Author Topic: Ruin the wish (Read 16113 times)

Popple · « **on:** April 12, 2004, 08:50:25 PM »

Kind of similar to the Ask A Stupd Question, Get A Stupid Answer thread, They had this on an animal crossing fourm, it was pretty fun.This is a game type thing in which a person makes a wish, the next poster comes up with a scenarieo in which the wish is granted but turns out badly in some way, like in movies and such.

Example: "I wish I had a cup of tea."

Next poster grants, but ruins the wish.

"The tea is poison"

"another wish"

Next poster goes and so on.

*start*

I wish I could shoot fireballs.

Let me away from this boulder!

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2004, 09:17:37 PM »

Your fireballs cause damage to your hands.

I wish I had a Million coins.

Markio · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2004, 09:22:49 PM »

Yuor future son will get caught in a shirt machine and die, and you will receive the million coins as insurance.

I wish I had more wishes.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2004, 10:01:29 PM »

More wishes = More misery

I wish I was dead.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Markio · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2004, 10:43:35 PM »

If you're dead, your parents will kill you.

I wish for world peace.

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WarpRattler · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2004, 11:25:43 PM »

CONGRATULATIONS! FOR WISHING FOR WORLD PEACE, VIDEO GAMES CEASE TO EXIST!

I wish my pet fish wasn't dead.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

Go to this awesome place.

This is donotcare95, phasing out<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/12/2004 10:25:59 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2004, 11:30:10 PM »

There is a mysterious accident in which the human race is eradicated. Bam - World peace.

My brain does stupid things when Iâ€˜m not looking.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2004, 06:22:45 AM »

Your pet fish is down the toliet, so it doesn't matter now if he's dead or not.

I wish I could see ghosts.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2004, 06:37:33 AM »

You can't sleep at night knowing there are thousands of ghosts inhabiting your room.

I wish Mars was green instead of red.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

TEM · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2004, 07:15:49 AM »

If it were green it would reflect a new shade of green light at the earth, making all McNuggets contain some dark meat.

I wish I had Real Ultimate Power.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Black Mage · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2004, 12:05:48 PM »

If you had Real Ultimate Power, your Fake Ultimate Power would go to waste.

I wish for a solid chocolate building. (Milk Chocolate)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2004, 12:37:45 PM »

It melts and creates a chocolate ocean that floods the world.

I wish that I had a GBA SP.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

The Big Boo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2004, 12:58:30 PM »

That GBA SP was stolen from a blind, deaf, three-year-old orphan, and now his life is ruined forever.

I wish I could fly.

Markio · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2004, 01:02:44 PM »

Two words: JET INTAKE

I wish I had a sandwich.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2004, 01:05:43 PM »

Look what happened to the World Trade Center.

I wish I was able to move and think at light speed at will, so it would seem I would stop time, move around in the space, and then return to normal when I want to.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2004, 01:21:21 PM »

You'd age as fast as you moved.

I wish my old GBA hadn't been stolen:(

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Markio · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2004, 04:13:40 PM »

By getting your GBA back, you'll be happy for a while and then take it for granted, leaving your GBA feeling unappreciated, so it will get stolen again!

I wish.

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Popple · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2004, 04:28:58 PM »

A crazy leper rubs his limbs which have fallen off on you in your sleep.

I wish there were a washing machine that auyomatically dried your clothes.

Let me away from this boulder!

Screech · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2004, 05:23:19 PM »

But it malfunctions and sets them on fire.
What? it's not stupid!

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be quiet.

I might be Sadib...

Edited by - Screech on 4/13/2004 4:23:46 PM

Markio · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2004, 05:29:19 PM »

You'd become filthy rich and live your wildest dreams! Wait, that's not bad!

I wish I were a mod here.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2004, 06:35:17 PM »

If you were a mod here, you'd try to make a new rule and then everyone would hate you.

I wish I had Ultimate Knowledge...

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¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2004, 07:01:05 PM »

You know what Bowser's fire feels like. (Owch!)

I wish I could paint breathtaking views of Niagra Falls with my pinky.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2004, 08:06:46 PM »

Wish granted, but after a while the toxic in the paint seeps into your hand and you die.

I wish I had artistic talents.

(I remember a thread like this from my RuneScape community I admin, except it has called the "wish corrupter". This thread is actually banned from there because it is "too spammy". I personally like it, though.)

~I.S.~

Popple · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2004, 10:43:43 PM »

Nobody will appreciate your talent, you'll cut your ear off, and when they think you died everyone will buy your work from that bratty little kid of yours. He'll be livin large for nothing, and keeping you alive in a closet forcing you to paint at gunpoint untill you starve.

I wish for the next person to post in this thread to use the word glove seven times in one sentence with correct grammar.

Let me away from this boulder!

Markio · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2004, 10:48:31 PM »

Because of your forceful manner, someone will get angry, smack you with a glove and challenge you to a duel, which you will return with smack in his face with your own glove, so you will both take ten paces, and you will shoot him in his hand, ruining his glove, and he will shoot you, possibly in your hand, ruining YOUR glove, and you will shoot him in his other hand, so he has two broken hands and two ruined gloves, but before he dies from blood loss, he will light your left glove on fire, and stomp all over your right glove.

I wish for nothing!

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Popple · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2004, 10:53:37 PM »

Poof. All your worldly possesions are gone, all your family and friends gone. Everything ceases to exist for you. All gone... All gone.

I wish ya'll'd forget to brush after meals.

Hirocon · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2004, 11:16:23 PM »

We all get lethal hallitosis and you die when we breath on you.

I wish I had a signature.

This is not a signature.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2004, 11:26:27 PM »

You'd cease to exist on these forums.
I wish for a Klondike bar.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2004, 07:34:11 AM »

A polar bear comes and takes it from you, stomps on you, and pounds you into the ground.

I wish CDs could hold up to 1G of data.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2004, 09:29:13 AM »

Companies would fall.

I wish Dic put more effort into the Mario cartoons.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/14/2004 8:30:34 AM

TEM · « **Reply #30 on:** April 14, 2004, 10:36:44 AM »

If they had, Nintendo would have stopped making videogames all together, because the ultra sucessful cartoon would be their main focus.

I wish I could really slow time and bend reality.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2004, 12:39:31 PM »

Then you would have to wait long hours for TMK to load, and when it did load, it would be a site about Mavio.

I wish I could dunk a 30-foot-high basketball goal.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/14/2004 11:40:28 AM

Hirocon · « **Reply #32 on:** April 14, 2004, 01:02:44 PM »

You dunk a 30-foot high basketball goal, hang from the rim, let go, hit your head on the ground, crack your skull, and die.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

This is not a signature.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #33 on:** April 14, 2004, 02:47:08 PM »

Wish granted, but you go to school where honors classes are worth 5.0 to your GPA, and everyone is smart, so your 4.0 puts you at about 200th out of 350 in your class and no colleges look at you because you are in teh bottom half of your class. (Actually, that's almost the situation at my school. Almost.)

I wish they made 1,000 foot long tape measures.

~I.S.~

WarpRattler · « **Reply #34 on:** April 14, 2004, 03:39:11 PM »

Then they would be too long, and if someone pulled it all the way out, then pushed the button to put it back in, it would move fast enough to kill you.

I wish I had an icepack to put on my head. It's really hot today.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

luigi~lover · « **Reply #35 on:** April 14, 2004, 04:53:58 PM »

Then the ice pack would freeze your brain and you'll die!

I wish I could go to Mars.

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

WarpRattler · « **Reply #36 on:** April 14, 2004, 04:56:23 PM »

You'd die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had SMS.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #37 on:** April 14, 2004, 05:43:39 PM »

You get sprayed by FLUDD and drown.

I wish Nintendo would release the N5 tomorrow.

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Challenge your friends!
Quickly, spell all these words:
Hop, pop, crop, flop, drop.
Now, quickly, spell what you do at a green light.
No, silly, you don''t Stop.
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Fifth · « **Reply #38 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:13:40 PM »

The world would be unready for such a sudden release of such technology. Riots would break out as disgruntled masses grab for the insufficient supply of the system, while those who actually managed to get home alive with one in their posession would be sent into such an unmanageable state of euphoria that it would effectively paralyze half of the world's technologically connected populace. The combined effect would create global bedlam, stunting the advance of technology and destroying the online world as we know it, which, in turn, would bankrupt any company that had any technological relieance. The world's civilizations, all too reliant upon technology and global commerce and communication, would crumble to bits; everyone would be left to fend for himself in a worldwide state of anarchy and chaos, and, after a few centuries when everything would've calmed a bit, anyone who'd mention "Mario" would be stoned to death.

Is that really what you want? Is it?

...

Y'know, I wish I had a soda right about now.

Go Moon!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:50:22 PM »

Okay, here's a soda machine that dispences sodas so big that they crush you when they come out of the machine.

I wish for a new pair of headphones, my old ones broke.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

TEM · « **Reply #40 on:** April 14, 2004, 08:55:54 PM »

Wish granted, but your new ones are no where near as comfy as the old h. phones.

I wish I had everything.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #41 on:** April 14, 2004, 11:24:56 PM »

You're dead, then. I wish I had some more Magic: The Gathering cards.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2004, 02:22:39 AM »

I wish to know what donotcare95 wanted to wish...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2004, 06:08:20 AM »

You will tear your eyes out from the horror, flesh will dribble down your face, and you will die a miserable death.

I wish there was a way to get to the book in SMS.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Screech · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2004, 07:07:45 AM »

You'd hang yourself out of disapointment.

I wish I had my own penguin.

I might be Sadib...

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2004, 07:41:27 AM »

You'd have to go live in Antarctica where you'll be cold and miserable.

I wish I had an apple.

I like that song.

Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/15/2004 6:42:15 AM

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2004, 08:06:01 AM »

You will swallow the catipillar that was inside that fruit and lay in bed for a week with a fever!

I wish I was a video game character.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 15, 2004, 08:46:01 AM »

You live as a pixelization.

I wish my house was built on a cemetery.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/15/2004 7:47:03 AM

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #48 on:** April 15, 2004, 09:17:30 AM »

You will be eaten by the zombies on the first night!!

I wish Super Mario games were for adults only.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #49 on:** April 15, 2004, 09:35:10 AM »

Then I wouldn't be able to play them.

I wish there were rivers of maple syrup.

Push button...
Receive Bacon!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #50 on:** April 15, 2004, 01:36:46 PM »

Wish granted, however, too many people would drown trying to drink it.

I wish de-scented skunks were legal pets where I live...

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Popple · « **Reply #51 on:** April 15, 2004, 04:32:09 PM »

Fine, every house in the neighborhood has two or three skunks. The de-scentation process would make them rabid, and angry. The skunks bite everyone and you all die of rabies. They reproduce and hordes of baby skunks swarm over the enitire country and wipe out the population.

I wish for the moon to fall on William Gates.

Let me away from this boulder!

n/a · « **Reply #52 on:** April 15, 2004, 06:46:32 PM »

It kills many innocent people at the same time.

I was William Gates just died. Alone.

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2004, 06:58:10 PM »

Then everyone who loved William Gates would mourn and cry and flood the world with tears and drown us all.

I wish I had some cricket pie...

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Popple · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2004, 07:45:10 PM »

You recieve your pie, buy you dont get to keep the pie tin, Muahahahaha!

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Let me away from this boulder!

Edited by - Popple on 4/15/2004 6:45:51 PM

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2004, 09:11:21 PM »

That fish slapped your face with a dish.

I wish Amplitude for the PS2 was for the GCN.



C:     #define SIG "This is a sig."

C++:   const std::string SIG = "This is a sig.";

Java:  static final java.lang.String SIG = "This is a sig.";

Basic: This is a sig.

:)

Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/15/2004 8:13:15 PM

Hirocon · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2004, 10:34:07 PM »

Wish granted. Amplitude FOR THE PS2 is for the GCN. In other words, the PS2 and the GCN are the same system. It is a parallel universe in which the CD-i system released by cooperation between Sony and Nintendo was somehow successful, Sony and Nintendo started a healthy partnership which eventually resulted in a merge, and they are now they same company. During the merge, Shigeru Miamoto was fired. He sued Sontendo after they attempted to release a new Mario game, and the court ruled that royalties would have to be payed to Miamoto for any new Mario game released. So Sontendo stopped releasing Mario games, and they never will, ever agian, EVER!

I wish that the universe was absolutely perfect in every way and that every sentient being alive, which includes me, was eternally euphoric.

This is not a signature.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #57 on:** April 16, 2004, 02:48:04 AM »

Then your life would be absolutely boring.

I wish all people were very nice, and there would be no violence in the world.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Screech · « **Reply #58 on:** April 16, 2004, 07:02:24 AM »

Then your life would be absolutely boring.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

I might be Sadib...

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #59 on:** April 16, 2004, 08:35:45 AM »

Then everyone would be in love with you and you would be eaten to peices.

I whish I had a perpetual motion divice.

Push button...
Receive Bacon!

Popple · « **Reply #60 on:** April 17, 2004, 12:32:51 AM »

It pokes you in the eye.

I wish my cat didn't walk on my keyboard all the time.

Let me away from this boulder!

TEM · « **Reply #61 on:** April 17, 2004, 08:03:28 AM »

Wish granted, but your cat is a really the reincarnation of the happiness god, Mofogofo, and was about to type out the key to happiness, but he didn't so the human race is doomed to sadness.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

TEM · « **Reply #62 on:** April 17, 2004, 08:07:49 AM »

I wish I was the Jolly Green Giant.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #63 on:** April 17, 2004, 03:56:36 PM »

Then everyone would yell, "Look! It's the Jolly Green Giant! Get him!" and they would shoot you and blow you up because you're green. Racists.

I everything was some shade of purple.



C:     #define SIG "This is a sig."

C++:   const std::string SIG = "This is a sig.";

Java:  static final java.lang.String SIG = "This is a sig.";

Basic: This is a sig.

:)

Forest Guy · « **Reply #64 on:** April 18, 2004, 12:53:41 AM »

Wish granted. Now all humans starts seeing everything in purple similar to the ways bees and other insects see and so humans involve into insect-like creatures and start a massive World War III.

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WarpRattler · « **Reply #65 on:** April 18, 2004, 02:10:28 AM »

...What did you wish for, Meow? I wish that I had a bowl of chicken soup. That sounds good...

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

TEM · « **Reply #66 on:** April 18, 2004, 07:37:01 AM »

That's just it, it sounds good, but tastes and smells disgusting.

I wish that the hadn't made WW like so cartoony.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #67 on:** April 18, 2004, 10:59:33 AM »

Then it would be fully realistic. Wario would jump out of your TV, saying "It's-a me, Wario!" and start a massive rampage to gather treasure from all the countries of the world. Not even armies could stop him because every time he's killed, he would have an extra life in reserve. Eventually, he would have all the wealth in the world, and everyone else would be poor and not able to afford the N5.

I wish plutonium came from Pluto.



C:     #define SIG "This is a sig."

C++:   const std::string SIG = "This is a sig.";

Java:  static final java.lang.String SIG = "This is a sig.";

Basic: This is a sig.

:)

TEM · « **Reply #68 on:** April 18, 2004, 12:37:47 PM »

WW = Wind Waker

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #69 on:** April 18, 2004, 01:40:35 PM »

Hahah.

Oh I forgot to wish.

Anyway, wish granted. Wind Waker 2 has the best graphics ever made. In fact, they're so good that even looking at the game causes violent seizures and Nintendo goes bankrupt from the wave of massive lawsuits.

I wish I neve rhad to take showers, but could simply become clean instantly anytime I want.
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Edited by - Meowrik on 4/18/2004 12:41:20 PM

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #70 on:** April 18, 2004, 09:18:55 PM »

You smell so clean, that you smell like those disgusting air fresheners that make people hyperventilate.

I wish I could lose weight eating lots of food.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #71 on:** April 19, 2004, 10:28:45 AM »

You have ate too much and became aneroxian!

I wish Mario would propose already!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

WarioLandMan · « **Reply #72 on:** April 19, 2004, 10:53:31 AM »

Wish granted, but Bowser has captured Peach and is holding her for ransom.

I wish there was a new 8-bit Mario game

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TEM · « **Reply #73 on:** April 19, 2004, 05:29:16 PM »

It would suck.

I wish I had a parrot.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Markio · « **Reply #74 on:** April 19, 2004, 10:17:50 PM »

Parrots are a big responsibility and they get boring fast.

I wish I was living a double life where my one life was a normal kid going to high school with friends and all that, and my other TOP SECRET life was as an underground hero that works with a team of other underground heros to complete missions and save stuff.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Popple · « **Reply #75 on:** April 19, 2004, 11:32:05 PM »

You attempt to save something, but fail, and are executed for it, then you come back as a boo, and get eaten by Tubba Blubba, and get stuck under a smelly ghost he eats right after you, and smell a smelly smell for all eternity.

I wish for eggplant wats good in all ways.

Let me away from this boulder!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #76 on:** April 20, 2004, 12:00:55 AM »

Eggplant Man from Wrecking Crew comes and kills you. I wish my SNES hadn't been traded in, along with all the games I had.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

TEM · « **Reply #77 on:** April 20, 2004, 02:23:00 PM »

If you hadn't traded it in, you wouldn't have gotten what you traded it in for. I wish I was TheTemMan.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #78 on:** April 20, 2004, 03:28:17 PM »

Then your sig would become "But on and on the Tem Man went."

I wish I had another wish.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 20, 2004, 04:21:43 PM »

Wish granted. Now you're up for more misery.

I wish Americans wouldn't eat so much and be so obese.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #80 on:** April 20, 2004, 05:02:36 PM »

When the wish is granted, America will change its name to 'Ame-roxia'!!

I wish Luigi had more games of his own...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #81 on:** April 20, 2004, 05:29:52 PM »

Then Mario would be lonely. I wish I could shoot Hadoukens.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

TEM · « **Reply #82 on:** April 20, 2004, 08:14:20 PM »

Granted, but your power level is thinnly spread, producing weaker and smaller Hadoukens.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

TEM · « **Reply #83 on:** April 20, 2004, 08:15:55 PM »

I wish for the Master Sword and invincibility. (so you have to be creative and can't just say, you cut your head off)

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #84 on:** April 20, 2004, 08:24:36 PM »

Wish granted, but then Link becomes unemployed and no more Zelda games are made ever again.

I wish I could wish for something without it turning up bad...

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TEM · « **Reply #85 on:** April 20, 2004, 08:55:53 PM »

Granted, unfortunately you didn't specify what wish you didn't want to go bad.
You know what they say, no wish is a good wish.

I want the deed to the white house.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #86 on:** April 20, 2004, 09:02:28 PM »

Someone assassinates you. I wish I had something to hit Deezer with so he'd update the Mariopedia.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #87 on:** April 22, 2004, 03:23:25 PM »

The force of the blow leaves Deezer with enough time to update one entry, then he dies, never to update again.

I wish I could control time.

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #88 on:** April 22, 2004, 03:31:40 PM »

You accidentally stop time forever, so that not even you can get it going again.

I wish I could fly, shoot lasers from my eyes, and be invincible.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Popple · « **Reply #89 on:** April 22, 2004, 05:43:46 PM »

You fly and crack your head on the ceiling, you shoot lazers, the bounce off of mirrors and cut your limbs off, your invincible so you live forever with eternal limbnessness pain and suffering from a concussion.

I wish I had a pet robot chipmunk that would do nothing bad to me or anyone and anything else.

Let me away from this boulder!

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #90 on:** April 22, 2004, 06:03:45 PM »

Your chipmunk is the sweetest pet in the world. Everyone wants it. They sneak into your room at night to try to steal it, so you set up an alarm that wakes you up when someone enters. Then you'll be up all night trying to keep people from stealing your perfect little chipmunk while the alarm is clanging in the background. All this stress gets to you and you go insane, jump off a building, and die. Your chipmunk takes the loss of you very hard and turns mean and grouchy and no-one wants it anymore, so you can finally have some peace. But it's too late, you're dead.

I wish the sun came out at night and the moon came out in the day.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/22/2004 5:04:45 PM