Here's some pointless quotes/conversations.
One guy: Did you see that?!
Other guy: No, I was sleeping...
One guy: But you're driving!!!
Private: It's no good, Skipper! I don't know the codes!
Skipper: Don't give me excuses! GIVE ME RESULTS! *slaps the Private repeatedly*
Tai: If Mom's worried about the lamp, wait till she sees her car!
Homestar: There's only one planet, now? What happened to the rest?!
Archie: *wearing a dress* This is Muggle clothing. Muggles wear 'em.
Other man: Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men! They wear these! *holds out pants*
Julien: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your hienous comment will be strippen from the record.
More pointless-ness coming soon!