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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2010, 03:21:25 PM »
Ass-thumbing isn't taken lightly here, you know. Show the sport some respect.
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« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2010, 12:11:33 PM »
When do I get my name recorded in the annals again?

Glorb

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« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2010, 12:12:37 PM »
I gotcha.
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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2010, 01:31:40 PM »
Now comes the part where Fnord's name won't be changed back until the end of the year.
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Glorb

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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2010, 11:02:05 AM »
Wow, you people are all total freaking pansies. Seriously, just leave this board forever and ever, all of you.
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The Chef

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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2010, 03:07:40 PM »
I didn't know Deezer and Megabyte made "not being a pansy" part of the forum rules.

SolidShroom

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« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2010, 04:49:18 PM »
Glorb, just because nobody is responding to your attention whoring doesn't mean you should resort to name calling.

« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2010, 05:58:29 PM »
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2010, 08:52:14 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2010, 10:59:52 AM »
Oh, Fungi Forums, Fungi Forums. I'm starting to think I might be devoting too much time and attention to this topic in the first place, because it must have taken me hours to decipher what you're saying over the sound of your own sissiness. If all you people, all 3191 of you (excluding myself and LD), were any more sissytastic little crybabies, I would honestly go blind from the amount of estrogen produced by you all collectively.
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SolidShroom

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« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2010, 12:54:52 PM »
Glorb, swallowing semen doesn't give you any more testosterone than the rest of us.

Glorb

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« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2010, 02:31:52 PM »
Glad to see you mustered up the courage to find out, SolidShroom.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2010, 02:58:09 PM »
For what it's worth, I see Glorb as a sort of symbol of the forums as a whole - that is: formerly fun to be around, and still has some good moments here and there, but for whatever reason, is rapidly turning into something bitter, strange, and utterly anti-comedic.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2010, 03:33:44 PM »
People, either do the dare or don't comment.

http://media-convert.com/convert/?xid=15-miqwjtbk

WARNING: I use several curse words because I'm cool like that. Also, I am white and therefore suck at rapping.

EDIT: I used a desk to create the beat in 4/4 time. PM me if you want the very crappy lyrics.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 03:39:21 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Luigison

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« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2010, 03:49:41 PM »
I am white and therefore suck at rapping.
Off topic:  While there may be a correlation between people's skin color and ability to rap, there has been no prove of such a relationship.  As a matter of fact, so called race is only 0.01 % of ones genetic code.  I believe that race is merely a social construct based on our kin ability to recognize differences and similarities in faces and skin tones.  The term has so little meaning that it has been dropped on most government forms and by most scientists.  Sorry to go off topic, but it bothers me when someone makes such a board generalization related to someone's skin color. 
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