BORED-MKIII GX

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Another week, another week of neglecting this thread. Ah well...
Roy: (It's only been 5 days though...)
Steve: Right, but when I make a GOOD add-on, unlike this one, it WILL be a week.

Why did this add-on suck so badly?

Find out next time, when I post.... next time!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

cable: i still have MMM's plaque! i wish he would brush his teeth!!
Roshan: And to think I hung a plague on the first BORED topic...
Roy: (A plague? That's hilarious.)
CW: We have surpassed the post count of BORED-MKII GT! Another meaningless milestone!
cable: i can't think of anything to write.
CW: That's my line!
Peter Tork: I'm sorry
CW: Wrong show!
--------MEANWHILE----/---
U "F" O: So what happened to the dark and mysterious guy of mystery?
Gregor: Oh, that bloomin' idiot came an' put a dome over 'im!
U "F" O: So....
--------MEANWHILE----/---
CW: I gotta sing another song or I'll go ... more insane than I already am!
RoshEn: NOOO!!!
CW: Reasoned verse, some prose or rhyme
Lose themselves in other times
And waiting hopes cast cast silent spells
That speak in clouded clues.
It cannot be a part of me,
For now it's part of you!
Roy: (More?)
CW: Careful plays on fields
That seem to vanish when they're in between
And softly as I walk away
In freshly tattered shoes.
It cannot be a part of me
For now it's part of you.

Sunshine, ragtime
Blowing in the breeze.
Midnight, looks right
Standing more at ease.

Silhouettes and figures stay
Close to what he had to say
And one more time the faded dream
Is saddened by the news.
It cannot be a part of me
For now it's part of you.
Rather sad, isn't it?
--------MEANWHILE----/---
T O G: Approaching Tuscon, sir!
U "F" O: Good, good. *clicks Ruby Slippers*
Scaz: Where'd you get THOSE?

WHERE DID U "F" O GET THE RUBY SLIPPERS?
WHY DID THEY CHANGE THEM FROM SILVER SHOES TO RUBY SLIPPERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
WHY DID COLONEL JIMMY PARKER EAT A BAG OF PURPLE NICKELS?
AM I MAKING ANY SENSE AT ALL?
NO!o!o!o!o!!!o!o FOFDBFDIBDOBNDBIDFDIBNFK!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaHHAaAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/26/2003 8:02:06 PM

[cable04]

cable: it's a good thing that ???'s fog had some mind poison in it, and it wasn't just a shroud to hide in...
chup: yes it is.
roshEn: oh, wait! that's not a mirror dome! that's a bio-dome!
pauly shore: did some one say "bio-dome"?!
roshan: *kills pauly shore* take that! you big disgrace of a man!
audience: *cheers*
cable: since when do we have an audience?
chup: didn't you know this is an ampatheatre play?
cable: ooh... that explains a lot
roy: (not really...)

-----------meanWhile--------
gregor: why do our bloody "meanwhile"s always have to be so bloody weird in cable's posts?
u"F"o: in who's what?
gregor: ...nothing...
u"F"o: that sounds very suspicious... so how's phase 362 going?
gregor: well...
-------meanwhiLe---=----
cable: AAAH! someone stole my shoes!
chup: now we'll all be distracted by your-
roshan: NICE SOCKS!

[no teaser questions pour aujourd'hui]

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: I'll pull a cable and say I can't think of anything to say.
Glass Man: I am Glass Man. I can see right through you.
CW: You're not the only person who can do that trick...
Glass Man: AAAHH!
----:---MEANwHILE---->-->
*at "Arrowhead Pointe" -->*
Scaz: Hmm... I could use him for an interesting mannequin in my shop!
U "F" O: We ain't even over in Nippon anymore!
Gregor: Why the dickens do you sound like King DeDeDe, old boy?
CW: I've been watching too much Kirby, that's why!
T O G: GET OUT!!
-------!MEANWHILE----]---
CW: I think there are glitches in our MEANWHILE alert system.
Audience: WOW! Look at those COOL SOCKS!!
cable: aaahh!!

*suddenly...*

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

[Insane Steve]

Steve: I haven't posted again in a while! HAHAHA.

----.-.0a0-wa=MeaNwhIlE===-=we0q=-rk

Steve: Ok, this is a bit, annoying.

That's it?? No more?

Steve: I have been uncreative the last week or so...

And suddenly, something happened! Unlike in this post...

Steve: ... Shu---

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

-(((*^%#MEANwhiLE+++=_:/?
CW: Well, this is really annoying...
cable: i know what you
----><&&MEanwHIlE?//\}{]=
Gregor: Part 256 is working jolly well!
U "F" O: Jolly good. Jolly, jolly good... AAAHHH!! I've been hanging around Greg way too much...
T O G: So whatev
:'\}-)(^MEanWhiLE)($$^#()!
CW: I can't keep writing like this! The fabric of space-time is dissentigrating!
cable: no, that's your shorts.
CW: AAHHH!!! *runs around in flames*
MMM: Man, where did those flames come from?
MM: The Moon!
MitM: I'm gonna get you one o' these days...
Luigi: *runs*
Mario: Wow, Luigi got a line, and he didn't even say anything.
MM: Hee hee hee... *slams rock into Mario*
Mario: Unnhhh... *transforms like Optimus Prime into CitrusMan*
CM: That was odd! I don't remember anything since about a month ago!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Gregor: Part 256 seems to have run into a bit of a sticky wicket, what?
Megatron: There! Did you see that? It was Optimus Prime!
U "F" O: No, that was Mario, turning into CitrusMan.
Scaz: CitrusMan's really MARIO? We can use this information for blackmail!
CW: Dude, we already know that he's Mario.
Scaz: Oh DANG!
Gregor: I got it working again...
8*74$^%~mEanwhILe//-9&$#%
Jimbo: Hey, guys! I'm back!
RoshEn: Got any pizza?
Jimbo: ...Uhh...
CW: Hmm. I can't think of any teaser questions...

WHY CAN'T CW THINK OF ANY TEASER QUESTIONS?
it seems we have run out of announcer

[cable04]

cable: boy is this thread ever popular!
chup: you're telling me.
cable: yeah...*rolls eyes*
chup: *sigh* *rolls eyes*
roshan: *rolls eyes*
roy: (would you stop?!)
cable: fine. we're done.  it's too bad i didn't post yesterday, i was waaaaaay out in left feild the whole day, man.  i could have thought of some crazy stuff.
roshan: You still can, just TYPE!
cable: type?
roshan: Uh... Just...Do stuff!
cable: O-KAY!!!!
----meanwhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3349888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888error error error error error error 785le---
gregor: get ready, old shoe, 'ere comes part 367 in me ol' plan of mine.  bloody good!
----meanwhile----*
roshEn: wassat?!
roshan: I smell....*sniff sniff* waaaaaaaaaaaaarr!!
*20 evil looking bad dudes come running over the hill*
cable: how can you have war with *counts* 26 guys and a yoshi?
luigi: hey, count me in too, buddy.
optimus: i'll help out as long as i can, too.
cable: hey, thanks guys
chup: i've never fought before!
batman: we can help too, old chums
robin: yeah, we caught penguin, joker, and min-t
mmm: great! come here, min-T
MitM: i'll help too.
the pope: i abhore violence
cable: oh, man.  but wait! look at these...
the pope: oooh! nice socks! i'm on your side, 'til death doth strike me down!
roshan: That's great! This guy will live forever. He's already been shot once, he can survive anything

WILL THE SIDES EVER BE EVEN?
IF SO, WILL THEY EVER FIGHT?
IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GIVE A GOOD ADD-ON TO, INSANE STEVE!?--oops! i forgot, you have no ! on this board

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Oh boy, time to actually TRY.
Roshan: As if THAT will ever happen... *rolls eyes*
Roy: (Will you stop that??)
Steve: You're just jealous because your eyes are too big and oblong-shaped to roll.
Roy: (Big? Huh?)
Steve: *sigh* How do I explain this... Well... let's just say that I have to worry about my eye getting poked out, whereas you must worry about your eye getting punched out...
Roy: (Just shut up about the huge eyes.)
Steve: No! It's fun!

The war is about to commence. Who will win?

Find out next time o----

Roshan: This is stupid. Steve, your add-ons have been total crap as of recent.

Steve: Hey, you want me to finish the war and have you made into a bloody, quivering mass, or you want someone else to start it, or for me to finish it in another post, and have you have a far better chance of survival?

Well?

What will happen now? Find out on---

BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

cable is the undisputed master of BORED. Some people may dispute it anyway...
(There. I fixed it.)
Roy: *rolls eyes*
cable: eww, a rolling eye.
*eye rolls into the 20 evil dudes and blows up like a grenade*
Roy: (Eye can't see!)
CW: Jack can't kick!
RoshEn: Jack can't cook!
CW: Oh, Jack can't cook so Jack can't kick?
Roshan: Jack Kent Cook!
RoshEn: OHH!
CW: Funny. Same thing happened to my aunt who runs the family bookstore.
Roshan: Who's Jack Kent Cook?
++++=+++M3@NWH!13????>>>>
U "F" O: That's 1337!
CW: What the heck IS 1337, anyways?
Gregor: Rather spiffing, what?
T O G: Spiffing. Hah.
<<<<????31!HWN@3M+++=++++
*the 20 evil dudes come closer!*
*the eye de-explodes and rolls back onto Roy's head*
cable: what are we going to do about it?
CW: No kidding.
Roy: (This is weird!)
CW: A place where rivers run backwards... cold air rises... we live in a giant hollow sphere, instead of a planet...
Roshan: Reverse dimension, what?
CW: We've been transported into a reverse dimension!
Roshan: What happened?
RoshEn: What's going on? I'm hungry!

WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE OPTIMUS AND THE POPE?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
ON
BORED-
MKIII
GX!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/4/2003 7:01:47 PM

[Insane Steve]

Steve: God, you still suck at this. Everyone knows you aren't supposed to capitalize cable's name... And although he may be the champion, he isn't UNDISPUTED. See? *disputes*

Roshan: This is starting to remind me of a bad game of Space invaders.
Steve: Wait, I gotta make a call.

*Dials a number of a cell phone*

"Hello, you have reached the offices of *recorded voice* The Pope *End voice*. If you would like to report a miracle, press 1.

Roy: (I could USE a miracle...)

If you would like to speak to *Recorded voice* The Pope *End voice*, press 2.

Steve: Cool! *Presses 2*
Phone: I'm sorry but *Recorded voice* The Pope *End voice* is not in right now. Have a nice day! *BEEP*

Steve: See, I told you, the Pope isn't here!
RoshEn: Are we just gonna sit here? I'm hungry!

Steve: Yes... *Sudden realization*

Hey! I figured out what I could do to become the undisputed champion of BORED! Do another one of those stupid gimmick episodes, you know, like the one where I counted all the sentences I used!

...

I'll do that next time. Maybe. If I'm not lazy.

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U "F" O: Go ahead. TRY to read that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Why didn't I cover the impending war?
Do I care?

Find out next time on ... Batman!

...

I mean BORED! Heh heh heh

Steve: Ok, you're fired.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[MadRhetoric]

MamaMia Mario:  I finally got a life... but do I control it, or does it control me?  *dun dun dunnnnn*  NOOO!!  THE LIFE!  IT'S SUCKING ME IIIIIIN!!!!

MangaMan:  Quick!  We need help fast!  We need.....THE POPE!  *dials tha number of the pope, but accidently gets Pizza Hut*  HEY!  What do you want on your tombstone, I mean, pizza!

MMM:  ACH....THE LIFE....SUCKING....sucking.....help....

cable:  I want ham!

Roshan:  I want jam!

RoshEn:  I want peas!

C.W.: and no anchovies!

*copyright some TMNT book I read*

MangaMan:  Ok....ham...jam...peas....no anchovies....yes....mm-hmm....delivery....yes....mmm...hmm.... 16.75?!!  You mean I have to PAY?  Well screw you, homeboy.  *hangs up*

MMM:  *plays LIFE with his life*  Now I need a girlfriend.... *conspires with his life*

Life:  omfg [wtd]?!!1 u r saying impudence to m3!!!!that is impudence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















*ph33r the empty space*

[Chupperson Weird]

Steve: I wonder where the Pope is.
The Pope: You couldn't reach me because I'm right here.
Roshan: Never thought of that.
CW: I still don't understand 1337speak...
<^>-<^>-W3VHMNTI3--^^=+-Q
U "F" O: I r0x0rz! Ph33r m3!
CW: We should have him talk like that all the time.
U "F" O: j00 d00 n0t r0x0rz
CW: I don't think I'm doing this right. MUAHHAAHA
Gregor: So that's where part 274¾ went... bloody thing...
+-+-+_+)<\/>/=/>\/>>/3<=4($^@!++-
Life: http://www.engrish.com/containers/image/purelife2.jpg
MMM: NOOOOOO!!! *chokehackcough*
Pizza Hut guy: Who ordered the pizza?
CW: Which pizza would that be? The one I didn't order?
Pizza Hut guy: Uhh...
Jimbo: Hey! Long time no see!
Boss: I have you now!
Pizza Hut guy and Jimbo: OH NO!
Jimbo: You work for him too?
Roshan: Is this war EVER going to happen?
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: Not bloody likely!
CW: Too bad I can't think of any original material...
Roshan: I'm going to Wal*Mart. Gotta get me some new sneakers.
CW: You have drill shoes. Why do you need sneakers?
Roshan: Uhh... okay, I'm going to get... Fritos!
Roy: (I suppose you'll be using me to get there...)
*Roshan tries to go to Wal*Mart... but instead ends up in Death Valley.*
_%*#*@&$@)MEAUIE#(#RO@___@)$&@
CW: In that case, I'm coming along!
RoshEn: Me too.
CW: Hey, where'd he go?
RoshEn: *tries to get to Wal*Mart, but ends up at Pizza Hut* OOh, I'll take a medium sausageoni with peas!
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CW: Humans... AHAHAHHAHhahahaAHAAHAHAAhAHAHHA

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/5/2003 6:09:58 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Roshan: Water... water!
Roy: (We are the MASTERS of wandering around lost.)

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

[cable04]

cable: i'll do this tomorrow. i don't have time today
chup: okay... just let us all die in the desert
roshEn: have you any food?
roshan: don't look at ME like that!
cable: seriously, i don't have the time today
*disputes that i'm the guy*

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Yep, the masters. *evil grin*
Roy: (It's so obvious why, too. You guys never post here, and never tell us where we are, and what the hell are we supposed to be doing? That's right, wandering around lost.)
Roshan: Ok, I'm hungry.
Roy: (I'm not, that odd....)

Steve: I think those appetite suppressant pills are relapsing...

Roy: (You have got to be kid---) *collapses*

Steve: I'll do better next time. Seriously.

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(Yea, right.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.