BORED-MKIII GX

[Chupperson Weird]

The forum has been too slow for me to do anything good here today. I'm way too tired to even try to think of anything. I shall now demonstrate: ...*plonk* ZZZZZZzzzZZzzZZzZZ

Roshan: Oh, that's great. He's asleep, cable has no time, and Steve is just plain lazy. We'll die out here in the middle of nowhere.
Roy: (This is Death Valley.)
Roshan: Fine, we'll die in the middle of Death Valley.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

[cable04]

cable: i always wanted to die in death valley. i just thought it would be kinda ...ironic, mayhap? *dies*
mmm: OH NO! cable died! i can't believe one of the major characters just killed himself off half way through the season!
roshan: He killed himself off in the beginning of the first season, too.
chup: didn't YOU bring him back then, MMM?
mmm: oh yeah... i DID! guys, we gotta find the seven z balls of magesty and power
roy: (the what?)
mmm: it's a dragon ball z [anime] thing
roy: (oooh... right..right)
roshEn: or we could just...EAT him...
everyone: hmmm...*evil grins*
min-t: we HAVE been stuck in the desert to starve...
roshEn: maybe we should ease our suffering a little...
mmm: are you çRåZy?! we gotta find the ballz and bring him back to life!
roshan: yeah, we can't just eat a fellow human
chup: i'm not even human and i think it's gross

---meanwhile---
u"F"o: what are you doing here, anyway?
TOG: uh... standing here?
u"F"o: you seem pretty useless to me. at least gregor helps strategize.
tog: i can help!
u"F"o: and i know just the way you can do it...*evil grin* you can be my STRESS reliever...
tog: y-yes...sir
gregor: part 536 has failed bloody good.
u"F"o: that one guy, come here!
tog: you called?
u"F"o: *kills TOG* ahh... so much better
ghost of that one guy: hey! i thought you'd just beat me or something, not kill me!
u"F"o: well maybe if your plan failed five hundred and thirty-six freakin' times you'd want to kill a man too
GoTOG: good point...
gregor: actually, one of them is dead. bloody dead. well, he didn't bleed, 'e just kind of keeled over
u"F"o: hmmm... good...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
WHY DID I KILL 2 PEOPLE?
AM I THAT MURDEROUS TODAY?
OR DO I JUST LIKE THE PLOT TWIST WITH CABLE'S DEATH, AND THE WAY GOTOG LOOKS?
I'D SAY THE SECOND ONE!
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
THAT'S GOOD THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME!
ISN'T IT?
OF COURSE!
DO SOME OTHER STUFF NEXT TIME ON *this guy dies too*

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[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Well, this is weird, eh, cable?
cable: i thought i was dead
CW: Nah, it's like one of those TV shows where nothing that happened in the previous episode has any effect on the next episode.
cable: oh that's just great, everything i did gone to waste...
Black Yoshi: AAAAGHHH *dies*
cable: well, it wasn't a total loss.
)$&@@$*@NWSBQGUKW#*^@_%*^
T O G: HA! I'm alive again!
Ghost of T O G: That's what YOU think, buddy!
T O G: AAH! A ghost!
Gregor: Bloomin' nightmare.
U "F" O: OOH! THAT MAKES ME MAD... *goes into cardiac arrest*
Scaz: He's had a heart attack!
Evil Roshan: He might die. *evil grin*
T O G: Haven't seen you in a while, punk.
Evil Roshan: Punk, eh? I haven't been around because of ...personal business.
@)&@^&@(MEANWHIL3___#*&#%
Death: That lousy clone cheated me out of my pie plate... he'll pay for sure.
---$8762MGEHIWHL4====+===
CW: Well, that takes care of that. Now what should I do...?
All the "good" guys: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*all are sucked into a sand vortex and whisked off to... who knows where!*

WHERE WERE THE GUYS WHISKED OFF TO?
WHERE HAS EVIL ROSHAN BEEN? (DUH)
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE U "F" O?

FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT HEART-STOPPING (NO KIDDING), PULSE-POUNDING EPISODE!!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/11/2003 10:28:00 PM

[Insane Steve]

Electrician: Hey, I finally got this MEANWHILE sign back up! About time...

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: Ah, yes, my first meaningful post here in 2 weeks.
Roshan: Where the hell are we?
Steve: Uhhhhhh... *Hits the back button* ... *Hits the foreward button* You WERE in Death Valley, now you're in "who knows where".
Roy: (Like always, eh?)
Steve: Ah, you must be in Canada.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: Blast! They fixed it!
Steve: I liked Blast!. I saw it a while back...
U "F" O: Get o--- Ah, forget it.
Evil Roshan: Ok, now exactly what are we doing? I haven't been here in quite a while.
C. W.: Of course not! *evil grin*
T O G: Oh, great, now they're both here. I think that's why we can never kill them, they come here with some idiotic, wit---
Steve: I'm NOT dumb.
T O G: Right. Anyways, some witty comment, and when they go back they go and tell eveyone what's going on, and they avoid it.
Steve: Actually, I'm not supposed to be in the same room as him... *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Ok, so where are we again?
Steve: Well, it appears you're not in Canada anymore.
Roy: (This really doesn't make any sense. One minute we're in some made up, imaginary place, now we're more than likely in the Northern U.S.? I don't get it.)
Steve: You aren't supposed to...

Why did so few of the characters get lines?
Steve: Grr... I'll make up for that in the next post. I promise.
What is the evil group's new plan?
C. W.: *listening intently*
T O G: Don't ... say ... anything.

Are there any other questions?
Steve: Obviously not.

Find out nex---

Steve: We already found out.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

Locutus: I am Locutus, standing on the hill...
Steve: What?
CW: You wouldn't understand. Something I made up many years ago, and I don't even remember what it was about.
Locutus: I am Locutus, standing on the hill...

--------MEANWHILE--------

U "F" O: He's finally gone.
T O G: Now, we can discuss our plan...
CW: What's that you were saying?
U "F" O: I give up.
Unidentified figure on viewscreen: I'm waiting for you to pep up.
Gregor: What in the bloody 'el?
UFOV: PEP UP!
CW: I don't understand any of this.

--------MEANWHILE--------

cable: what's going on?
CW: Some dude wants the evil group to "pep up".
cable: weird.. where are we again?
CW: From the looks of it, I'd say Greenland, Russia, or the West Northeast.
Roy: (Well, given the history of this thing, we're probably in the West Northeast.)
Roshan: You're probably right...
RoshEn: So what kind of food is there here?
CW: Secret code, mostly.
cable: i can't figure any of this out.
CW: I seem to be using the most indirect grammar possible, most of the time.

--------MEANWHILE--------

Evil Roshan: So what are we doing again?
UFOV: PEP UP!!!

WHAT IS PEP UP?
WHAT IS THE EVIL GROUP DOING?
WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE ON THE VIEWSCREEN?
CW: This plot just gets more and more confusing.
WHY DOES THIS PLOT GET MORE CONFUSING?

FIND OUT TOMORROW, NEXT WEEK, THE MONTH AFTER THIS ONE, NEXT YEAR, A DECADE FROM NOW, OR WHENEVER SOMEBODY GETS POSTING HERE AGAIN!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

[cable04]

-----eleven days later----
cable: boy is it ever 11 days later
chup: i'm sure glad you aren't dead, cable
cable: me too. i don't know what came over me before
roshan: *sniff sniff* we're in russia
cable: whoa! how can you tell that?
roshan: i can smell the vadka
cable: oh, look. there's leningrad
chup: so wait, not only are we in russia, but we're back in time!
cable: did i say LENINgrad? i meant STALINgrad
chup: oh... right..right...
roy: (this is my first line in this episode because i couldn't remember my name before)
roshEn: i HATE when that happens...
roshan: ROY! look there!
roy: (oh no! it can't be!)
roshan: but it is
cable: what is it?
roshan: not WHAT, but WHO
cable: okay.. so WHO is it?
roy: (only roshan's life long rival...willard of prague)
cable: oh. look at that ugly shirt he's wearing
roshan: it looks new. i'm going to go spill something on it
*roshan walks up to willard of prague*
roshan: *caustically* i like your shirt, willard
willard: thanks, it's new...ROSHAN! i haven't seen you in... a while!
roshan: so, it IS new *looks around and see's a guy walking by with a glass of red wine* *takes glass*
guy walking by with a glass of red wine: hey! that's the glass of red wine i was walking by with!
roshan: *spills wine all over willard's shirt*
willard: you...worthless piece of monkey-lovin' snot blowin' camel haired two timin' snaggle toothed low down no good larry bird look-alike itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot panty wearin' walrus smellin' water melon head!  i'll get you for this! roshan: shut your face, willard
willard:*runs away crying*
roshan: HA!
cable: wow. i've never heard such insulting...
roy: (you should have heard them in high-school...)
chup: that reminds me...
roshEn: about what?
chup: that NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED IN THIS POST!
cable: oh well

OH YEAH! NOTHING HAPPENED IN THIS POST.
AND WHAT DID HAPPEN WAS SOMEWHAT INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE MY FRIEND AND I ARE MAKING.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? ANYTHING?
WILL SOMEONE POST SOONER THAN IN 11 DAYS?

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[Chupperson Weird]

Wow, I was wondering if anyone would post here again. That was an amazing episode. So incredibly randumb.
Roshan: So? Get on with it already!
CW: I fear the monkey in your soul.
Roshan: *looking exceptionally creeped out* O... K... then... *runs*
Willard: I must hatch a plan to defeat the evil Roshan.
Roshan: Hey, I'm not evil... *evil grin*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Evil Roshan: Oh no! That dummy Willard is hatching a plan to defeat me!
UFOV: PEP UP
--------MEANWHILE--------
Steve: I think I'll have a Black Russian.
Dark-skinned man who lives in Russia: *smacksdown Steve* Watch your mouth.
Steve: Ugh... why am I in physical form...? Ooh...
CW: They do things very strange in Barrytown.
Roy: (You're using pretzel logic.)
CW: Yes, I have. Listened to that album three times already since yesterday afternoon. *walks around whistling "Through With Buzz"*
cable: let's go visit the kremlin!
CW: Sure, whatever. ...He takes all my money... y'know I'm through with Buzz... yes I'm through with Buzz...
RoshEn: Is there a restaurant or something around here? Like a dumpster? Or a grease recepticle? I'm hungry.
MMM: Dude, you are GROSS.
CW: He's not very funny... yes I'm through with Buzz...
Roshan: For once, I'm hungry too.
CW: I remember when he stole my girl... drug her all around the world... but I'm cool, yes I'm alright, 'cept when I'm in my room and it's late at night...

WILL THEY FIND A RESTAURANT?
WHAT IS WILLARD PLANNING?
DOES HE REALIZE THAT THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO ROSHANS?
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CW AND HIS SINGING??
CW: Maybe he's a fairy... yeah I'm through with Buzz... Through with Buzz... oh yeah... uh huh... all right...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[Insane Steve]

Steve: Yep. That's what happens when you can't think of anything at all. You don't post for 2 weeks.

...

And I'm still the omniscient 3rd person narrator. Thus, I can't be hit by some Russian, at least not in this story. *Kicks C. W.* --- Kick the Newbie!
C. W.: I'm not really a newbie anymore...
Steve: Yea, but cable and I have been here since BORED I.
C. W.: I can fix this...

Everyone is transported somehow into another story.

C. W.: See, you aren't in this story anymore. *Kicks Steve*
Steve: ... Shut up.â„¢

*Everyone is sent back to BORED III.*

Roshan: Steve, what the hell is wrong with you... you haven't posted in weeks, and I'm hungry.
Roy: (Funny, I'm not...) *faints*

They all spy an all-you-can-eat buffet.

RoshEn: Yep. I've already won.
Roshan: Won what?
RoshEn: Eating contest. See, my main competition is unconscious over there. See?

RoshEn points to where Roy had collapsed, but he isn't there anymore.

cable: now what? i wanted to eat something.
Roshan: Now that's just great. I bet Steve doesn't even know where he is.
Steve: You moron. He's already in the Buffet ... Yep, and there goes everything.
Roshan: I though he said he WASN'T hungry.
Roy: (I wasn't.) *BURP*
RoshEn: That's nice. Now what the hell am I supposed to eat?
C. W.: Here... have this ... 3 month old Twinkie.

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: Wow.... that took forever to get to us.
T O G: Steve isn't a lazy bum today. Wow.
Steve: Heh, I have to make up for those last 2 months somehow... *leaves. Maybe.*

Willard: ... He spilled wine on my SHIRT!
Gregor: Who in the bloody hell is that?
T O G: That's Willard. I knew him from high school. Anyways, I think the wine may have made an IMPROVEMENT... *snickers*
Willard: Why does everyone hate my shirt?

...

Steve: Wait! Hold on. That reminds me: How the hell does Roy know what Roshan did in high school? Roy wasn't even alive when Roshan was in high school.
cable: now how was i supposed to know that?
Steve: ... Did I ever say anything about that...? Hmmmmm...

... 134(/< -/-0 -/-3h 5-/-0/2y!!!!!!!!11111111111

U "F" O: 0h, d34/2, /-/3'5 u51/\/G 1337...
Steve: Not anymore. This is taking too long. *maybe leaves*
U "F" O: ... It is a really, really ugly shirt...
Willard: Ok! I'll change the shirt! *leaves*
UFOV: Pep up! You are not über unless you PEP UP!!!

C.W.: Oh, that's great, he's back to this "über" phase...

Gregor: That guy is becoming a bit of a sticky wicket, old queue.
Steve: Old queue? What the hell... that's pretty pointless... I think now's a good time to stop.

What the hell got into Steve in this episode? He actually tried!
Steve: Uh-oh. You're referring to yourself in the 3rd person again...

...

Now the 2nd person. That's just nice. I think I should stop.
Is Steve back to the über phase?
How did Roy know about what Roshan was like in high school?
Did Roy magange to eat the restaurant out of business?
Roy: (Yep, see the sign?) *Takes out a notebook and notches a tally onto a page written in some writing I can't read... maybe due to it being in his native language, maybe do to the fact that Roy has 4 fingers on a hand and thus can't write to begin with.
Steve: My handwriting's less legible.
Roy: (Wanna bet?)
Who has the less legible handwriting? The imaginary character of an imaginary race, or the crazy guy that made this character?

Should I shut up?

All (In unison) YES!!!
UFOV: PEP UP!

What does "Pep up" mean?

Find out the answers to few if any of these semi-riveting questions on the next loquacious episode of BORED-MKIII GX!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

I can't think of much to write, so this episode won't be very loquacious...
Roshan: What is UP with that?
CW: What?
Roshan: The ... the ... preface at the beginning of every one of your episodes?
CW: Uhh... *kicks Roshan*

--------/\/\34/\/\/\//-/!13--------
U "F" O: 4/-/ /-/4 /-/4 /-/4!!!
Willard: Will this ever end?
U "F" O: /\/07 /3100dy 1!/<31y!
Willard: Why the heck am I hanging with the evil group anyway? I wanna go back to Prague.
T O G: And why do I know Willard?! I thought it was Roshan, not me. I'm Rock, remember?
Evil Roshan: *pounds Rick's head with fist* That's RICK, dolt.
T O G: Rick, not Dolt. Can't you keep anything straight?
Mega Man: *teleports in* . . . *shoots T O G repeatedly with plasma cannon* . . . *teleports out*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roy: (If that's an All You Can Eat buffet, I'm going back to eat more.)
Kirby: YUM! *inhales all the food at the buffet*
Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode.
CW: Fast delivery service, I suppose.
*truck reading "Chupsville Catering Service" lifts off into space*
CW: Oh yeah, and my handwriting is even less legible, I bet.

IS CW'S HANDWRITING THE LEAST LEGIBLE?
IS WILLARD REALLY A MEMBER OF THE EVIL GROUP?

WHY WERE THERE ONLY TWO QUESTIONS THIS TIME?
WHY -- ... RGMO

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[Insane Steve]

"Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode."

Steve: You forgot the parentheses. Or did Roy suddenly learn how to speak perfect English? *sarcastic grin* And what does RGMO mean, anyways? Ah well.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roy: (That's nice. You ate all the food!)
Kirby: ... Meh.
Roy: (I'm still semi-hungry!)
Kirby: So?
Roy: (I'll eat you...)
Kirby: Try it, punk.

They both try to eat each other, and somehow they both consume each other at exactly the same time, ripping a hole in the space time continuum.

All: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

And they all fall into this large, expanding hole.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: let me explain. Rick, you know Roshan AND Willard from high school. I think that bump on the head messed up your memory.
T O G: What bump?
Steve: This one! *Almost hits T O G, then realises he isn't in the story, so instead has a large brick hit him.*
T O G: Ag...
Willard: Does this place get Comedy Central?

---------MEANWHILE---------

The group fall into a large black hole. Eventually, they stop falling, and land in an area that is all black.

Roshan: Ok, now where exactly are we?
Steve: You appear to be in a large hole in the space-time continuum.
Roshan: And how do we get out?
Steve: Well, first we gotta undo the problem.

...

And it's done.

Roy: (What was THAT?!?!?!?)
Kirby: ... This story's too weird. *leaves*

Steve: Now... I don't know WHAT to do. *leaves*

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: What the hell---?
T O G: Wow, that big hole is gonna eat the castle. Amazing.
Gregor: It appears to be... ah, quite. It's a hole in the space-time continuum.

*The hole stops expanding due to the fact that the problem was fixed*

Willard: ... It stopped.
T O G: So? *Pushes Willard into the hole* Hahahahahaha!

Why didn't C. W. or cable get any lines in that last episode?
Why did the U "F" O stop talking in 1337?
How did Roy manage to say a perfectly good English sentence?
What will become of everyone in the Space-time continuum hole?
And what exactly DOES RGMO mean?

Find out the answers to questions other than these on the next unbanal episode of BORED MKIII GX!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

Roy: I thought I ate all of the food last episode.
Steve: Hey!
Roy: (What? That's the one thing I can say in English!)
Steve: Suuuurrrre...
CW: Of course! *cheezy grin* Oh yeah, and the reason you got punched by Willard is because I put you into tangible form because I am a space-time altering being from the twenty-fourth dimension!
RoshEn: And a lousy cook.
CW: True, true... Hey! Leggo my Prégo!
*RoshEn is busily devouring a jar of spaghetti sauce, glass, lid and all.*
RoshEn: ARRNYUM YAUM YUMM ARGHH GRRNYUM
All: AHH! *they fall through a plot hole*
cable: what in the name of helen keller is this?
CW: A wet pelican walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
cable: what???
CW: In layman's terms, we fell through a plot hole created by the inconsistencies let slip in the last few episodes written by me. Or, we could be in London.

ARE THEY IN LONDON?
ARE THEY IN A PLOT HOLE?
WHY DIDN'T WE VISIT THE EVIL GROUP IN THIS EPISODE?
WHY DOES CW KEEP TYPING EMPSIDE WHEN HE MEANS TO TYPE EPISODE AND THEN FIXES IT?
WHY DIDN'T THE PEOPLE WHO HAD NO DIALOGUE HAVE ANY DIALOGUE IN THIS EPISODE?

FIND OUT! IN THE NEXT EXCITING, SEMI-LOQUACIOUS, NON-BANAL, MEGA-DEMENTED EPISODE OF
BOORRREEEEDDDDD-MKKIII GXX!!!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[cable04]

cable: hey roshan! cw taught roy a new english phrase!
roshan: oh no...
roy: i hear the montey in yer sowe
chup: NO! i FEAR the monKey in yOUr soUL!
roy: (gimme a freakin' break, man. you're lucky i even knew that willard was roshan's worst enemy, not because i was alive back then, but because i'm roshan's confidante)
roshan: oh yeah! THAT'S why you knew. there had to be some good reason
cable: see, i told you
roshan: okay, cable. i'll never doubt you again
cable: thanks, roshan. you're more understanding than my DAD ever was *hurt look at roshEn*
roshEn: jeeez, son. i thought i cleared this up. i was never there for you because you were a mistake
cable: oh yeah. that's right. *sarcasstically* thanks for fixing the hurt dad
roshEn: no problem, son
cable: you know what?...whatever, dad
willard: so, roshan. you thought you could outsmart me by having an evil clone, did you?
roshan: well... i was hoping...
willard: well you hoped wrong! me and evil roshan are best buddies now. we even have a secret handshake. look
*evil roshan and willard do a rediculous secret handshake*
roshan: HEY! that's the exact handshake you and i had before the falling out!
willard: oh, i know.  i know
roshan: how could you?! now i hate you even more!
chup: *dreamy-like*i wish i had a relationship with another character, then we could be arguing too...

meanwhile-I
u"F"o: *hacks up a hair-ball that says "leet" on it* oh, man that feels better!
gregor: oh... and i was just going to suggest these bloody laxitives...
TOG: no one was my friend in high school...

THAT'S ALL

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[Chupperson Weird]

GAH, man, you're great at this.

CW: Man, I'm tired.

. . .

. . .

. . .

Roshan: ...THAT'S IT?! Nothing more to this post??!!!?!
CW: I told you I was tired.

--------MEANWHILE--------
Willard: AAH!! What's THAT?
*strange ghostlike thing emerges from Evil Roshan*
Ghost of the Ghost of the Talking Monkey: GrooOOOoooOOoOOoOOooOoOOO
Evil Roshan: *glkggkg*
THe REst OF THe EVil GRoup: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CW: ...I knew there was a monkey in SOMEbody's soul around here...

TO BE CONTINUED

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[cable04]

cable: whoa. that sure was creepy.

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[Chupperson Weird]

CW: Indeed. But this is even creepier!!

Ghost of the ghost of the talking monkey: OooOoo0ooo0oooOOoOOo0oOO00

I fear the monkey in your soul.