I'm going to be doing all of this.
One day, Wario was on his way from his house to McGreasies. Err... He was running extra fast at the thought of a big greasy burger with 16 patties. So he didn't even notice the notch in the road!
"Holy craaaaa- who put the rock in the way? I just washed this shirt a month ago!"
Then, floating down from a nearby tree...
"Ouch! A mini Goomba bit my freaking arm!"
Swallowing the mini goomba, he continued to McGreasies.
Later that day, Wario felt rather tired during the waddle home.
"Wario, you fatty! Where's the groceries?!"
"Um, I'm tired Waluigi. I'm-a go to sleep."
The next morning, Wario noticed that his view was blurry.
He needed glasses!"Huh? Glasses? Who's telling the story, I am NOT wearing glasses!"
And so Wario waddled to the glasses store and got the
nerdiest pair he could find. Of course, Waluigi laughed at Wario until he went unconcious.
"Shut up! Waaaaah! Huh? Eew!"
It felt like something wet and cold was stuck to his wrist. Pulling up his sleeve, he saw that there was what seemed to be string being produced from his wrist.
He could shoot Italian noodles out of hist wrist!To be continued.