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Author Topic: GLORB'S DARES WEEK FIVE-ISH: SMORGASBOARD OF GLORB STORIES  (Read 13964 times)

Glorb

  • Banned
« on: May 21, 2010, 05:46:32 PM »
Every week I will dare all of you to do a thing. ALL OF YOU. You must then do it, and provide photographic proof. Members that complete dares will go on the High Score Board of Coolness. Accomplishments will only count if some sort of proof is given.

THIS WEEK'S DARE: Write an elaborate self-insert erotic fanfiction about my life up to the point that I joined this forum.

HIGH SCORE BOARD OF COOLNESS
Lizard Dude [5/21/10 - Put metal in your microwave and microwave it]
Lizard Dude [5/29/10 - 6/5/10 - Change your name + sig to something Viking-related]
PaperLuigi [6/7/10 - Rap about me over a beat made of household objects]

Now get goin'!
« Last Edit: June 21, 2010, 01:58:27 PM by Glorb »
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 06:18:27 PM »

Screw you, Glorb, now I have no car.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 09:59:15 PM »

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 10:12:38 AM »
Lizard Dude just barely wins, I suppose, but in the least manly way possible. Good technical job there buddy. Hopefully other attempts will be manlier than a 1-second penny.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2010, 10:15:11 AM by Glorb »
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 05:40:57 PM »
Will a metallic hamster do?
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 04:21:32 PM »
Only if it's a Maniac Mansion joke.
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 10:08:15 PM »
What about a The Devil Wears Prada CD?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 10:13:47 PM »
They hardly qualify as metal and the CD itself is plastic, but go ahead. No one'll miss it.
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 07:29:14 AM »
The minute I posted that I realized I should've suggested Lars Ulrich instead.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 12:04:12 AM »
I already did this like 4 years ago.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Glorb

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 01:35:37 PM »
So?
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 02:03:19 PM »
I accidentaly microwaved a tinfoil-wrapped Rice Krispie Square a few years ago. Does that count?
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Glorb

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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 03:16:17 PM »
Look if none of you guys were born with any balls that's cool and get well soon. But please, stop trying to weasel your way out of this. Microwaving metal is one of the coolest things you can ever do and if you can't even do that and photograph it then you're a loser.
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 05:10:26 PM »
Dude that can burn holes in your microwave and stuff. I have seen this.
That was a joke.

Glorb

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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 05:52:29 PM »
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