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Author Topic: GLORB'S DARES WEEK FIVE-ISH: SMORGASBOARD OF GLORB STORIES  (Read 14145 times)

« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2010, 04:03:34 PM »
-_-

It was just a joke you know.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Glorb

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« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2010, 05:16:09 PM »
Luigison, you fail to explain why Asians and white people are generally far better DJs than anyone else.

And PL, excellent job. I'm not turning bitter, I'm just turning extremely unpleasant and spiteful to keep up with current trends. Regardless, PL is teh winnar, unless someone can dethrone him before the week ends.
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Luigison

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« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2010, 05:38:20 PM »
Luigison, you fail to explain why Asians and white people are generally far better DJs than anyone else.
Social perception and culture.  Race is a cultural phenomenon.  Skin color is a function of melanin content and UV radiation.  More melanin gives more protection from and therefor allows more exposure to the sun.  Historically people of similar melanin content tended to live in certain equatorial areas due to the amount of UV radiation.  This formed a culture among these people.  Certain cultures value certain forms of music while others favor different styles. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Glorb

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« Reply #48 on: June 07, 2010, 05:42:22 PM »
That fails to explain why, seriously, Asian DJs tear [dukar] up. I mean, have you seen Mike Relm in action? They're also phenomenal breakdancers. All of them.
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2010, 05:53:31 PM »
Because of beatmania IIDX and Dance Dance Revolution.

Probably not really, but it's as good an explanation as any.

Glorb

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« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2010, 05:32:48 PM »
New dare! And Weegee's viewing it RIGHT NOW HE'S GOT THE BAIT PEOPLE.
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« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2010, 07:43:38 PM »
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2010, 09:12:32 AM »
Reading over all of this, it looks like Glorb took a dare to transform into Lizard Dude.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2010, 10:15:34 AM »
I doubt Lizard Dude would ever dare himself to put a penny into a microwave and turn it on for one second.
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« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2010, 11:47:24 AM »
The heating instructions on my box of money said one second per cent.

« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2010, 11:30:50 PM »
He could use his EasyBake Oven.

I guess not, since microwaving and easybaking are not the same. That penny would take ages to melt in the EasyBake..
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Glorb

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« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2010, 08:55:52 AM »
The idea was not to melt the penny, but to cause catastrophic damage to a microwave on film.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2010, 11:45:03 AM »
A carefully edited clip of the cooking show scene from Gremlins 2 ought to suffice.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #58 on: June 21, 2010, 01:54:12 PM »
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL *******. NONE OF YOU TOOK THE DARE. GO READ NICHOLOAS SPARKS.

New dare coming soon!
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Glorb

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« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2010, 11:49:07 AM »
Dare's gonna be over in like a day people. Get writing!
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