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« Reply #360 on: January 24, 2009, 08:34:46 PM »
Robo Kong tasted the girl scout cookies and said "these stink!" and threw them out the window along with Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and the War-Trained Lemur...
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

« Reply #361 on: January 24, 2009, 09:15:31 PM »
...decided to open up a burger stand.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #362 on: January 24, 2009, 09:37:00 PM »
And their burgers were a success and people everywhere wondered what the secret ingredient was.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

« Reply #363 on: January 24, 2009, 09:48:40 PM »
...it was FLESH!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #364 on: January 24, 2009, 09:58:29 PM »
Of course, everyone already knew this since that's what burgers are normally made of, so...

« Reply #365 on: January 24, 2009, 10:04:28 PM »
...everyone ate them and got really fat.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #366 on: January 24, 2009, 10:08:17 PM »
So fat that Mario and Wario had to journey to the center of Reswob's stomach to fix the problem.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

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« Reply #367 on: January 24, 2009, 10:18:52 PM »
...and then time rewound itself because FBM thought this was the other thread.

« Reply #368 on: January 24, 2009, 10:20:06 PM »
So everyone was really fat and sued Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur...
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

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« Reply #369 on: January 24, 2009, 10:39:09 PM »
...and lost, then had heart attacks right there in the courtroom and died.

« Reply #370 on: January 24, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »
Whoops. Heh heh, sorry about that, folks.

"OBJECTION!" Shouted Apollo Justice as he saw Cyborg Beaver's engine was still running.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

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« Reply #371 on: January 24, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »
...and time rewound itself again because FBM misread the previous sentence and doesn't seem to understand this thread.

The people that did the suing died. Gah.

« Reply #372 on: January 24, 2009, 11:43:40 PM »
Then their fat ghosts haunted the land of flesh...

Ah, now I get it. I thought Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur had heart attacks...sorry.
"It's vital to reflect occasionally on whether one is overdoing whatever it is one person is doing." ~Toadsworth

« Reply #373 on: January 25, 2009, 12:34:02 AM »
...and the Ghostbusters were called in to deal with the problem.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #374 on: January 25, 2009, 09:03:47 AM »
...but they weren't trained heart surgeons, so they rushed the heart attack victims to the hospital instead.

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