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« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2004, 11:32:05 PM »
You attempt to save something, but fail, and are executed for it, then you come back as a boo, and get eaten by Tubba Blubba, and get stuck under a smelly ghost he eats right after you, and smell a smelly smell for all eternity.

I wish for eggplant wats good in all ways.

Let me away from this boulder!
Let me away from this boulder!

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« Reply #76 on: April 20, 2004, 12:00:55 AM »
Eggplant Man from Wrecking Crew comes and kills you. I wish my SNES hadn't been traded in, along with all the games I had.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

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« Reply #77 on: April 20, 2004, 02:23:00 PM »
If you hadn't traded it in, you wouldn't have gotten what you traded it in for. I wish I was TheTemMan.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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« Reply #78 on: April 20, 2004, 03:28:17 PM »
Then your sig would become "But on and on the Tem Man went."

I wish I had another wish.

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« Reply #79 on: April 20, 2004, 04:21:43 PM »
Wish granted. Now you're up for more misery.

I wish Americans wouldn't eat so much and be so obese.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2004, 05:02:36 PM »
When the wish is granted, America will change its name to 'Ame-roxia'!!

I wish Luigi had more games of his own...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

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« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2004, 05:29:52 PM »
Then Mario would be lonely. I wish I could shoot Hadoukens.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

TEM

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« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2004, 08:14:20 PM »
Granted, but your power level is thinnly spread, producing weaker and smaller Hadoukens.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

TEM

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« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2004, 08:15:55 PM »
I wish for the Master Sword and invincibility. (so you have to be creative and can't just say, you cut your head off)

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

Forest Guy

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« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2004, 08:24:36 PM »
Wish granted, but then Link becomes unemployed and no more Zelda games are made ever again.

I wish I could wish for something without it turning up bad...

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« Reply #85 on: April 20, 2004, 08:55:53 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you didn't specify what wish you didn't want to go bad.
You know what they say, no wish is a good wish.

I want the deed to the white house.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

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« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2004, 09:02:28 PM »
Someone assassinates you. I wish I had something to hit Deezer with so he'd update the Mariopedia.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

« Reply #87 on: April 22, 2004, 03:23:25 PM »
The force of the blow leaves Deezer with enough time to update one entry, then he dies, never to update again.

I wish I could control time.

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« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2004, 03:31:40 PM »
You accidentally stop time forever, so that not even you can get it going again.

I wish I could fly, shoot lasers from my eyes, and be invincible.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

« Reply #89 on: April 22, 2004, 05:43:46 PM »
You fly and crack your head on the ceiling, you shoot lazers, the bounce off of mirrors and cut your limbs off, your invincible so you live forever with eternal limbnessness pain and suffering from a concussion.

I wish I had a pet robot chipmunk that would do nothing bad to me or anyone and anything else.

Let me away from this boulder!
Let me away from this boulder!

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