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« on: March 24, 2002, 07:10:56 PM »
Chapter 1:Mario vs. Iggy
One day Mario and Luigi were searching For Peach.
Mario:PPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi:PPPPPPPPPEAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi:BBBBBBBBBOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:LUIGI!!!!!
Luigi:I'm right here-a Mario.
Mario:No,not that.I was yelling at you!
Why would we want Bowser?
Luigi:Cause we can beat him p right away!
Mario:Beat him up right away?
We might not-a win Luigi!
Luigi:Me,You,lose too Bowser?!?!?!
That is saying that we are weak!
And we aren't!
Mario:Well Bowser isn't Either.
Luigi:Oh yeah right.
Mario:*Kicks luigi in the @ss*Luigi,You weren't there when I went through Serios
Butt-kicking against Bowser!
Luigi:But I had Battled him in my own Adventure!
Mario:Name it!
Luigi:Umm....Luigi's Mansion?
Mario:Yeah right!I wasn't Captured by Bowser!
Luigi:Smb2?
Mario:Nope,That was originally MY adventure.
Luigi:Look!A castle!
Mario:A fortress!
Luigi and Mario:A GIANT COME?!?!?!?!
Mario:That's not a come,Luigi.
That is a strange shaped castle.
*Mario and Luigi enter the nearest castle.*
Mario:Oh no........
Luigi:HAMMER BROS.!!!!!!
Mario:What do we have?
Luigi:Cape feather,Racoon suit,Tannookie suit,Fire flower,Hammer suit.....
Mario*Interupts*:Hammer suit!
They will think that were hammer bros.!
Luigi:Good thinking!*They walk by*
Mario:Wha-!
Luigi:Whahhhhh!!!!!!
Mario:What is this?
Luigi:It's a big green ghost!
Lemme handle him!*Pulls out the vacum he used in LM and shoots out a ghost that was in there so long he died at the green ghost*
G.G.:Ahhh!!!!!!!!*POW*
*Mario and luigi keep moveing until they find a big door*
Mario:I'll Battle em'!
Luigi:Ok-a!
(In the Room)
Mario:Who's there???
????:gahhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Mario:COME OUT WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!
Iggy:It is I,Iggy!
Mario:Lets battle!Where ever you are!
*bowser Pops in the Room*
Mario:Iggy?!?!
*Bowser doesn't answeer,He throws a card with a picture of Iggy on the front and a Picture of the word bowser and a picture of Bowser winking on it*
Mario:Hah ha ha ha!!!!
*Bowser runs away*
Luigi:AAAHHH!!!!
*Card Sends a big Flash of light,The picture of Iggy is gone,And Iggy is standing in the middle of the Dark Room.
Mario:Let's Battle!
Iggy:As you wish.
*The lights turn on and it reviels a Platform that Iggy was stnding on and if Mario felll of he would fall into a pit of Spikes*
Iggy:wait!*He Tigthens his Muscles and Squezzes as had as He could and His Shell gets covered in Fire*
Mario:I need too play with Fire too!
*Grabs a Fire Flower and Jumps on the Platform*
*Mario throws a fire ball and It hits iggy shell and it melts and it reveials Heart Boxers*
Iggy:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Mario Jumps on Iggy while Iggy was screaming*
Iggy:Give Me My Shell!!!!!!!
Mario:Ok!*Tosss' a Shell From his Pocket and Throws it at Iggy and He gets knocked into the Spikes*
Iggy:AHHHH!!!I'VE BEEN BOTH,EMBARESSED AND DEAFEATED!!!!!!!!
The end of chapter 2
Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....