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« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2004, 12:07:57 PM »
Un hombre camina en una restaurante y se siente a una mesa.  Un mesero le camina a él lentamente y le pregunta, "¿Qué puedo obtener para Ud. a comer?"  El hombre le dice, "Quiero un menú, por favor."  El mesero va a obtener, pero vuelve, el hombre está ido.

Translate that into English, I dare you.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2004, 04:41:04 PM »
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Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2004, 04:52:10 PM »
Wario once was a happy man. Then he was audited. He never was the same since then. I should know!

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« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2004, 05:29:13 PM »
Hey, that kid Joe Zumo could be called Joe Sumo if he were fatter.

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« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2004, 11:01:49 PM »
mamma me-ah!

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« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2004, 09:56:16 PM »
Nope.

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

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« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2004, 10:02:46 PM »
Luigison falls asleep.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

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« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2004, 03:16:30 PM »
Möre Mëerkats.!

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.

« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2004, 03:26:13 PM »
!toidi latnem a ekil sdrawkcab gnikaeps m'I !yaY

.nekops eb ton lliw ytitnedi yM

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My identity will not be spoken.

« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2004, 04:13:24 PM »
*Wacks random people with a baseball bat*

Heeheehee......

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« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2004, 07:48:37 PM »
*Slaps people with an oversized tuna fillet ugly tin man.*

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

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« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2004, 10:03:01 PM »
*LD gets hit by a trout.*

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« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2004, 10:10:37 PM »
*Lets it go.*

This was an interesting experiment and fun while it lasted.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #73 on: May 02, 2004, 11:52:29 PM »
i have a nokia 7700

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« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2004, 12:11:11 PM »
heipä hei,minä olen armoton paskiainen maan uumenista mikä jauhaa kakkaa suussaan maailman tappiin asti.! translate in to english,i'll send you 2 bucks.

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