread remound me of my old poll about liking the smell of your own farts that some anonymous fascist locked.

Glorb · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »

This thread has revealed more about everyone than I've ever wanted to know.

But personally, I will take a wizzle in the shower if I have to, but not for kicks or anything.

Weegee · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:20:19 PM »

I'm an advocate of peeing in the shower for several reasons: First, it's economically friendly as it conserves toilet water. Second, it's convenient. Third, it cures every ailment from Athlete's Foot to brain cancer. Fourth, it leaves your hands free and thus promotes multitasking. Any questions?

Forest Guy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:24:53 PM »

Actually funny you should say that, Weegee. I pee in the onto my feet sometimes when I'm showering after I get home from the gym as a preventative measure against athlete's foot.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »

As I'm not an athlete by any stretch, there are approximately zero reasons for me to ever pee in the shower.

"Why didn't you go before you got in the shower?"

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:49:33 PM »

It appears you understand as much about athlete's foot as Tv_Themes understands about WarioWare.

But the same about goes for everyone else, because I don't think peeing on your feet does jack to prevent disease.

Pee on your feet for fun people, not for pseudoscience.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:49:57 PM »

Quote from: Toad on August 04, 2009, 12:54:55 PM

Only if I absolutely have to go and I'm in the shower. Otherwise, I can wait til before or after the shower.

That pretty much describes it for me too.

TEM · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:06:57 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on August 04, 2009, 05:49:33 PM

It appears you understand as much about athlete's foot as Tv_Themes understands about WarioWare.

But the same about goes for everyone else, because I don't think peeing on your feet does jack to prevent disease.

Pee on your feet for fun people, not for pseudoscience.

Don't listen to him, everybody. He's just an ignorant anti-urinite.

Weegee · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:13:58 PM »

Five bucks for whoever tries it.

EDIT: Monetary prize courtesy of TEM.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:27:51 PM »

I haven't gotten athlete's foot yet, Lizard Dude. Prove me wrong.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here with my elephant-repelling stick.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:49:16 PM »

I can't prove a negative. You have the burden of proof here. Start by explaining what in urine kills the athlete's foot bacteria and how it acts so quickly that a trickle of urine in the midst of a streaming shower still gets the job done.

In other news,

In honor of this thread, I am going to try drinking my own urine. I will film the process and post it here.

TEM · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:40:43 PM »

I'd pay 5 dollars to see that.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2009, 11:13:34 PM »

I can't tell if Meowrik's last sentence was a prophetic self-referential commentary on the fact that he can't prove it, or what.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2009, 11:50:01 PM »

Brazil says it's good for the environment.

TEM · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:01:55 AM »

Forest Guy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Chupperson Weird on August 04, 2009, 11:13:34 PM

I can't tell if Meowrik's last sentence was a prophetic self-referential commentary on the fact that he can't prove it, or what.

It was a light hearted joke highlighting the fact that the preceding sentence was meant to be taken sarcastically.

EDIT: After Lizard Dude's harsh words for me, I promptly looked up urine therapy and athlete's foot for further research, and it turns out he is correct. I'm not sure where I heard it from, but they were wrong. Peeing on your feet cannot cure or prevent athlete's foot. Thus, I will now stop ****ing on my feet in the shower, since I don't find it at all fun or enjoyable.

bobman37 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:21:13 AM »

I pee into the shower quite often.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:48:39 AM »

Quote from: Forest Guy on August 05, 2009, 02:34:05 AM

Thus, I will now stop ****ing on my feet in the shower, since I don't find it at all fun or enjoyable.

CrossEyed7, by creating this thread you have changed a man's life.

Glorb · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2009, 03:19:56 PM »

Quote from: N64 Chick on August 04, 2009, 06:49:57 PM

That pretty much describes it for me too.

Dude you're a girl though. That's just grosssss.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »

Yeah girl pee is like 3x grodier than guy pee. Unless you're into that. (Fun Fact: Ricky Martin is.)

Glorb · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:16:39 AM »

Oh god this thread is just ruining everything for me. Next you're going to tell me Quentin Tarantino is hot for feet or something.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #30 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:43:12 AM »

Hell no.

nensondubois · « **Reply #31 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:58:36 AM »

Does it really matter? It's all getting washed down the drain.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #32 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:13:34 AM »

Well, first of all, I really think it would end up smelling bad and eroding the shower floor or something like that after awhile. That, and even if it did hypothetically have health benefits, I don't think my brother or any other relatives who's showers I would pee in would be thrilled to hear about it.

Glorb · « **Reply #33 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:21:45 AM »

Hello? Water washes the pee away, assuming both our ideas of a "shower" match.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #34 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:39:36 AM »

The way I see it, bathrooms usually have showers and toilets. Might as well use 'em for what they're for, unless... does anyone here shower in the toilet?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #35 on:** August 08, 2009, 11:17:05 AM »

dc804 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 08, 2009, 08:39:32 PM »

I used to do it in almost every shower but stopped because I thought it was weird. I haven't done it in a while. Now that I know most people do it thanks to this thread, I may do it again once in a while.

Weegee · « **Reply #37 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:13:12 PM »

Quote from: dc804 on August 08, 2009, 08:39:32 PM

I used to do it in almost every shower but stopped because I thought it was weird. I haven't done it in a while. Now that I know most people do it thanks to this thread, I may do it again once in a while.

We're still talking about peeing here, right? Just making sure.

Glorb · « **Reply #38 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:37:57 PM »

I thought he was talking about showering.

BP · « **Reply #39 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:45:47 PM »

Yeah, it was weird when he showered in every shower. He didn't even bring his own towels when he came here...

N64 Chick · « **Reply #40 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:35:07 AM »

Quote from: Glorb on August 05, 2009, 03:19:56 PM

Dude you're a girl though. That's just grosssss.

Quote from: Forest Guy on August 05, 2009, 11:20:12 PM

Yeah girl pee is like 3x grodier than guy pee. Unless you're into that. (Fun Fact: Ricky Martin is.)

And just how in the world would you know that, hmm? Besides, I do a pretty through job of washing in the shower.

*leaves topic in disgust*

Glorb · « **Reply #41 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:55:02 AM »

*Me too, since girl pee is just so grosssss*

Luigison · « **Reply #42 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:58:37 PM »

Quote from: N64 Chick on August 10, 2009, 09:35:07 AM

I do a pretty through job of washing in the shower.

* Luigison thinks about baseball

N64 Chick · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:02:09 PM »

Oh yay. Making fun of the fact that I missed a single letter in a word. It's a mistake that anybody could make. No wonder I hardly post anymore.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #44 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:30:17 PM »

I don't get it, actually.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #45 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »

I hate explaining humor (attempts), but to prevent this thread from becoming any more of a cock-up:

1) N64 Chick posts to say that regardless of whether girl pee is actually grodier or not, it doesn't matter because she showers thoroughly and no urine would remain anyway.

2) Luigison makes a joke about how a girl showering thoroughly could be arousing by referencing the age-old cliche of thinking about baseball to distract the mind from sexual matters.

3) Due to the sentence of N64 Chick's post that Luigison quoted happening to contain a typo changing "thorough" into "through" which sounds like "throw" which you do in baseball, she misunderstands what Luigison was talking about and takes umbrage at him bringing it up. If you've ever seen L'son in the chatroom, you'd know he'd never make fun of someone else's writing mistakes. ;)

4) Brian also doesn't know what baseball means.

Jebus H. Krist

-Lizard Dude

Luigison · « **Reply #46 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:28:13 PM »

Oh, didn't even notice that. It's probably better that you thought that was what I meant anyway.

Shadow, she is referring to the difference between through and thorough and how the former sounds like threw. As in, I walked through my bosses door, threw my resignation letter on his desk, and gave a very thorough list of my grievances.

I was actually thinking of baseball in an attempt to not think about a 23 year-old female doing a thorough job of cleaning a particular area of her anatomy in the shower.

Edit: I spent time writing this before LD posted. His answer is more eloquent, but I'm posting this anyway.

Glorb · « **Reply #47 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:04:34 PM »

The end.

TEM · « **Reply #48 on:** August 11, 2009, 07:43:40 PM »

I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.

dc804 · « **Reply #49 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »

I believe that this is relative to this topic.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #50 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:34:08 PM »

You mean that's not what you were talking about at all? Whoops. I withdraw my previous comment then.

nensondubois · « **Reply #51 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:47:40 PM »

So far 7 people think it is gross to pee in the shower and 9 do pee for convenience (including me).

I thoroughly checked the results and find it interesting.

Area 64 · « **Reply #52 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:59:04 PM »

I take baths, so I'd rather not have to bathe myself in a pool of my own bodily fluid...

TEM · « **Reply #53 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"

This is the best pro shower-urination argument I've heard.

Weegee · « **Reply #54 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:52:29 PM »

Quote from: TEM on August 11, 2009, 07:43:40 PM

I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.

Reading this out loud in Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent gives it a lot more impact.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #55 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:07:54 AM »

Quote from: TEM on August 12, 2009, 07:44:14 PM

"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"

This is the best pro shower-urination argument I've heard.

Because you can totally choose to not sweat?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #56 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:07:36 AM »

I'm really confused right now.

Trainman · « **Reply #57 on:** August 14, 2009, 07:26:55 PM »

Yeah, sure, why not. It's just nice, like said previously, not to aim or really worry about it, so yeah, I voted for convenience.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #58 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:40:27 PM »

I think this entire thread could use a nice cold shower.

Jman · « **Reply #59 on:** August 16, 2009, 08:53:30 PM »

I believe I just found my nominee for Thread of the Year 2009.

Luigison · « **Reply #60 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:14:19 PM »

Quote from: Jman on August 16, 2009, 08:53:30 PM

I believe I just found my nominee for Thread of the Year 2009.

Oh gawd. You ruined it.

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #61 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:46:37 PM »

Of course I pee in the shower. Am I the only person who's idea of fun is bodily fluids?

Weegee · « **Reply #62 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:50:42 PM »

Someone give him a CT relating to that comment that, stat!

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #63 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:54:47 PM »

Quote from: Ninjap00 on August 17, 2009, 09:46:37 PM

Of course I pee in the shower. Am I the only person who's idea of fun is bodily fluids?

Oh wait. There are two votes for fun.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #64 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:04:27 PM »

Someone give WeeGee a CT to stop telling someone to give people CTs.

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #65 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:00:10 PM »

Someone tell me what a CT is.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #66 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:07:00 PM »

Computed tomography (CT) is a medical imaging method employing tomography created by computer processing. Digital geometry processing is used to generate a three-dimensional image of the inside of an object from a large series of two-dimensional X-ray images taken around a single axis of rotation. The word "tomography" is derived from the Greek tomos (slice) and graphein (to write). Computed tomography was originally known as the "EMI scan" as it was developed at a research branch of EMI, a company best known today for its music and recording business. It was later known as computed axial tomography (CAT or CT scan) and body section röntgenography.

Weegee · « **Reply #67 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:13:07 PM »

Aside from that, "CT" is also short for "Custom Title", which refers to the text under some users' names. For instance, mine is "memed and beaten". They're noteworthy for being equal parts condescending and uncannily accurate.

Toad · « **Reply #68 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:26:24 AM »

Also Chrono Trigger.

Trainman · « **Reply #69 on:** August 18, 2009, 12:47:38 AM »

Don't forget you can be "CT'd" from a place. (Criminal Trespassing)

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 18, 2009, 11:11:37 AM »

I do believe I was looking for the second definition posted, but many thanks to all of you.

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