Poll

How?

Classic bullet to head with weapon of choice
3 (25%)
Hanging with rope/wire of choice
0 (0%)
Cremation
1 (8.3%)
Drowning
1 (8.3%)
Falling off cliff
0 (0%)
Poisionous Chemical ingestion
0 (0%)
Crushed
0 (0%)
Electrocution
0 (0%)
Vacuum
2 (16.7%)
Knife of choice
0 (0%)
Entanglement with vicious creature
1 (8.3%)
Other (please specify)
4 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

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Author Topic: Elaborate means of permanant self incapacitation  (Read 32843 times)

« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 07:43:25 PM »
You're joking, right? This is the coward's way out, and will only leave your loved ones with many unanswered questions. Don't do it!
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 07:54:48 PM »
Commiting sepukku to avoid a dishonorable death, on the other hand, is aight.
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 09:06:36 PM »
Intriguingly enough, there's currently a thread just like this on 4chan's /b/ of all places. All I can suggest, Kuromatsu, is to get out more. Social interaction does wonders for one's outlook on life, whether you believe so or not.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 11:10:48 PM »
Joking about suicide makes it just seem more like the ridiculous thing it really is.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 11:18:08 PM by SolidShroom »

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 11:52:50 PM »
Does this mean "incapacitation" or "decapitation" or what because "incapitation" isn't a word.
That was a joke.

« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 01:32:12 AM »
Ah! I knew something was weird about that title.

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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 10:53:37 AM »
This is the funniest thread so far this year.
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Glorb

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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 11:06:03 AM »
Wouldn't self-incapacitation just involve immobilizing and/or paralyzing one's self, temporarily or otherwise?

Intriguingly enough, there's currently a thread just like this on 4chan's /b/ of all places.

HOLY CRAP WEEGEE VISITS 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES??
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 11:32:12 AM »
Question #1: Yes.
That was a joke.

« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 02:50:24 PM »
If simple incapacitation is Kuro's goal, then a tazer would be ideal. They can be picked up at your local Police Brutality 'R' Us.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 09:49:50 PM by Weegee »
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TEM

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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 12:45:28 PM »
Did he kill himself or what?
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 02:54:23 PM »
Let's just hope that the aformentioned 4chan thread isn't Kuro's doing as well:

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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2009, 03:06:47 PM »
Did he kill himself or what?

He was here earlier today.

I hope he doesn't kill himself. A person should have the right to end their life if they want to, but there's always a reason to live.
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 03:44:23 PM »
I disagree.




That is, I don't think people have any business ridding us of themselves.
That was a joke.

Glorb

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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2009, 11:04:04 AM »
so hold on guys
you mean weegee visits 4chan?
this i did not know

And if Kuro did kill himself, I'd be ****ed. He's a genuinely cool guy with mad artistry skills, neither of which you see very often on the 'net.
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