Author Topic: A calculator trick I discovered (Read 8538 times)

Suber Bloober · « **on:** September 23, 2010, 04:41:40 PM »

When you see a number come up in the next sentence you read, put the number in a calculator. Here it goes. Miley Cyrus weighed 69 pounds, which was 222 much, then 51 (I forgot what those numbers were for) X [Press the times (X) button]. It took 8 surgeons to give her surgery and the results (Press =) were a little up-side down (Flip the calculator up-side down). See what it spells.

nensondubois · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2010, 04:55:45 PM »

LMAO! what?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #2 on:** September 23, 2010, 05:32:54 PM »

Luigison · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2010, 07:09:15 PM »

55378008

Suber Bloober · « **Reply #4 on:** September 23, 2010, 07:33:39 PM »

Turn the calculator up-side down now.

Black Mage · « **Reply #5 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:24:25 PM »

What is wrong with kids these days? Why do you need to make elaborate (I mean that extremely loosely) stories for this.

Back in my day, 5318008 didn't need any explanation. And was more appealing.

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:26:40 PM »

lol hay guiz i cen spel shoes wif mi calculater lol

SolidShroom · « **Reply #7 on:** September 23, 2010, 09:05:31 PM »

This was funny until I got a TI-84 and just wrote "DICKS" in it until it ceased to be funny.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** September 23, 2010, 09:12:53 PM »

I like the elaborate story.

My uncle worked for Texaco and I used to taunt him with 71077345.

I own the Penny Arcade 5318008 shirt and strive to wear it in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible.

Black Mage · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2010, 09:21:33 PM »

I guess I am criticizing creativity, but it's my right for being old!

jdaster64 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2010, 11:50:39 PM »

What about the everpopular "530,453,080" for those with ten-digit displays?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2010, 01:08:33 AM »

50435380

Suber Bloober · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2010, 05:51:56 PM »

Ok. I'll tell you what it spells. boobless

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2010, 06:02:21 PM »

Did you seriously think that we didn't figure that out already?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2010, 03:10:49 AM »

Super Blooper is an okay troll.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2010, 07:21:44 PM »

This just reminds me why I don't come here anymore.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2010, 07:24:05 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 25, 2010, 03:10:49 AM

okay

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 25, 2010, 03:10:49 AM

troll

This is why we can't have nice things.

Weegee · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2010, 08:18:34 PM »

Thread of the Year.

(By the way, I've known about 5318008 since the fifth grade.)

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2010, 08:19:42 PM »

Really? I've know about boobies since I was a baby.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2010, 09:23:47 PM »

Kimimaru · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2010, 11:13:13 PM »

I agree with Koopaslaya. The quality of the posts around here have drastically decreased since I first joined. On top of that, it's almost impossible to see a topic without it going off-topic, which isn't funny in any way. This type of behavior belongs to a shoutbox, chat, or forum game.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #21 on:** September 26, 2010, 12:27:01 PM »

004008

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #22 on:** September 26, 2010, 12:54:01 PM »

Quote from: WarpRattler on September 25, 2010, 07:24:05 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Well he's certainly getting Ninjap00's attention...

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #23 on:** September 26, 2010, 01:02:51 PM »

I still have no idea what an upside-down 4 is supposed to be. Lower-case "B"?

Weegee · « **Reply #24 on:** September 26, 2010, 01:05:10 PM »

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #25 on:** September 26, 2010, 01:21:01 PM »

h.

lrn2calculator

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 26, 2010, 03:04:27 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 26, 2010, 12:54:01 PM

Well he's certainly getting Ninjap00's attention...

Who?

Ugh... my username is terrible.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #27 on:** October 01, 2010, 09:53:25 PM »

Aside from the fact that it implies a stealthy assassin's bowel movement, I say it's fine.

Weegee · « **Reply #28 on:** October 01, 2010, 10:03:56 PM »

You could probably appeal to change it if it bothers you that much.