BORED-MKIII GX

[cable04]

cable: i'm right here, you lazy oaf
mmm: i come back! i fixy the story again!
cable: that you did, old friend, that you did
[hey mmm, wass your email addy? i made a TMNT quiz that i can send to you]

on the moon
mangaman: i wish i was in the land of cotto-
mitm: for the love of charlemagne! stop singing that! you only know one freaking line!
mangaman: *clears throat with annoyance* i wish i was in the land of cotton.... something.. something.. i wish i was in the land of cotton

earth
cable: hey, what's that in the sky?
roshan: It looks kinda like the moon is exploding
roshEn: it's raining CHEESE!!!! that's FOOD!!
cw: *reading F4 comic*
cable: whatcha readin?
cw: only my faZorite comic ever
cable: oh, i prefere DC comics, and the TMNT
cw: oh, maybe that's why you misspelled the thing's last name. i forgive you
cable: thanks, man

space... the final frontier
mangaman: hey! there's no oxyge-*suffocates*

earth... the...not so.. final frontier...
mmm: do you guys like adam west batman, or the animated series better?
cable: the animated series, definately
mmm: hey, cable, wanna go for a ride in my batmobile?
cable: sure!  move over steve!
steve: crap! and i was just getting to the good radio station
mmm: *drives away with cable and steve*
cw: hey! we can't get left behind!
roshan: then let's follow them! C'mon Roy!
roy: (hop on!)
*roshan, cw, and roshEn hop on*
roy: *flies very low to the ground, do to the emmence weight of roshEn*
mmm: look! a shooting star!
cable: make a wish!
steve: i wish that shooting star wasn't the falling body of mangaman
mangaman's body: *falls on batmobile*
mangaman: *GGAAAAAAAAASP!* finally! some air!
cable: hey, you were up there to long to still be alive
mmm: what happened up there anyway?
steve: well, the man in the moon commited suicide
mangaman: hey! i was just gonna say that!
steve: ...Shut up [tm.. i'm too lazy to figure out what makes the real symbol]. my omnipitence has to come in somewhere.

roshan: Can anybody see what's going on in the batmobile?
roshEn: do they have food?
roy: (you need to lay off of the snacking for a while, there, roshEn)
cw: i think on of my alien brethren has landed inside of it.

mmm: and then, i was like min-t, get in the freakin' trunk! and he was like-*tire comes loose and falls off*
cable: holy batwheel batman! the batmobile lost a wheel!
min-t: *hops out of the trunk*
mmm: and the min-t got away!
steve: no, you dolt! the joker got away
mmm: but min-T...
steve: forget him/her/it/that thing, we have to find the joker!

roshan: Roy, go back! you passed them up! The had to stop because a tire came off
roy: (sure thing, roshan)
roshEn: and hurry up, i'm hungry
roy: (hurry up?  sure, i'll just drop off some dead weigt) *drops roshEn*
roshan: Roy, that was mean.  I LIKE IT!
cw: roy! you passed them up agian! go back
roy: (i can't take anymore of this! i'm not made to carry more weight than roshan... and he's gained a few pounds..) *falls to the ground*


wow. that's probably the longest episode i've written, but i was having a good time.
i hope that does SOMETHING for the story.
if not, oh well
find out next time on.....
THIS SHOW!!

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[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Man, cable, you're good at this. Way better than me.
Robin: Holy lack of good dialogue, Batman!
RoshEn: Hey guys, what's the ocean doing up here?
CW: Oh great. MangaMan and his awful rendition of Dixie. The Man (girl?) in the Moon blew up and now the Earth's oceans are out of control!
Robin: Holy lack of gravity, Batman!
MMM: So which Batman do YOU like?
CW: Oh, Adam West, absolutely.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot: Wanh Wanh Wanh
Steve: After him!
cable: that's not the joker
CW: Why, oh why does he have such a dumb name?
Steve: Hey!
CW: Not you, the Penguin!
Reed Richards: I'll help.
CW: Uh-oh. Crossover time.
The Invisible Woman, Human Torch and Thing: ...
CW: I must have boredom block. I can't write a good episode. Of course, I can't get bored, so that might have something to do with it...
cable: i shall use my telepathic powers to do ...something
CW: No, I have telepathic powers. *uses psychokinesis to put the wheel back on the Batmobile*
cable: well what do I have then?
CW: Uhh... cool socks? I don't know!
Scaz: Thought you could escape me, eh?
Roy: (Oh no.)
*suddenly, the U "F" O, Gregor and T O G appear behind Scaz*
U "F" O: Wondering when we would re-enter the story, weren't you? Waiting and hoping for us to come back!
Roshan: You must be insane. Hit it!
*the road flashes by as if in an Anime show, the same two animation frames over and over and over and over and...*
Roy: (You forgot me...)
RoshEn: Hiyo Roy boy, away!
*Roy doesn't move*
RoshEn: Dallas, we have a problem.
Roy: (...Shut up.â„¢)
Steve: Hey! You're stealing my trademark!
Roy: (Well I'm YOUR character, so what does it matter?)
Steve: Uhhh... *runs*â„¢
CW: You're completely insane.®
Steve: Well duh.

WILL THEY CATCH THE JOKER?
WILL THEY CATCH THE PENGUIN?
WILL MMM CATCH MIN-T?
WILL CW CATCH THE BASEBALL FLYING RIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD?
CW: *ball hits head but bounces off like rubber* I knew these genetic enhancements would come in handy!
WHAT ARE THE U "F" O, GREGOR, SCAZ AND T O G DOING HERE?
HAVE THEY ACTIVATED PART 17?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...
THIS NETWORK'S MOST WATCHED SHOW!
Roy: (That's sad. That's really sad.)

Robin: Holy Batman, Batman! Waitasecond... WHERE'S BATMAN?!

[MadRhetoric]

My e-mail is MangaManXX@hotmail.com

MangaMan:  That's my e-mail, you foo'!  Now I know why I've been getting all that pr0n SPAM.

MMMario:  Mmmm, SPAM.

MMMario's Science teacher:  SPAM is pork!

MMM:  I thought it was.... beef.

Min-T:  Meef!
1
Steve:  Tastes like Chiken!

cable04:  It's skunkle!

MMan:  SPAM is not 1337, because you cannot eat it with Chopsticks.  Yes, I am a Japanese komikku!  Hiii-yaaaah!  Waaaaiii!    Hoo-daaaaa!

MMMario:  AND EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!

MM:  THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTINING!

MMMario:  IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING!

MM:  THEY HAD EXPERT TIMING!

The Joker:  *schplunk*

MITM:  Gah....herk.....rotten....cheese......

Roy:  (He needs CPR!)

MMMario:  *Looks around*  Quick, Luigi, give him CPR!

Luigi:  *Pulls out a plunger and sticks it over MITM's mouth, and plunges out the ortten cheese*

MMMario:  Dude, isn't that plunger dirty?

Luigi:  Not really.  I've only plunged out about....3 crap filled toilets with it.  I'd say it's pretty clean.

The Joker:  ADAM WEST HAS A BEER BELLY!  MWEH HE HE HE!  HO HO HO!  HA HA HA!  WO HOOOO HOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE
HEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEHEHE
HEHEHEHE*coughhackweeze*heeheee*hackcoughweezecough*

WILL THE JOKER DIE OF HYPERVENTELLATION?
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
WILL THE PENGUIN GET AWAY, TO SMOKE A JOINT ANOTHER DAY?
WILL MMMARIO GET A GIRLFRIEND?
Find out later....on Jerry Sprin-er, bored MKIII GX

[Insane Steve]

Steve (singing badly): I haven't posted here in almost a week and I don't care! Lalalalala!
MMM: So, is there finally going to be any confrontation?
Steve: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! HAHAHAHAH---Ooooh, a rubber band!
Scaz: Just give them back, and I won't hurt you TOO BADLY....
U "F" O: See, we got sick of waiting for you guys, so we came here! End of problem!
T O G: It was really easier than we expected.
Gregor: And since you all dawdled, we bloody well prepared ourselves.... bloody well.
C. W.: Is that all you know how to say?
Gregor: Only when Steve is posting....
U "F" O: We've finally perfected our "secret" weapon. You guys really don't have much of a chance here.
Roy: (Errrr, Steve? What now?)
Steve: Shut up. (Not the trademarked one. No elipsis.) See the rubber band? It takes precedence over everything else right now. You guys are on your own.
Roshan: You have GOT to be kidding.
T O G: That about settles it. So long, suckers! *Is about to fire the secret weapon when suddenly all the major "good" characters are teleport to Tucson, Arizona... yet again.*

...

Roshan: Huh? What happened?
Roy: (Steve, I though you said the rubber band took precedence?)
Steve: It did. I lost it. *sniff*
C. W.: What's your problem? You're acting really odd today.
cable: yea, it's kind of odd to value a piece of rubber over your major characters in the story...
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

---------MEANWHILE---------

T O G: WHAT????? They got away again?????
U "F" O: GAH!
Gregor: Now what?
Scaz: I still want my parentheses back...
Steve: Well, you ain't getting them back. Not if I can help it, anyways. *evil grin*
Scaz: Ok, how did you get here?
Steve: ... *runs*â„¢

Now what will appen, now that everything is just as banal as ever?
And why am I the only one NOT capitalizing my teaser questions?
Find out next time on... this show!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: You're completely insane.®
Steve: What now?
CW: I don't know HOW many times you've asked why you don't capitalize your teaser questions. It has to have been at least ... like, 2. CoSmiC WhEeLs
Roy: (Here we go again...)
CW: I never get tired of that song. I'm listening to it right now, in fact. *looks down* Hey, what's this?
Steve: My rubber band!
CW: Nah, this is MINE. *evil grin*
Steve: Should've trademarked that, too...
CW: Too late now!
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢
CW: You're completely insane.® Oh well, I found a paperclip! You can have your dumb rubber band.
--------MEANWHILE--------
U "F" O: I think they're ignoring us.
Megatron: Well, you're ignoring me!
T O G: Do you SEE Optimus Prime around here?
Megatron: You have a point there...
Gregor: You bloody well forgot me, bloody well...
--------MEANWHILE--------
Steve: Now let's see... five points for me, three for you.
CW: You cheated. That last one was mine.
cable: what are you guys doing?
CW: Playing Rock-Paperclip-Rubberband. Want to join? We need somebody on the rock.
cable: uhh...
--------MEANWHILE--------
Scaz: What'd you do with my wooden PEZ dispenser?
U "F" O: Look in that suitcase.
Gregor: Bloody well.
T O G: Want some popcorn?
Gregor: Bloody well.
Steve Doll: Gimme that popcorn!
Gregor: Bloo--
Dracula: I háve côme tu suck jour bluud!† Bla! Bla! Bla!
CW: You're completely insane.®

IS DRACULA COMPLETELY INSANE?
IS STEVE COMPLETELY INSANE? (duh)
WILL GREGOR EVER STOP SAYING "BLOODY WELL"?
Gregor: Bloody well.â„¢
Dracula: Hey Batman, let's chill, crash at my pad!
Robin: Holy bloodsucker, Batman!
Luigi: What's that? A Line?!?
CW: You people are all crazy. :-Þ

†I do not know if the accents shown would actually produce the proper sound.

[cable04]

cable: i can't think of one thing to type
cw: uh...you just typed that
cable: oh.  i guess so, but i'm going to have to get back to you guys.  total brain drain or something.
roshEn: look! cw capitalized my E, too!
cable: awesome!
roshan: Good, now it doesn't look so freakin' much like mine.
mmm: so, cable, when are you going to email me that quiz thing?
cable: oh yeah! i guess i'll do that now.  i can't think of any story


SORRY FOR THE LAME EP TODAY!
MANY APOLOGIES.
THESE AREN'T TEASER Q'S, BUT THEY'RE STILL CAPITALIZED
cable: my socks are pretty cool, though ;D

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[Chupperson Weird]

CW: E dong bears! Nars reebold onfilud!
cable: ?no gniog s'tahw !yeh
Roshan: ...yteirav emos sdda siht ,lleW
CW: ?siht od ot em koot ti gnol woh wonk uoy oD
Roshan: .oN
CW: .rehtie erus ton m'I

?EMIT SIHT SNOITSEUQ RESAET ON EREHT EREW YHW
?TROHS OS EDOSIPE SIHT SAW YHW
?SKCOS LOOC EVAH ELBAC SEOD YHW
!!!EMIT TXEN TUO DNIF

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Everyone else is making single paragraph episodes, why not me?
Roshan: ?yllamron gniklat uoy era yhw ,kO
Steve: Ok, I can't make any sense of this.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: The Backwards Ray worked... bloody well.
Steve: Ok, that thing is just annoying. *Destroys the Backwards Ray*
T O G: I thought you said you were neutral?
Steve: Yes, well, I am also lazy. I don't feel like typing backwrds. Too hard. Besides, I don't think it was affecting them anyways. They understood each other. *leaves*

I am too lazy to write anything else.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

U "F" O: Time to activate part 23!
Gregor: Right-O, old chap.
T O G: *pulls lever*
Gregor: That's "lever", not "lever".
T O G: How ludicrous. I didn't even SAY anything and here you are criticizing an unseen pronunciation difference!
U "F" O: *watching through screen* Hmm...
Scaz: Why are you looking through there? Our victims are a mere 300 feet away...
Gregor: You mean 100 metres, old bean.
Scaz: Greg, you are being REALLY annoying this episode!
U "F" O: Hmm... it doesn't appear to be affecting them.
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: AWAY!
 Down the road
 Down the street
 On the highway
 Lies a Gnome
 And he says
 That ambulance smacked me one
 And now I can't get off my feet!
cable: what a stupid place to park
RoshEn: I smell donkeys!
Roy: (Where?!)
RoshEn: ...over there! *runs over to eat donkeys*
CW: This place is so big, a donkey couldn't run around the track.
Roshan: What's all this about donkeys all of a sudden?
CW: My brother was bored. Most of this is his material, except the poem about the gnome. I can ad lib great, but it's hard to ad lib in a text-only universe.
Roshan: Still, it's amazing what you can do with only text, ain't it?
CW: Isn't it though?
Min-T: I need a breathmint
MMM: *grabs Min-T by the ...hair? and puts her in Batmobile* Up, up, and below!
CW: How'd you even get ahold of the Batmobile in the first place?
MMM: Uhh... *drives Batmobile away at top speed*
--------MEANWHILE--------
U "F" O: The mind scrambler ray didn't even do anything against them!
Scaz: That's what happens when your mind is already scrambled...
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: I can't think of any questions...

WHY CAN'T CW THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS?
IF HE CAN'T THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS, WHY DID HE ASK THAT LAST ONE, AND THIS ONE?
WILL THIS LOOP OF MINDLESS PHILOSOPHY NEVER END?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME... AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MISS THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!

[MadRhetoric]

MangaMan:  DUUUDE!  What the crap is that?!

MamaMia Mario:  It looks like the stuff they put inside Stretch Armstrong.

MM:  Mmm...tastes like chiken.

Chik-fil-A Cow:  Eet moor chikin!  Saiv the Cowz!  

[Chupperson Weird]

Stretch Armstrong... heh...

Stretch Armstong: How! My name is Penthar Mull!
MMM: I don't know. How?
CW: Redundant City, next stop...
FDR: I built the Hoover Dam!
Vacuum Salesman: I invented the Kirby games!
CW: Looks like we missed our stop... heh heh..
Vacuum Salesman's Boss: Get back to work!
Vacuum Salesman: What's my name?
Mr.T.: Get-on back to work, suckah!
Roshan: Want to buy an index card?
Stretch Armstrong: Who is eating me????
MangaMan: Uhh... *runs*
CW's mom: Time to do the dishes!
Roy: (Where's the plot?!?!)
CW's mom: Who's writing my dialogue?!?!?!?!
CW: Who's using all that unnecessary punctuation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >:-D
Captain Picard: Ahead one quarter impulse! Engage!
CW: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *poof*
Roshan: Some dream you were having there.
Stretch Armstrong: Get this maniac off me!!!
MM: YUMMMMMMMM
RoshEn: Gimme some o' that!
Cookie Monster: COOKIE
--------MEANWHILE--------
Jimbo: *sitting in restaurant* Gimme a cup o' Joe.
Joe: Lemme outta this cup! AAHHH!!
Jimbo: Gimme half a cup o' tea, then.
*half a cup of tea arrives, then spills out due to lack of half the cup*
Jimbo: Isn't that dumb.
--------MEANWHILE--------
Plungerman: You've forgotten all about ME!!!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: That hallucinatory drug from part 76 seems to be working...

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLOT?
WHERE IS JIMBO?
WHAT IS THE U "F" O TEAM'S NEXT DIABOLICAL MOVE???????
UNNECESSARY PUNCTUATION?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/20/2003 10:41:50 PM

[Insane Steve]

Steve: I haven't posted in a week again. At least my characters aren't dead, unlike last time I did that. Well... not last time, but a few other times...
Roy: (Actually, that was only 3 days...)
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢
Roshan: there's way too many new characters
Steve: They aren't NEW. They come from somewhere else, they merely haven't appeared in the story yet.
Roshan: Whatever.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Steve's avatar on TUNMB is really making me dizzy. (http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/krazymonkey5/seizure3.gif)
U "F" O: Ok, why are you THERE, anyway?
Gregor: I want to see if there's anything about anyone there.
Steve: Don't waste your time. It never caught on there.
T O G: You're STILL HERE????????
Steve: I never left. *leaves*
U "F" O: Huh???? Something isn't right here...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: I never left.... *evil laugh* Riiiiiight...

---------MEANWHILE---------

George: HAHAHA! I finally beat 1-3!
Steve: ... Just give up now.

---------MEANWHILE---------

???: What? There is no meanwhile.
Steve: Yes there is!
???: No there isn't!
Steve: Yes!

...

Ok, who ARE you anyways?

???: Let's just say that by the time you find out, it'll be too late.

Steve: Actually, I already know. See, I am the omniscient 3rd person narrator.

???: And it's already too late. *evil grin*

Who is the ??? guy?
And if Steve knows, why isn't he telling us?
Is it really too late?
???: Yep.
Steve: Nope. I don't think so, anyways...
???: Oh, it is.
Steve: Who's the narrator here? Me or you? Any I say it isn't.

Ahem. What happened to all those other people from C. W.'s post?

And why AREN'T these teaser questions in caps?

Steve: Because .... err.... Ummmm...

...

*runs*â„¢

Find out next time on... BORED III (With all those letters)

???: YES IT IS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Steve: Nope.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

That was some classic BORED gobbledygook, Steve! I congratulate you!

CW: I know who ??? is! But my mind can't pierce the fog! AUGHH!!!
???: I told you it was too late.
CW: No you didn't!
???: Yes I did.
CW: No, you told Steve. Steve! Not me!
???: Whoops, my bad.
Vacuum Salesman: *tries to vacuum ???*
???: ???
CW: Ah ha! I know who you are, ???! You're That One Guy!!!
???: I am, eh?
*???, ???, ???, and ??? emerge from the shadows*
The 5 ???s: We could form a rock group with a name like that!
CW: So how do you pronounce ???, anyway?
RoshEn: It's very difficult. You have to put your tongue behind your left elbow and frown, while at the same time bending over a bag of popcorn, then force air through your epiglottis, and sneeze.
CW: So who asked you, anyway?
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: The hallucenogen seems to have worn off. But don't fret, old boy, because I've got a bloody good replacement... bloody good.
U "F" O: Then hurry up about it.
T O G: Who is that ??? guy?
U "F" O: It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story."
T O G: That doesn't explain much.
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: Geno was called ??? for a while... Hey Steve, you been playing SMRPG again?
cable: I'm bored.
Roshan: Well, that's the whole point, right?
CW: It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story." And the first mate said, 'It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, "Tell us a story." So the first mate said,' "It was a dark and stormy night. A band of gorillas was sittin' around a campfire, and the leader said to his first mate, 'Tell us a story.' so the first mate said...
Roy: (I've had ENOUGH!) *smacks CW*
CW: Oh yeah? Well *throws rotten cheeseburgers at Roy*
???: Good. Everything is going as planned.
CW: Oh yeah? Well I just beat SFA on my second file!
Roshan: Who cares?
CW: ...Me? ...... .. ... DUH! Of course, me!
???: It is too late.

IS IT TOO LATE???
HOW *~*DO*~* YOU PRONOUNCE ??? ANYWAY???
WHO THE HECK IS THAT ??? GUY???
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS???
George: Oh, don't mind me... I enjoy having NOTHING to do...
Plungerman: Hmph.

[cable04]

cable: hmm... it would appear that laziness is boredom's worst enemy
cw: i couldn't agree with you more
cable: you don't even know what i'm talking about do you?
???: MWA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA AH!
roshan: You messed up on that 5th and 9th "HA"s
???: oh... thanks... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
roshan: That's better
cable: man, i'm lazy today. but i have to post SOMETHING so this story can get back toward the top of the thread list
cw: thread list?
cable:...uh... don't worry about it
cw: that's very suspicious
---------meanwhile---/---
gregor: what's wrong wif that bloody line? it's going the wrong bloody way
u"F"o: don't worry about it
gregor: that's bloody suspicous
u"F"o: don't you have something to show me?
gregor: yes! it's phase 237 in your plan to kill those bloody guys
u"F"o: oooooooooh!
gregor: it's already in effect, i 'ired this mysterious [and annonymous] guy to infiltrate the .... other guys.
u"F"o: wait... you don't know who he is?
gregor: nope
u"F"o: then how do you know if he's on OUR side?
gregor:...oh... 'at's a good point... bloody good

--------meanwhile----/----
cable: *stares at ??? for 10 minutes*
roshan: Any luck?
cable: nope. i still can't tell who he is
roshan: BLAST!
???: ha ha! my mysterious fog of mystery has blinded your friend cable.  OH! NICE SOCKS!
cable: why thank you
cw: hey! i was the first to notice his nice socks... but i can't quite pinpoint what makes them so awesome...
cable: maybe i should put my shoes back on so people will stop bugging me about my socks
kevin: hey, nice socks!
charlie: hey! nice socks!
the pope: hey, nice socks!
robin: holy nice socks, cable!
batman: hurry up, robin. the joker and the penguin are getting away!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
only you can decide
WHO IS ??? ?
only you can decide
WILL THEY FIGURE OUT JUST WHAT IS SO COOL ABOUT CABLE'S SOCKS?
only you can decide
WHY IS EVERY OTHER LINE only you can decide?
only you can deci-
roshan: SHUT UP, FOR DENNIS QUAID'S SAKE!



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[Chupperson Weird]

Dennis Quaid: Thank you, Roshan! You saved my career!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Boredom: I shall vanquish thee!
Laziness: Not on your life, buster!
Boredom: Curse thy name! Thy game is over!
Laziness: How would you know??
only you can decide
--------MEANWHILE----/---
???: It's too late. Hahaha gah ha gahaa!
CW: AH HA! *puts mirror dome over ???*
???: ...Wha--? Who am I?
CW: The mirror thingies reflected his fog back to him and made him forget everything too!
Batman: Brilliant work, son!
Robin: Holy photographic memory!
CW: What?!
Batman: To the Batmobile!
*doodley-diddley-dee*
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Gregor: What part of the bloody plan were we on?
T O G: The Bloody Plan, eh? Sounds good...
U "F" O: Move out, men!
Scaz: To where?
U "F" O: Tuscon, of course!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
Laziness: You're going down, bub.
Boredom: Thee thou shall hast thine!

WHO WILL WIN? BOREDOM OR LAZINESS?
only you can decide
WHICH IS BETTER? THE SUN OR CHEESE?
only you can decide
WHAT DO THESE QUESTIONS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
only you can ...go to sleep

I write poetry when I`m not looking.