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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: October 03, 2011, 09:04:51 PM »
Somari the Hedgeplumber.

What's wrong with this picture?

Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:46:37 AM »
Because things go boom.

Why are threads dying?

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: January 13, 2010, 04:12:21 PM »
...Mario went to the...

Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: January 07, 2010, 08:28:27 AM »
Cuz it's a giant heat lamp.

Would you like a Brick?

Forum Games / Re: Fake SM64 cheats
« on: December 21, 2009, 07:29:24 PM »
This is it. The big one. The one Nintendo thought no one would ever find. They were wrong.
Sit tight ladies and gentlemen, this one takes awhile, as it involves almost every cheat i've given so far.
No, you do not have to unlock the religious characters. Those were impossible.

Have a list of my past cheats.
You'll need 'em for this one.
Copy and paste in notepad.

Play as Luigi (THE REAL ONE):
Get all 120 Stars, Now go to the Back of the Castle and read the "L is Real 2043"
Sign, Mario will explode, then reform, BUT! Instead of Mario, you will be Luigi!
Read it again, and you'll turn back into Mario.
WARNING: After switching 10 times, your N64 Will implode, Killing your Cat.
that is all.

Implode Bowser:
First, Stand on your head, Turn the N64 Controller Right Side Up. And Press
Start, A, B, Right, Left, Right, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, (ON D-PAD)
Then, Eat Reeses For Breakfast, if they taste like cheese, Continue, If They
Taste Like Popcorn, Shoot yourself in the Nose, THEN Continue, Now you Must
Play SM64, And Go to a Bowser Boss Fight, Spin Him Around SO MUCH, And he will
Implode, Then Your N64 Will Implode, Before Dying, Yell "TOASTERS!" and you will get a
1-UP, If You Don't, You Are Reincarnated as your cat, exept that your face is Upside Down. That is All.

Play as Sonic:
You will need a 64DD System for this cheat.
Put SM64 into the cartridge slot, and either Sonic CD, Sonic R, Sonic 3D Blast, or Sonic Jam into the Disk Drive.
Start SM64, and when Mario's Head appears, he will look angry, and he'll say:
"Whats-a the matter with-a you? Putting one of that hedgehog's games into-a my system?
You know what-a? I'm not-a letting you play until you take-a that thing out!"
Go cook LOTSA SPAGHETTI and offer it as a bribe, put it by the N64, and it will turn blue, and disappear.
It will appear in front of Mario, and he'll say: "Okay, fine. It's not like-a you can play that-a game on-a here anyway."
The game will continue as normal, until you go to Bowser in the dark world.
When you get to him, Bowser's text box will say: "Mwa ha ha! I'm turning this battle to a associate of mine!
I believe you two have met?"
The floor below bowser will descend, and when it comes back, Sonic will be in his place.
Mario will face the camera and say: "See what you've-a done!?"
The screen will fade out and a message will appear: "Insert Super Smash Bros. 64 and Future Version."
Take out the SM64 Cartridge, and the Sonic game, and replace them with Super Smash Bros., and
Super Smash Bros. Brawl, respectively. The screen will show the Vs. screen to SSB64.
The top part of the screen, which normally shows the stages in adventure mode, will actually say: "WTD IS GOING ON!?"
The fight takes place on Final Destination with Bowser in the sky's background.
Mario (You) is taken completely from SSB64, while Sonic (The Computer) is just his
SSBB version with a N64 model and no Smash B.
Fight, and win, then put back the SM64, but if you put anything but Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
in the CD Drive, the game will show getting blown back to his own game, then Bowser will come back up to
try and finish you off.
If you do put M&S in the CD Drive, It will show Mario and Sonic looking at the game, then both of
Mario will go back to his house and cry in his bed, knowing his fate. Sonic will lay in the fetal position.
plug in the "Hey You, Pikachu!" Microphone and have this conversation:
Sonic: Huh?
Sonic: Why should I?
Sonic: NO, WAIT! I'll do what you want.
The game will reset, and go back to the file screen.
From now on, when you have M&S in the CD Drive, you will play as Sonic.
His controls are taken from Sonic R.
Now go spin through some Goombas!

Mario's Super Form:
Go to
Your browser will say the page is unavailable, but if you click "Refresh" 1,337 times, it will show.
Click on "Download N64 Sega Saturn Emulator"
It won't do anything until you click on it for the 64th time.
After downloading, unpack the .7z file; it will show a homebrew/public domain/legal ROM.
Find a way to put it on a flash cart for the N64, and put it in the N64.
Place Sonic 3D Blast in the CD Drive, and when you turn on the N64, the emulator will start.
Get all 7 Chaos Emeralds in the game, then take a savestate anytime after you achieve them.
Turn off the N64, then replace the SS Emulator with Super Mario 64. LEAVE SONIC 3D BLAST IN THE DISK DRIVE.
When Mario's head appears, he will say: "Im-a feel real powerful!"
Start the game on any save, and go to any world. Collect 50 Coins, and press A in midair.
Since "Super Mario" is taken, we'll call this super form "Hyper Mario".
Like Super Sonic, Hyper Mario is faster, can jump higher, and is invincible.
In addition to this, he has wing cap powers, can activate Metal powers by holding R,
and activate Invisible powers by holding L.
Also, your health will become entirely yellow, and represent how much time you have until your super powers run out.
you can keep this up by collecting more coins.
You can go super as long as you have Sonic 3D Blast in the Disk Drive.
Only Mario can go super in this game.

SM64 Lock-On technology
(Doesn't need N64DD!)

First, hold the console in your hands, and sing "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) once.
then, drop the console on your feet.
next, play file D and complete the game with 120 Stars.
afterwords, shut down the system, take out SM64, and start yelling at the cartridge for 10 minutes.
no insults or anything, just scream and yell at it.
next, shove Sonic & Knuckles into your N64, and shove SM64 into S&K's Lock-on port.
after forcing in the cartridges, shove a Gamecube to GBA cord into the player 2 controller port. (GCN Side in N64, GBA in GBA.)
Next, play Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga until Mario or Luigi learn a Bros. Attack Advance.
Mario and Luigi will jump upwards offscreen after you beat the battle you learned the advance during.
The game will save, go white, and say "Turn off the Game Boy Advance and look at your cartridge!"
Sonic & Knuckles should either be in your Sega Genesis (Assuming you have one), or right by the N64.
SM64 should be in the N64 by itself, with a new port on top of it.
What's it supposed to do? Well, it will be a required component for other cheats you can't normally get without it.

TL;DR? Sorry, but now we get to the main attraction!

The Ultimate Cheat:

First, perform the Sonic cheats (Play as Sonic, Mario's Super Form, SM64 Lock-on),
Then, change to Luigi, and perform the Implode Bowser cheat, when you do this, the N64 WILL NOT
implode after Bowser does. Shut off the N64. Now put Sonic and Knuckles in the SM64 lock-on port,
then shove Super Mario Bros. for the NES into the Sonic & Knuckles lock-on port. Also, put any Wii Mario
game  into the 64DD Disk Drive. When you start the system, SM64 should boot. If SM64 does not boot
at this step, and you get the Sonic 3K Blue Spheres, Doublecheck and make sure you did EVERY CHEAT.
Start the game, change to Mario, and go to Bowser in the sky, in this form of the fight, Mario will have
an infinite superform time, until you beat not Bowser, but Dry Bowser! Apparently, they came up with
that idea earlier than we thought. As Hyper Mario, this should be somewhat easier, since you can't
die by getting hit, but pits still kill you. Beat Dry Bowser, and the ending plays, but with Luigi among the Toads.
Also, where the picture of cake usually shows, instead you start playing Sonic and Knuckles, as Sonic.
If you get a game over, you won't complete the cheat, but to help you along, you start with 10 lives, not 3.
Beat S&K with all 7 Chaos Emeralds, beat The Doomsday Zone, when Sonic grabs the master emerald,
the warping sound when you enter a Special Stage should play, and you immediately start playing SMB.
The same rules apply, don't get a game over, you start with 10 lives. When you get to Peach, she says
"Thank you, Mario! I have a present for you!" and the N64 turns off right after.
Now, look at the top of the SMB Cartridge. There is now an SD Card slot, with an SD card in it.
Take out the SD card, and the Wii Mario game, and put both in the Wii, then go to the Disc Channel.
It should show "The Treasure Room" instead of the Mario game in the Disc Drive, and the Start Button
is inaccessible. Now go to the Photo Channel WITHOUT LEAVING THE CHANNEL CLOSEUPS.
Access it, and pick "SD Card", instead of saying "X pictures and X videos", it should say "Ultimate Secret".
Pick View, and the screen will go black, and the Wii will shut down after a couple of seconds. This is normal.
Take out the SD Card (The Wii CD can stay), and put in back in the SMB SD Slot. Turn on the N64......
You are teleported to the largest arcade ever known, in a virtual world. It has every video game ever made,
Console, Portable, Arcade, or Otherwise, up to the present day. You can freely move between this world,
back to the homeworld, to enter Gameworld, turn on the N64 with the "SM64-S&K-SMB-SD" Tower inserted.
To leave, find a door right by the entrance you are teleported to, and open it.
I visit here daily, all arcade games are freeplay, all consoles have seperate televisons, and portables have
copies of themselves, along with game link cables for multiplay.
It's a wonderful place, and I hope you make it here. I'll be waiting.

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: December 12, 2009, 08:25:29 PM »
...!" Scorpion then sued Robotnik...

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:14:09 PM »
...Robotnik replied "Why don't...

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: December 05, 2009, 04:31:20 PM »
...Suddenly, Wario ate Robotnik's...

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: December 04, 2009, 08:47:09 PM » have the moon...

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: November 20, 2009, 08:14:55 PM »
"Nazis are very bad."

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: November 19, 2009, 08:51:45 PM »
...Dr. Robotnik's decapitated head.

Forum Games / Re: The four-word Mario story
« on: November 19, 2009, 05:25:25 PM »
atomic blender of DOOOOOOOM

Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: November 16, 2009, 11:24:42 PM »
Because of BEANS

What do BEANS have to do with this?

Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: November 12, 2009, 07:26:56 PM »

You want fries with that?

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