"Say, Insane Steve. Did you bet someone five dollars that Yoshi pornography exists?"
The following transcript is an accurate yet not exact by any means conversation that led to me winning the five dollars. The names of the other people in the conversation have been changed to protect the innocent; I.E., me.
Friend 1: Yes. Can you imagine what the Mario world would be like if it were more.. real?
Friend 2: Yea... I can see it. I mean, there'd be murdering and corruption, and of course, porn.
Friend 1: Heh, yea. Can you imagine Yoshi in pornographic images?
Friend 2: *laughs*
Friend 3: [#1], you are the only one here sick enough to think of such a thing.
Me: Nonsense. I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you'd find plenty of pornographic pictures of Yoshi on the internet. (DISCLAIMER: I didn't not know if this statement was true, I merely was in my usual, sardonic mood that day. That, and I work under the assumption that you can find ANYTHING on the Internet)
#3: Are you kidding? Firstly, ... [insert speech about why Yoshi can't be in pornographic images here], so it doesn't exist.
Me: It probably does. Not like I know about these things, of course...
[1 2 and 3 laugh]
#2: This sounds like a wager to me.
#3: Fine then, [Steve], if you can find me proof that Yoshi porn exists, I'll give you five dollars.
At this point, I sensed a trap. If I actually FOUND these pictures, these three people would know that I actually looked for this material, so...
And then I found this thread. All I did was print it with a link to the thread written on it and I got the 5 dollars. #3 didn't actually need to (or want to) see any actual pics.
I was a psychic that day -- later, I was discussing crazy Spanish music videos in Spanish class, and I discussed a paticular video to someone, and lo and behold! That was the next video played after I described it. Freaky. Although that didn't win me 5 dollars.
~I.S.~