Author Topic: BORED-MKIII GX (Read 48374 times)

Watoad · « **Reply #150 on:** March 22, 2003, 01:56:36 AM »

I posted in BORED!!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #151 on:** March 22, 2003, 03:59:32 PM »

Yes, you did. *rolls eyes*

And laziness strikes the writers yet again.

Steve: If I've proved one thing from the BORED series, it's that the only thing that can conquer boredom is laziness.

All: ...Shut up.â„¢

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #152 on:** March 22, 2003, 10:53:39 PM »

I've got no new material to work with, Steve...

Wow. I never thought I'd see Watoad post here. Well.

Anyway, if someone else will say something, I'll do something, at least.

Roshan: At least we aren't sitting in a moat this time...

Steve: Shut up.â„¢

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dairy King · « **Reply #153 on:** March 23, 2003, 07:32:37 PM »

Ahhh!! The insanity of it all!! I cannot take it!! I must post!
Roy:(Hey! Who is this goof?)

Roshen: He looks tasty!!

???: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is @#$^%, but seeing as this looks like a cartoon curse word, call me Dave! HA! Now you have more to work with! Pitty to you!! Bwa ha ha!!

All:......

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/23/2003 5:34:22 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #154 on:** March 24, 2003, 12:12:51 AM »

Wow. More people on BORED. Cool!

CW: Well, I've decided that since no one remembers the last episode, we'll go to Afghanistan. Then we can head to Iraq from there.
All: WHY IN THE HE-
CW: I dunno, I just figured it'd be fun. We could go to Japanistan instead.
Roshan: You've been sitting there writing for too long.
CW: Wait! I know! Let's go to Sozyeroldmanistan!
cable: OOh, let's go!
Dave: Can I come?
CW: Ehh, sure, why not.

No teaser questions this time!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

cable04 · « **Reply #155 on:** March 24, 2003, 03:25:40 PM »

cable: whoa... it's been so long since i posted... and NOTHING has happened.
chupp: we're on our way to jkalanifanistan
cable: RIGHT!
*all ride the ferry to inhalianowastastan*
chup: here we are, in trumanagostan.
cable: hmm... i thought it'd be more... deserty
roshEn: i thought it would be more desserty!
roshan: are you ever NOT hungry?
hungarian: did someone say hungary? i'm happy harry holdwell the hungarian.
roshan: no. you mis-heard me... i said GO AWAY!
hungarian: *mumbles and walks away*
cable: i just remembered, it doesn't matter if this story no longer has a plot... it never did!
mmm: oh yeah! i haven't posted in a long while either, though
cable: i just felt spring fever and thought i should put some of that energy in to "randumness" and post it here
roy:(what are you two talking about with this "posting"?)
cable&mmm: *with emphasized hand motions* forget about it
roy: (hmm...)
roshan: look over yonder!
dave: what is it?
roshan: it's a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed this way!
gac: AAAAAAARGH! I'M SO GIGANTIC AND ANGRY AND A CAMEL! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
chup: i'm chupperson weird
cable: i'm cable
roshan: i'm roshan
roshEn: i'm roshEn
roy: (i'm roy)
mmm: i'm mamma mia mario
min-t: i'm min-t
pope: i'm pope pius III
dave: i'm a cartoon swear
mitm: i'm the man in the moon
lugi: i'm-
gac: I'M SO ANGRY THAT I DON'T CARE TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO MY OWN QUESTION *runs away*
cable: that was close. i almost thought luigi was going to get a full line
all: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
tomcruise: did someone say mission impossible trilogy?
roshan: GO AWAY! *sprays him with giddy-up 409*
cable: whoa! where'd you get that?
roshan: i stole it from that guy with the mustache. he says it gets the grease out
cable: oooooooooh!
tomcruise: *dies*
chup:*burries the body* *whistles*
creep: *digs the body out and takes it off camera**whistles*
meanwhile
u"F"o: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
gregor: what the bloody douglas is it now?
u"F"o: a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed right for us
tog: maybe he'll be my friend
gac: AAAAARG! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE YOU ALL! ESPECIALLY YOU *points at tog* *runs away*
u"F"o: well... that wasn't too bad...
tog: even camels hate me
meanwhile
cable: *yawn*
chup: what's that for?
cable: i'm getting kind of tired. i need something exciting to happen
all: *see something coming* GASP!

FIN.

nah... i'm still bored. i'll keep going
roshan: it's just that stupid camel again
gac: I'M SO ANGRY AND GIGANTIC.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY CAMEL SELF, SO I JUST KEEP RUNNING AROUND!
creep: *jumps on camel and rides it into the sunset*
chup: i haven't sung anything in a while *clears throat*
roshan: hey! let's keep it that way
chup: *dirty look at roshan*
cable: eew! i stepped in... rotting pineapple
roshEn: that's still food! *eats it*
cable: AAAAH! my leg! my leg! leggo my leggo, man! aaaah!
roshEn: sorry, i get kinda carried away when i'm eating
cable: oh, man... my shoes...
roy: (you can always buy new ones)
cable: hey good idea! let's go buy me some new shoes!

WHAT KIND OF SHOES WILL CABLE GET?
HOPEFULLY NOT ANYTHING EXPENSIVE... OR CHEAP
WILL DAVE EVER POST AGAIN?
WILL ANYONE EVER POST AGAIN?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.. your favorite show

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Yoshi zero · « **Reply #156 on:** March 24, 2003, 04:11:46 PM »

Hey I posted on BORED too!

Dairy King · « **Reply #157 on:** March 24, 2003, 05:49:00 PM »

Dave: I wouldn't try going to wal-mart if I were you. At least don't take Roshan with youse.
Roshan: Whats that s'posed to mean?!
Dave: Jeez, I was just joking. Go with cable if you want.
Roshan: I don't have to take orders from you!
Dave: Yes you do!!
Roshan: No!!
Dave: Yes!!
Roshan: No!!
Dave: No!!
Roshan: Yes!!
Dave: Ok, have it your way.
Roshan: I am gonna do what you say and thats final!!!!
Dave: Fine. You'll be my lacky.
Roshan: Yeah, I'll be yo- DOH!
Dave: Ha! Ha! Ha! H* Roshen eats rest of laughter*
Roshen: Mmm... Laughter-y.
Steve: Shut up.

WILL CABLE EVER GET SOME NEW SHOES?
WILL ROSHEN EVER STOP EATING WHAT PEOPLE SAY?
WILL-*Roshen eats rest of question*
Find out next time on Bored-MKIII GX!!!

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!

Dairy King · « **Reply #158 on:** March 24, 2003, 05:49:32 PM »

Dave: Oops. Double post.
Roshen: Can I eat it?
Dave: No.
Roshen: Want something to eat?
Dave: Watcha got?
Roshen: Uhhh.. Lets see.. I got about 37 cents, some pocket lint, and a rubber band!
Dave: Any food?
Roshen: What are you talking about?
Dave: Sigh.....

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 3:56:44 PM

Dairy King · « **Reply #159 on:** March 24, 2003, 05:50:10 PM »

Dave: Hmmm.. a triple post.
Roshen: Can I please eat this one?
Dave: Very well.
Roshen: *Eats rest of po-

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 3:59:48 PM

Dairy King · « **Reply #160 on:** March 24, 2003, 08:13:58 PM »

Dave: Hmmmm... I'll try to gather the shattered remnants of what was a semi-plot. Roshan, weren't you looking for the Roshan Comics?
Roshan: The who with the what now?
Roy: (The Roshan comics you dolt!)
cable: are we ever gonna get me some new shoes?
Dave: Oh yeah, we were, weren't we?
*Everyone heads to Wal-Mart, but ends up at a cheesey rip-off, Door-Mart.*
Dave- This is the... Place?
cable- hmmm... this doesn't seem right...
WHY DO THINGS NOT SEEM RIGHT?
WHAT IS IN DOOR-MART?
WHY AM I ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS?
Find out next time on whatever this topic is called..

Dave: Wait! I'm not done!!
WHY IS DAVE NOT DONE?
Dave: Ok, stop that.
WHY SHOULD I?
Dave: 'Cause it's getting on my nerves!
WHY SHOULD THAT CONCERN...-WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN- ARRRrrrgh!
Dave: Thats better.
Roshan: Why am I following you guys? Shouldn't I be looking for those comics?
All: The who with the what now?
Roshan: Arrgh... I'm surrounded by idiots.
Steve: Shut up.
Dave: Hey! Only Roshen is an idiot. Speaking of which, where is that idiot?
*All spy Roshen eating the concrete from the parking lot.*
CW: Stop that! *Sprays Roshen with squirt bottle*
Roy: (Why'd you stop him? I think its funny when he eats wierd things.)
Roshen: *looks at CW*
CW: What are you looking at?
Dave: Cool! Where'd you get that squirt bottle!?
CW: I dunno. I kinda found it in my back pocket. Hey! Stoppit! *Kicks Roshen away from his ankles.* STOP THAT NOW!! *squirts him again*
Roshen: Sorry...

Dave: WILL THESE BUMBLING BUFFOONS EVER INTER DOOR-MART?
Who knows.
WHY AM I ASKING THE QUESTIONS?
Cause I knocked the other guy out.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON....
BOERED-MKIII GX!!
Say, what does "MK" stand for?
WHAT DOES "MK" STAND FOR?

I'm not lazy! I'm just... uhh...

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 6:18:18 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #161 on:** March 24, 2003, 09:13:35 PM »

Steve: Hahaha! I'll let all these BORED newbies continue the story while I sit back and enjoy a nice Pina Colada. *evil grin*
Roshan: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Steve: Why the hell not? *slurp*
Roshan: All these newbies will mess up the plot to the point where this story will make less sense than it does now! I mean, I almost have to be bossed around by some Dave that was just introduced yesterday!
Steve: Meh, I'm not in the story. *slurp*
Roshan: ... Shut up.â„¢

--15 Minutes Later--

Steve: Man, that was a good Pina Colada.

Roy: (Ack!) *Spits blood*
Steve: Ok, what the hell happened here?
Roy: (These new authors, they keep----)*collapses*
Steve: Ok, I've heard enough.

--15 Minutes Later--

Roshan: And you had BETTER not do that to us EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ok, ok, ok geez.... just shut up already!

---------MEANWHILE---------

C. W.: "Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

Steve: Ok, that's enough of that.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Gregor: I think, ah yes! I do belive... There's newbies!
U "F" O: What's so special about that?
Gregor: NEWBIES! They're so bloody easy to take advantage of!
T O G: He's right, ya know!
Willard: Am I still here?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: So, what are we doing again?
cable: we're going to wal-mart to buy me new shoes.
Roy: (This sounds like fun...) *rolls his freakishly large eyes*
C.W.: Perhaps I can liven it up with a song...
All: No, that's quite all right.
RoshEn: I never thought concrete could be so ... delicious!
Roy: (Shut up, I'll still destroy you in an eating contest.)
RoshEn: Wanna bet?
Roy: (Let's go, punk!)

And they all went to an eating place to see who really was better at eating.

cable: what about my shoes *sniff*

---------MEANWHILE---------

U "F" O: What are we trying to do again?
Gregor: I bloody well don't know.
T O G: I don't think they do either.
Steve: I don't think I do either... *leaves*

Who will win the eating contest?
What will become of cable's new shoes?
What IS the evil group trying to do, anyways?
What is going on with all the new people posting in here?

Steve: Yay! Kick the newbie! *Kicks Dairy King*

What happened to the camel? Or the ghost of that monkey? Or all the other 43 forgotten characters of this story?

Find out sometime in the next thousand years on:

BORED MKIII-GX!!!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #162 on:** March 25, 2003, 12:03:39 AM »

CW: *pops neck*

Roy: (Will you stop doing that?)

CW: *pops knuckles*

Roy: (Dude, quit that.)

CW: *pops back*

Roy: (ARRGHH! You're creepin' me out, mister!)

CW: *pops toes*

Roy: (...) *runs away*

Harry: Help.

CW: No.

Harry: wHy not?

CW: ...

cable: i'm goin to door-mart...hey waitasecond

Roshen: We're going to Wal*Mart.

CW: To get new shoes? Don't get new socks... the ones you have are so cool...

cable: OH NO! MY SOCKS!

The Pope: Oh... no...

cable: roshEn! give me back my socks!

RoshEn: *pukes up socks*

CW: Gross...

cable: oh no! what will i do

Roshan: You could buy new socks...

--------MEANWHILE--------

*RoshEn and Roy are at Salad Shackâ„¢, a newly opened restaurant, smack in the middle of
Afghanijapanisozyeroldmanijkalanifaniinhalianowastatrumanagostan*

Scaz: Here you go, fellas.

*in back room*

U "F" O: Ahh, to be back in my home country again.

TOG: You think this plan'll work?

GAC: No.

U "F" O & TOG: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

--------MEANWHILE--------

Steve: *slurp*

cable: well, i looked all over this store and the only shoes i can find are

CW: Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to--

RoshEn: *eats the rest of the song*

Toad: Look! A Chain Chomp!

RoshEn: *eats the Chain Chomp*

Dave: The who with the what now?

--------MEANWHILE---------

*RoshEn and Roy are in a cement-eating contest*

cable: how is roshEn at wal-mart and the salad place at the same time???

CW: The magic of plot holes, or better yet, a story with no plot, like this one!

RoshEn: OOO! Magic plot holes! YUM!

CW: Maybe I should get some new shoes too, these food shoes are kinda worn out...

RoshEn: - - -

CW: Don't even start.

HOW IS ROSHEN IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?

SHOULDN'T THE CHAIN CHOMP HAVE EATEN ROSHEN?

WHY ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT ROSHEN?

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 43 FORGOTTEN CHARACTERS OF THIS STORY?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON

MY FAVORITE SHOW!

BORED
MKIII-GX

I fear the monkey in your soul.

cable04 · « **Reply #163 on:** March 25, 2003, 03:53:35 PM »

cable: boy does that mk ever stand for mushroom kingdom...
chup: what?
cable: forget about it (big italian hand gestures again)
roshan: those are the DUMBEST shoes i've ever seen, cable
cable: but all door*mart had were barbie shoes
roshEn: you could just go barefoot like me
cable: or you could give me some freakin money, DAD, so i could buy some descent shoes!
roshEn: or ... you could go barefoot like me
cable: why do i even try with you?
roshEn: i hope someday you'll learn a lesson, son
roshan: hey guys, i'll see you later, i have to go do some stuff
cable: what kind of stuff?
roshan: just some STUFF. okay?
cable: okay. i guess
*roshan exits on roy*
chup: that jerk
cable: i know, roshan wouldn't tell us where he was going
chup: no, i meant roy, he didn't even *sob* say goodbye
cable: *pats cw on back* it's okay, man. let it out
dave: the who with the what in the where with the why when?
mean-while
roy: (so, what are we doing?)
roshan: i have to see a guy about a thing
roy: (hmmm...)
me-anwhile
chup:*choked in tears* WHY?! why wouldn't he say *sob* goodbye!?
cable: *to dave* what a nut-job
dave: he's not as bad as that roshEn...
cable: hey! he may not love me or ever be there for me, but he's still my dad! *kicks the newbie* whoa! that IS fun!
meanwh-ile
roshan: *knocking on a door* you there?
voicebehinddoor: who is it?
roshan: roshan
vbd: what do you want?
meanwhil-e
u"F"o: i forgot what we were talking about the last time we met
gregor: it doesn't bloody matter
thomas: what the?
tog: who are you?
gac: AAH! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE THAT THOMAS GUY ALREADY!
willard: hmm.. i guess i AM still in this...
thomas: i just wanted to use the john
u"F"o: it's over there *points to edge of cliff*
thomas: oh, thanks. *walks off cliff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
u"F"o: i never get tired of that
gregor: but 'ats the first bloody time you've done 'at
u"F"o: oh.. maybe that's why i'm not tired of it
m-ea-nw-i-le
cable: so.... how many places can you pop, chupp?
chup: let's start with places i CAN'T pop...
dave: *picking a flower pedals off* she loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... she loves me not... she...LOVES ME!
girl: i love you, dave!
dave: i love you too!
cable&chup: awwwwww...
cable:*wakes up* what the? man!.. even in MY dreams i don't get the girl? atleast i have these aweXome barbie shoes...

WHAT'S ROSHAN DOING?
WHY WAS THAT THE SHORTEST PART OF THIS EPISODE, BUT POSSIBLY THE ONLY MEANINGFUL ONE?
WHY DOES CHUPPERSON WEIRD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ROY?
WHY DIDN'T ROY SAY GOODBYE?
WHY DIDN'T CHUP START HIS LAST POST WITH A STATEMENT LIKE ALL OF HIS OTHER ONES?
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO REPLY?
WILL DAVE KEEP POSTING IN THIS?
OR WILL WE KILL OFF HIS CHARACTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE? *kicks the newbie*
WHY IS THAT SO FUN?
WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT SOONER?
IS THIS EPISODE LONG ENOUGH? I KNOW MY LAST ONE WAS REALLY LONG, SO THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY SHORT COMPARITIVELY
OH WELL
--BORED cable

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Yoshi zero · « **Reply #164 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:36:57 PM »

*Zero (The one from Megaman X, X2, X3...) appears riding a yoshi*

Roshen: *eats Zero's yoshi* Mmmmmmm yoshi.
Zero: Ahhhhhhhh you ate my yoshi!! Why! Why!
Roshen: It looked tasty. Oh well. *continues eating concrete*
*Sigma appears*
Sigma: I will destroy you Zero!!!
Zero: No you won't
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Zero: No you won't!!
Sigma: Yes I will!!
Roshan: No you won't!!
Zero: Yes you will!! Hey wait a minute...
Sigma: See, I will MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WILL SIGMA DESTROY ZERO?
WHY DID I STARTED POSTING HERE?
DOESN'T MK MEAN MARK?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS?
WHY IS THIS EPISODE SO SHORT?
IS IT BECAUSE IT'S MY FIRST?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME (maybe) ON BORED- MKIII GX!!!