BORED-MKIII GX

[Dairy King]

Dave: Hey, you think getting kicked to death is bad? You shoulda grown up with my brother. I got a punch every time he saw me. And we used to play airplane,(where he would hold onto my arms and swing me around in a circle) and something would go "wrong", and he'd let go.
Roshan: So whats the point of this sad story?
Dave: Weren't you knocking on someone's door?
Roshan: Hey. I was, wasn't I?
Dave: Yes, you were!
Roshan: So why am I here?
Dave: I dunno.
Girl: I love you, Dave!
Dave: And I love you, and the magic plot holes!
CW: Those are cool, aren't they?
Dave: OOO! The newbie wants to play: "Kick the new newbie"!
Steve: Theres no such game as that.
Dave: More magic plot holes! Look! A Black Russian!
Steve: Real or the drink?
Dave: Drink.
Steve: OOO!!*Goes in search of BR*
Dave: And now!!*kicks Yoshi Zero* Que divertido! Look! I know Spanish!

WILL... UH... No teaser questions.

[Yoshi zero]

HA! Yo también se español!!

[Insane Steve]

C. W.: Wait, how ARE Roshan and RoshEn in more than one place at once?

---------MEANWHILE---------

Willard: See? I TOLD you I'd get that cloning machine back up!
T O G: See? He's useful for SOMETHING...
U "F" O: Yea, yea, shut up. Good job.
Gregor: Heh, they don't see it coming.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Roshan: Just open the freaking door!
Roy: (Wait a sec, I forgot to say bye to everyone when we left.... Ah well.)

*The door opens*

Roshan: Nice.

---------MEANWHILE---------

Steve: I ALMOST fell for that Black Russian trick. Gah.
Dave: I'm better than I look, aren't I?
Steve: Whatever.
cable: come to think of it, these shoes suck.
RoshEn: Does that mean I win the eating contest?

What will the evil group do now that the cloning machine is back up?
Where ARE those 43 neglected characters?
Did RoshEn win the contest?
Are cable's shoers good or bad?
Is there a place C. W. CAN'T crack?
Is Dave really smarter than me?

Steve: Ha. Riiiiiiiiiight. *rolls eyes*

Find out sonetime in the next 100 pages of this thread on:

BORED-MKIII GX!!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Dairy King]

Dave: I wish I could say that, but I just cant. There's somethin' wrong with and I just can't say it. I would If I could.
Steve: Shut up.
Dave: I am smarter than I look! I have deduced from what was a plot, that we are no longer in Scoobydoobydooistan, or where ever we were. And look at this! I also have the ONION OF DOOM!! One touch and It'll kill ya!
Steve: So hows come you aren't dead.
Dave: Cause I.... Uhh.... Shut up.
Steve: Ha! ha! ha!
---------Meanwhile--------
*Farmer Fran stands in the middle of a feild
FF: I think this'll be a good year for the crops.
---------Meanwhile--------
Gregor: Pip pip! The clock says it's  time for tea an' crumpets! Bloody good!
---------Meanwhile--------
Roshan: Hmmmm.... What was I doing?
Roy: (Wasn't the door opening? See who's house this is!)
---------Meanwhile--------
CM: ZZZZ......
---------Meanwhile--------
Dave: Okay..... Randumbness fading...fading....RISING!!...Fading...........Fading..Gone...
CW: Oh my gawd! Dave lost his ability to be random!!
Dave: WAIT... I still have a little in me...
A list of things that are eitherryming or, related.(I did this in study hall.)
Gnat
Gnat Hat
Bat
Baseball Bat
1st Base
Army Base
Army Tank
Army Mine
Abandoned Mine
Gold Mine
Gold Coin
Coin a Phrase
Naughty Phrase
Uhh.... I kinda dug myself into a hole(Odd phrase)
Bowl
Bowling
Bowing
Plowing
Plow
Sow
WOW!
Ow!
How
Now
Brown Cow
White Cow
White Milk.... and thats where the list ends.
Now a list of signatures for The Fungi Forums!

Yo soy muy perezoso

I forget what I'm doing!

Edd: Ed! What were you thinking?!
Ed: Absolutly nothing, Double D!

Ed: Not to mention a duck!
Edd: Huh?
Ed: What?
Edd: Umm...
Ed: Who?
Eddy: What?
Ed: Um....
Edd: Uh.. Ed?
Ed: Why?

Doy Yo!

KRACKATOA!(especially this one!)

BWA HA HA!
I shall enslave the Earth!

Man1: Whos on first?
Man2: Yes, a man with the unlikely last name "Who" is on first.
Man1: Thats just great. Eight seconds into the act and you ruin the whole thing!
Dave: Uggh.... I have lost my abiltiy to be random.. Oh wait.. there it is.

[Chupperson Weird]

Time for another out-of context episode-beginning statement.

Anyway, I always thought MK meant mark.



Zero: No you won't!

Sigma: Yes I will!

X: *blasts Sigma to pieces*

========MEANwhiLE==-==-==

U "F" O: So this means we'll have a million clones of RoshEn, eh?

Evil Roshan: Aah... Déjà Vu...

-==-=--=MeanWhile-=-==-=-

CW's girl: I love you!

CW: I --

*poof*

CW: Man, I'm gonna have to do something about these daydreams.

RoshEn: Here, son, I'll give you some money.

cable: WHOA! allright! hey wait a sec

RoshEn: Give me that money! You know I'd never give you money when I was
teaching you a lesson!

CW: I see something coming.

RoshEn: Gimme back my onion of doom! *chomp*

Dave: Ooh, that's gonna give him some nasty heartburn.

RoshEn: AAAGH!!! *dies*

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

RoshEn: Hello, son!

cable: *freaks out and runs around in circles*

CW: Man, are those shoes up to all that running around?

cable: OH NO! now my socks AND my shoes are ruined

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

CW: *wipes tears from eyes*

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

Roshan: Okay, I'm back now.

Roy: (Sorry about that, Chup.)

CW: Does this remind you of Star Wars?

~~~~~~~~meaNWHile~~~~~~~~

U "F" O: Well, that cloning machine sure works well...

+~-~+~-~/\/\34/\/\/\/h!13+~-~+~-~

Roshan: So you gonna let me in or what?

?: Yeah, sure.

Roy: (Where are we again?)



WHERE ARE ROY AND ROSHAN?

DOES MK REALLY MEAN MARK?

CW: Hey MMM! Does it?

WHERE IS MMM THESE DAYS?

WHAT HAPPENED TO BATMAN, ROBIN, AND PLUNGERMAN?

NOT TO MENTION CITRUSMAN AND CYNICMAN!

OH WAIT, CYNICMAN'S DEAD!

THESE ARE STATEMENTS!

THEY'RE NOT QUESTIONS!

WHY ARE THESE STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF QUESTIONS?!



FIND OUT IN THE NEAR FUTURE IF YOU'RE LUCKY ON...



Bored
MKIII-GX

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/25/2003 7:40:45 PM

[Yoshi zero]

I thought MK meant mark.

Zero: I'm bored. Must slash something.*Slashes X*
X:Ahhhhhhh! *dies*
Zero: Must keep slashing! OOO what's that?
U"F"O: It's the clone machine. Hey wait a minute what are you doing here?
Zero: Slashing stuff. *slashes cloning machine*
U"F"O: Noooo.
TOG: Oh well. Let's move to phase #1024.
Zero: I'm going outside to slash some clones. *goes out and starts slashing clones*
Zero: I'm done.
Gregor: Bloody good.
Zero: *teleports to where the others are* Hey more clones! Must slash!
Roshan: Wait we are the real ones!
RoshEn: Yeah the real ones.
Zero: How do I know that you aren't lying?

HOW WILL HE KNOW THAT THEY AREN'T LYING?
ARE THEY LYING?
Roshan: No.
WILL ZERO SLASH THEM?
Zero: Maybe.
ARE THEY REALLY CLONES?
Roshan: No.
Zero: Shut upâ„¢
Steve: Hey that's my trademark!
Zero: Shut upâ„¢
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER CHARACTERS?
WHAT IS THE PLOT OF THIS STORY?

YOU MAY FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON:

BORED-MKIII GX!!

Edited by - Yoshi zero on 3/28/2003 2:19:06 PM

[Insane Steve]

Should Steve tell Yoshi zero that the "Shut up" isn't trademarked, and that the trademark phrase is "... Shut upâ„¢" WITH an ellipsis? If so, turn to page 27.

Should Steve file a copyright suit against Yoshi zero, despite the phrase technically not being trademarked? If so, turn to page 34.

Should Steve drop the trademark issue and instead play a nice, ravishing game of Kick the Newbie? If so, turn to page 11.

Should Steve continue this story? If so, turn to page 5,019,493. (It doesn't exist!)

Short episode this time. So? I have to go.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

[Chupperson Weird]

To the bathroom!

Batman: Wait, that doesn't sound right.

Robin: . . .

CW: I'm too tired.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[cable04]

cable: i'm too...not bored
steve: so which page should i turn to?
cable:i'd say 5, if i remember correctly
roshan: alright! kick the newbie! *everyone kicks zero*
zero: what the slash? i'll slash all of you! you can't handle the -HEY! pay attention!
-meanwh-le--
u"F"o: who are you? go away
--m-anwhile--
cable: hey roshan, i thought you had some STUFF to take care of
roshan: CRAP! that's right! that guy's house is going to get all drafty if he left the door open for me. come on roy, let's away!
roy: (bye, all)
chup: bye, roy
roshEn: here, son. use these shoes
cable: dad...*rolls eyes* those are banana peels
roshEn: hmmm... so they are
pope: *cries*
chup: what's wrong, pius?
pope: well, i just saw the first church of catholocism burned down by steve's [not THAT steve]dad who was smoking grass while the asian sun was drinking coke...*sobs*
chup: hmm... that sure is... discouraging
roshEn: hey, what time is it?
cable: it's time to go! i have to get a snack, man

_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did

[Dairy King]

Dave: Hey, how goes things?
Gregor: Where the bloody heck were you?!
Dave: Jeez, I didn't know going away for a couple of days would screw everything up.
Gregor: Well it bloody well does!
CW: No it doesn't.
Dave: Whew, saved by the Chup!
Roy: (Say, where were you?)
Dave: Why are you here?!
Roy: (Look)*Presents a magic plot-hole*
Dave: Hmmm.... Sometimes those things can be annoying.. Well if you must know, I was in Michigan for the weekend, visiting relatives.
Roy: (Oh.) *Leaves*
Roshen: Look! I can be here too!! *Eats a rotten banana*
cable: ewwww!!! dad! that is so gross!
Roshen: What? Uggghh... Kids these days... *walks away mumbling*
WILL THE PLOT EVER THICKEN?
HOW LONG IS SOMEBODY CONSIDERED A NEWBIE?
DOES MK REALLY STAND FOR MARK?
Find out next time on......
BORED-MKIII GX!!!!

[Chupperson Weird]

No! The plot doesn't thicken, or we'd all be stuck by now! AH HAHAHA!!

cable: the plot sickens.
CW: Yes it does, and you stole that from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
cable: how? you're the one typing
CW: Oh yeah...
Roshan: Gee, Roy, this fog is thick.
Roy: (That's not fog... that's the PLOT!) *begins eating the fogplot*
---_MEANwhile_---
Gregor: Well, quite a fogplot we've got ourselves into...
TOG: That sounds almost British!
_-_-MeanWhile_-_-
Gregor: Wha' in the bloody fogplot is this?
RoshEn: How'd you get here?!
CW: *shoves Gregor through a plot hole*
*Suddenly, a Yellow Submarine appears out of another hole...*

WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY WAS THAT SUCH A LAME QUESTION?
DO I CARE?
NO?

FIND OUT SOMEWHILE!
MEANWHILE!
NICEWHILE!
NEVER?
ON BORED-
MKIII
GX!

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[Dairy King]

Dave: Hmm.. Thick fogplot.
???: Mwa Ha ha!
All: Who was that?!
Roy: (Yeah, who was it?)
???: It is I Dairy King!!
Dave: What!? I thought I slayed you!(Insider joke, don't worry)
DK: Or so you thought!! Mwa HA HA HA!! Say good-bye, pitiful humans!!*Whips out Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000*
Dave: GASP!! The Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000!!
DK: Yes, the Cow Launcher 3,000,000,000. You remeber this? This is what I used to kill your partner!
Dave: I never had a partner.
DK: You didn't? Then who is this? *Holds up Black Yoshi's long deseased body*
Dave: Beats me...
WHO IS DAIRY KING REALLY?(you dont know me as well as you thought...Mmm Ha ha!!)
WHY IS HE ATTACKING DAVE?
WHY DIDN'T DAVE MAKE SURE HE HAD KILLED HIS FOE BEFORE GOING AWAY?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....
Bored-MKIII GX!!

[Dairy King]

Dave: Oops.. Double post..
*Stands in silence*
Dave: I wonder where Roshen is?
Roshen: I'm on my break. So leave me alone!

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/3/2003 4:55:03 PM

[Dairy King]

Dave: Hmmm... While I'm waiting for Roshen to be done with his break, I'll pop a few questions about the story.(or whats left of one)
Question the First: do you think Pirates would make a nice addition?
Pirate 1: Arr!! I do laddie!
Dave: Quiet you, and get back in that case!
Pirate 1: Arr!! I be very sad...*opens chest hops in*
Dave: Question the Second: do....
*Pirate 1 jumps out of chest*
Dave: What be the meanin' of this?!
Pirate 1: Arr!! That other pirate in thar pulled his sword an' challenged me to a duel! I ain't not good at no duel!!
Dave: Solve this conflict on your own!! Now get back in there!!
Pirate 1: Arr!! You scurvy land lubber!! Get yer hands offa me!!
Dave: Do it, or no dessert for you!!
Pirate 1: Arr!! Me one true weakness!! No bunt cake!? Thats just sick!
Dave: DO IT!!
Pirate 1: Arr....
Dave: Okay... Back to my question. Do...
Roshen: Okay, I'm ready.. What?
Dave: Sigh... Could you eat the rest of this?
Roshen: Hmmm... Do ya have any salt?
Dave: Yeah.. here... *hands Roshen salt* Sorry that its not in packets...
Roshen: Thats okay.. I could eat anything!
Dave: Really? Hmm.... that gives me an idea...
Roshen: *Eats rest of pos-

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/3/2003 5:11:39 PM

[Bluto]

Dave: I've decided to hire a professional foodologist*fancy title* named Gummy Joe to see just what Roshen can eat.

GJ: Howdy Folks! The first item is a CD case.

Roshen: *gulp!* Been there, ate that.

GJ: okay, next is a stuffed teddy bear.

Roshen: *Gulp!* Feh. Not too shabby..

GJ: All righty then.. Try this Guatamala Death Chili Pepper!!

Roshen: OOO! A challeng! *Gobbles pepper up* Oh, how hot.. NOT! He he!! That rymes!! I'm a poet and I don't know it!

GJ: Hmmm... Dave? This guy ain't crackin'! What should I do?

Dave: Execute sweaty gym clothes procedure!!

GJ: Okay, you asked for it tough guy!! Eat this!! *CENSORED*

Roshen: Yummy!

*FUZZZZZZ*

CW: Woah. Looks like the TV blacked out for a minute... heh heh... >:-D

... ... ...

GJ: How about, this ROTTING BLACK YOSHI CARCASE!!

DK: Hey!! Thats mine!!

Roshen: GASP!!...





I'm as cute as a banana and twice as yellow!

Edited by - ChupPerson WEIRD on 5/8/2003 10:13:13 PM