Major League baseball's upcoming season.

[Red Paratroopa]

*looks outside his window and sees nine guys in helmets and pillows running around in circles and falling down*
They're doing just fine.

"Eventually there will come a time where everyone is in a band."- George Carlin

[Koopaslaya]

I think that pro Baseball players are over payed. I do more than them, and get payed almost nothing.

I like Catterpillars.

[Insane Steve]

Well, that's due to the abnormal high proportion of pay for people who entertain. This includes athletes, "musicians" (And I use that term VERY loosely), actors/actresses, etc.

And when you mention '69, that means an ENTIRELY different thing to someone who follows the Cubs. Can you say "worst choke EVER"?

~I.S.~

[Koopaslaya]

Yes.
Worst Choke Ever.


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[Jman]

Well here we go, Luigi Lover.  Your favorite baseball team vs my favorite baseball team.  Red Sox vs Twins.

The three things I could live without: a kick in the teeth, a punch to the stomach, and a low blow.
The one thing anyone who threatens my friends needs: a swift kick in the butt.

[Vidgmchtr]

I used to be a Yankee fan, but now I just hate baseball. It has become too competitive.

Remember at the last ALCS, some Boston person punched out a New Yorker because the Yankees were winning? (Actually I dunno the whole story on that, I'm just thinking that happened.)

[Jman]

Well, it's the all-star break!  Let's watch the all-star game tomorrow, and there's the home run derby tonight!

Proud to be an American!