Steve: Yep. That's what happens when you can't think of anything at all. You don't post for 2 weeks.
...
And I'm still the omniscient 3rd person narrator. Thus, I can't be hit by some Russian, at least not in this story. *Kicks C. W.* --- Kick the Newbie!
C. W.: I'm not really a newbie anymore...
Steve: Yea, but cable and I have been here since BORED I.
C. W.: I can fix this...
Everyone is transported somehow into another story.
C. W.: See, you aren't in this story anymore. *Kicks Steve*
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢
*Everyone is sent back to BORED III.*
Roshan: Steve, what the hell is wrong with you... you haven't posted in weeks, and I'm hungry.
Roy: (Funny, I'm not...) *faints*
They all spy an all-you-can-eat buffet.
RoshEn: Yep. I've already won.
Roshan: Won what?
RoshEn: Eating contest. See, my main competition is unconscious over there. See?
RoshEn points to where Roy had collapsed, but he isn't there anymore.
cable: now what? i wanted to eat something.
Roshan: Now that's just great. I bet Steve doesn't even know where he is.
Steve: You moron. He's already in the Buffet ... Yep, and there goes everything.
Roshan: I though he said he WASN'T hungry.
Roy: (I wasn't.) *BURP*
RoshEn: That's nice. Now what the hell am I supposed to eat?
C. W.: Here... have this ... 3 month old Twinkie.
---------MEANWHILE---------
U "F" O: Wow.... that took forever to get to us.
T O G: Steve isn't a lazy bum today. Wow.
Steve: Heh, I have to make up for those last 2 months somehow... *leaves. Maybe.*
Willard: ... He spilled wine on my SHIRT!
Gregor: Who in the bloody hell is that?
T O G: That's Willard. I knew him from high school. Anyways, I think the wine may have made an IMPROVEMENT... *snickers*
Willard: Why does everyone hate my shirt?
...
Steve: Wait! Hold on. That reminds me: How the hell does Roy know what Roshan did in high school? Roy wasn't even alive when Roshan was in high school.
cable: now how was i supposed to know that?
Steve: ... Did I ever say anything about that...? Hmmmmm...
... 134(/< -/-0 -/-3h 5-/-0/2y!!!!!!!!11111111111
U "F" O: 0h, d34/2, /-/3'5 u51/\/G 1337...
Steve: Not anymore. This is taking too long. *maybe leaves*
U "F" O: ... It is a really, really ugly shirt...
Willard: Ok! I'll change the shirt! *leaves*
UFOV: Pep up! You are not über unless you PEP UP!!!
C.W.: Oh, that's great, he's back to this "über" phase...
Gregor: That guy is becoming a bit of a sticky wicket, old queue.
Steve: Old queue? What the hell... that's pretty pointless... I think now's a good time to stop.
What the hell got into Steve in this episode? He actually tried!
Steve: Uh-oh. You're referring to yourself in the 3rd person again...
...
Now the 2nd person. That's just nice. I think I should stop.
Is Steve back to the über phase?
How did Roy know about what Roshan was like in high school?
Did Roy magange to eat the restaurant out of business?
Roy: (Yep, see the sign?) *Takes out a notebook and notches a tally onto a page written in some writing I can't read... maybe due to it being in his native language, maybe do to the fact that Roy has 4 fingers on a hand and thus can't write to begin with.
Steve: My handwriting's less legible.
Roy: (Wanna bet?)
Who has the less legible handwriting? The imaginary character of an imaginary race, or the crazy guy that made this character?
Should I shut up?
All (In unison) YES!!!
UFOV: PEP UP!
What does "Pep up" mean?
Find out the answers to few if any of these semi-riveting questions on the next loquacious episode of BORED-MKIII GX!!!
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