How to make everyone on the forum happy:
1) While playing SMS, anywhere, at any time, turn Mario towards the camera.
2) Spray the camera, in all four corners of your screen--this is hard to do, and takes practice.
3) Once you do this, you will hear a scream, and a clip will show Shigeru Miyamoto holding his eyes, which have been sprayed with water.
4) Mario then jumps out of Mr. Miyamoto's TV screen, and you are free to control him.
5) Run around collecting the little dollar bills that lead in a path around Mr. Miyamoto's room--if you get 128, then a passcode will pop up.
6) Once the passcode pops up, write it down. It is long, and has strange symbols, so get it right.
7) E-mail this passcode to someone at Nintendo.com. If you e-mail it to Deezer, all is lost.
8) Within a week, Nintendo will release both Paper Mario 2 and "Super Mario 128" in the US, along with taking a massive lead in the systems race against X-Box and PS2.
Go, now, and fulfill dreams!
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"Word I was in the house alone,
Somehow must have gotten abroad:
Word I was in my life alone.
Word I had no one left but God."